>Be me
>Tell myself that it is time to man the fuck up
>Go outside
>Spend the whole day walking around downton
>Try to spot a qt girl or just TALK to someone
>Come back home
>Didnt say a word the whole day
Can you guys tell me what I missed? Movies are fucking inaccurate. Seriously, tell me what can I do. I want to have a gf now that I m 20.
Pic related: I always try to act and speak as if I was Caesar.
Fuck do I know, have any single female friends to ask out?
>Pic related: I always try to act and speak as if I was Caesar.
Try english first
To be honest with you, I share some facial features with the sculpture above. The looks are here but I dont have the mind...
Do you live in ottawa?
just commit suicide confident with the knowledge that you tried.
Don't be such a try hard. Don't talk about nasty shit like Indians pooping everywhere. Fail nine out of ten times and eventually succeed. Don't be such a try hard
I'm French
Get a good job with lots of money or catch a NEET gf. The former is probably much easier.
kek
Quebec Montreal
Oh. Fuck you then
If you're anything like me then girls don't want anything to do with you anyway so why bother?
Just masturbate.
Try a very small amount of booze, no more than 2 beers. The bird that doesn't try to get the worm doesn't eat.
/r9k/ has far more experience dealing with these kinds of issues, Weedman.
Ask your parents to arrange a marriage.
I planned on doing that but I cant get hard. It is weird.
>Be me
>Feel bad about being called a virgin on Sup Forums
>Make tinder
>Meet qt virgin 7/10 with huge tits
>Came in here 4 times just yesterday
First off, if you try to talk like Caesar you probably take yourself too seriously. Don't do that.
Second, you need to realise that talking to these girls is not some HUGE thing that EVERYBODY is watching. Just say something. Girls manage to talk about the most boring shit so they're much easier to talk to. If you talk to her and you connect, good. If you don't, it doesn't matter anyway.
Im 18 and in the same boat as OP. The minute Im of legal age/can just acquire booze easily im planning to do this, I just need a slight confidence boost i think and alcohol might do the trick
Stop watching porn
I am not a NEET
I find it coward
>Pic related: I always try to act and speak as if I was Caesar
Stop being such an autist. You like fucking Chance, with your ideas of how social interaction works comes from television instead of actually interacting with people, except reality doesn't work like that movie.
I'm proud of you.
I live in Ottawa. Fuck you faggot.
I dont have an opening, that is what destroys my confidence
please don't go out if anybody can tell that you've been drinking. It's trashy and makes you look like a scumbag
Do you speak Chinese or Korean?
>be me
knew you were a faggot before i even saw your shit flag
I stopped!!! IIt has been a week. I truly consider that weedman should ban porn
An opening like what? Where were you walking around? I live in Montreal so you can just say
if you're really that desperate fuck a whore, a fat chick, or just lower your standards or something
Wow, pure fucking autism.
It was a joke.
He means stop speaking Latin dingus
If you really want a gf and are a decent looking 20 year old, you are sexless BY CHOICE.
This is what I've learned oh my brother.
Once you work on and solve your psychological issues you will be able to get laid without a huge amount of effort (assuming you are not a wierd ugly shut-in)
Even if you have very bad social skills, you could go from social retard to semi-chad in a couple of months if you really wanted to.
Work on your actual psychological issues and it will all come.
Do men actually approached girls in public?
I thought this was a meme. I've never seen it happen ever.
I guess you can do this if you are an Überchad, but not if you are an average Sup Forums user.
Enjoy your small village
>Pic related: I always try to act and speak as if I was Caesar.
Top kek. Build the wall please
Keke where in mntl my friend?
It was Sunday today, you should have gone to tams at the park.
There are lots of people who want to talk and play sports and drink wine.
You goofed
Or you can be a typical 4channer whose friends are all nerds who don't know many girls so you basically have to do it in public
i
am also proud of you user.
well played.
Yeah just like that. It could be anywhere. I have a brain blank and the time I find something it becomes too late; the girl is either gone or I start to look creepy. Sometimes I find myself to be a coward and it infuriates me.
you must marry your daughter to someone to gain political favors
I don't have friends and I just don't do it at all.
But does it actually happen like that? I just never seen it.
At least you're not waiting to like 26 to try this shit.
>Movies are fucking inaccurate
...you thought they were accurate?
>I always try to act and speak as if I was Caesar.
Please tell me that's in a, "I speak in a socially acceptible manner that is polite and charming," and not tipping your fedora because "women are stupid for not getting my memes"
>Can you guys tell me what I missed?
Become familiar. By that I mean join a social club of some sort with women of interest and become a steady attendant. Strike up conversations. It's easier than ambushing a girl who's never met you and asking for a date.
put yourself in a position where you have some connection to the girl. eg. if you are at a party you clearly have some mutual connections and there is a legitimate reason to start a conversation. If you are at university then there are so many opportunities for this, eg. in the library, in class or at events. Other things could be the gym or going to some sort of sports class where there are girls. In all these situations you won't come across as a freak for striking up a conversation as you are living a shared experience. Once you have gained confidence from this then in the future you can try just talking to random girls in public but unless your confi levels are maxed out it will be difficult.
What psychological issues you mean? I truly try lately. I am in a speech class and try to be social as much as possible with people that I see regulary.
Bonjour mml, je suis user
sexual frustration builds character
i do it, its not hard, they're just people. if they're someone you might see every other day but aren't acquainted with (say someone on campus, someone you see in your neighborhood, a co-worker, etc) all it takes is to introduce yourself to just meet them
then from there you can judge if they're annoyed, could end up being interested in you, or just a friend... but point is it doesn't hurt to try
i've gotten girl's numbers before and i'm not a skinny manlet, but not having a car really destroys the opportunity to actually go somewhere with them
that's another thing, you gotta get a car if you want girls...
>on Sup Forums
>told to fix my problems
>mfw
I have a lot of mental issues, user. Why else would we be here?
I keked so hard. Go fuck yourself
You have cause and effect backwards.
>car
>money
>house
>choose girl literally
They are 100% materialistic. The ones that aren't are temporary or confused.
Well wherever you were there are lots of cute girls here so just take it a step at a time. Try just saying hi next time and don't expect anything more.
Chances are you've seen it happen without recognising it. It's not super-flashy or anything
You have to say hello and then hit on them you autist
repeat that one hundred times
now you are into gf, comgratulation
...
Go to a bar or club, have a few drinks but not too many then try again, preferably with a grill who has also had a couple drinks but not too many.
Where is that? I tried to find some nice places to find people but all I did was Vieux port and st catherine.
>They are 100% materialistic. The ones that aren't are temporary or confused.
i wouldn't call it they're materialistic, its just that's how human civilization has chosen their mates for centuries, a man's job is to have resources, a woman's job is to pop out babies
Op is probably just an autist.
Mntl literally has the most beautiful girls on the planet, and he fucked it up by spending all day down town instead of at the mountain.
All the uni girls literally just got out of school and are hanging out at the park all sunday.
oh of course not. I would never go running around stumbling and acting like a buffoon while reeking of beer, im just thinking that in college i'll likely take a swig of something to just get a light buzz so i don't overthink everything. that's my main reason for pussying out i think.
Why would you just walk around on the street downtown??
Literally only PUA autists do that.
Go to the park or a yoga class or a cooking class or something.
If you don't speak French go to a french class
Use the reverse friendzone technique.. If theres a hot girl that you like and shes friendzoning you ask her to hook you up with her hot friend(s) .. This will a. make her jealous and want you maybe b. Get you hooked up with friends or c. accomplish nothing
I never meant it as an insult, just as a matter-of-fact.
I don't hold any resentment for their nature.
Shut the fuck up you French FAGGOT!!!!
It depends on your childhood user, Idk you.
The fact that you went out all day to talk to women but talked to none tells me that you are having an inner conflict.
Once you solve that, you will be able to talk to whomever you want with ease.
Instead of just focusing on social skills and meeting girls, focus more on how you feel, what you think and why.
This is all very abstract sounding im sure let me give myself as an example .
I was in a very similar boat as you, what I have found was that my anxiety , my not knowing what to do, and not being confident in social interactions came from what happened to me as a child.
Once that was dealt with, talking with strangers was really really easy. I use to struggle to find words, fear awkward silences, now I am calm and charasmatic in conversation, effortlessly.
My advice may just save you months, if not years , of time.
I'd suggest you find a good therapist.
Good luck user.
Also, this not sure if srs, but thank you fellow ameribro
BUTTHURT HOCKEY PLAYER DETECTED
That is great advice. I will keep that in mind user.
It's the first impression that you got right speaking of Caesar, my goal being to be manly.
What larticular social club are you thinking about?
FUCKING TOP KEK
>women are just people meme
Thanks for your input norman.
Language, music, cooking, yoga, painting, etc.
> this is what passes for news and/or politics these days
>Movies are fucking inaccurate
>I always try to act and speak as if I was Caesar.
Cringed
>Hating on hockey
well no shit you can't talk to anyone, you're an autist
Roger that captain. However, I tell myself that I can still acheive it just by being a total stranger. I guess it all depends on first impressions, that is why I am stuck with the openings.
Uh yeah welcome to the real world kiddo. 99% of guys don't just fall into relationships with attractive young girls. Your life isn't a movie. You think every other straight male walking the planet doesn't want that too?
Download Tinder you 19th century twit.
>and i'm not a skinny manlet
i'm JUST a skinny manlet i mean
thinking of them that way would make it easier for you to interact with them
>tinder
>Virgin
How stupid are you ?
so you didn't find any QT or you found them and didn't have the courage to speak to one ?
I'm in the same situation as OP. I'd feel like a faggot if I had to use Tinder. And I'm not just saying that to disguise my cowardice.
You also need to have a facebook to use Tinder
As an alpha male my number #1 go to is peacocking. Get yourself a flashy hat or some nice fashion accessory that will have all eyes on you. Beta dudes will hate you for it, but it will pull in bitches like a magnet.
That is partially what I did. But I did go to a park but there are always 2 girls in the same boat. It's like level 900 for me
I know she was a virgin because her vagina was ridiculously tight and she was clueless in bed.
And when I say tight, I mean literally the circumference of a penny.
I couldn't get it all in until the third time.
She just turned 18 too
I ain't op
T'as petit graine
>Tinder virgin
you probably got aids you stupid nigger
What would I dig there? I had a happy childhood user, I dont know what you mean.
>If you don't speak French go to a french class
OH fuck that's a good idea.
>what is hymen
Dont forget to neg the girl too, for full ALPHA status
My favorite opener is "You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece"
Doubles your chances, eh
I did language, but there are only married and older women in my class
Trying to look and act like Caesar? That's why you aren't getting laid, nerd
Both
>asking advice for how to meet and chat up girls on Sup Forums
Sup Forums is basically /r9k/ with political opinions, this isn't the place to learn how to mack
go to /soc/
I was curious about m 23 year old virginity so I set up an OKCupid account and got invited home by several girls living close to me. Of course I'm some manner of faggot, at least enough never to show up. Good thing I used a fake name.
If anything it has been just another disillusion about love. At this point I don't care much about my wizardry.
>can forgo my sexual desires by literally breathing
>can also make sex 10x more enjoyable by literally breathing
To whoever recommended I read The Multi-Orgasmic Male: Thank you.
>mfw diaphragm breathing literally helped me stop fapping for 3 days straight and control my sexual desires