They flirt with you

They flirt with you.

What do?

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i dont get the Point of this

should i make some stupid sandnigger joke or what?

Tell them my dick is drowning and needs some mouth-to-mouth.

Warn them about the vampire.

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Please stop samefagging.

Declare a holy war on that ass

this is not hullul

I want to fuck that vampire

They muslim bro. Would respect their privacy

Nigga, that's haram.

Same. I'd hump her senseless.

so you would try to stick your dick in your monitor or would you print a picture and try to fuck that? sounds like you are really dumb.

That's actually pretty good.

user used the subjunctive plus ellipsis. He *would* hump her senseless *if she existed*, but she doesn't. I hope you've found this helpful.

It's called a fantasy. Vampires don't exist anyway.

no really!?

At any rate, I imagine fucking a Muslim-Vampire would be really kinky.

I want her thighs wrapping around me, pulling me deeper inside her.

Likely quite frenzied once she drops her act of piousness and reveals her vampire nature.

get raped

She wouldn't let go until you are completely drained.

oh shit son... is this your first time on the internet?
Congrats!

It'd be a good exhaustion.

Wake up

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