I've been smoking everyday for nearly two years and i'm looking for a new job...

I've been smoking everyday for nearly two years and i'm looking for a new job, how long should it take for the THC to leave my system?

Are there any products that I could use to help flush it out?

I'm not sure what job you're thinking of getting where they have mandatory drug tests straight away. I smoked weed a week before my one and only test (piss test) and nothing showed up.

I'm not sure piss tests account for cannabis though because I heard it can take 2 weeks for it to clear out of your system fully

at your level of usage it can take up to 65 days to completely purge it
There are products to buy that help, but just focus on drinking a shit ton of water and diluting your urine. Unless they bother with sending your piss to a lab as opposed to that quick test, you should be fine

Like any real job. Most decent jobs drug test at the time of hire.

It's extremely rare here (Ohio) to apply for a job that doesn't require a drug test.

Give it at least a month and a half OP.

Eating semen is known to kill THC. No joke.

about a month~2 months if you've been a heavy smoker. also, shave your head every three days until your T-break is up, just in case they hair test.

At LEAST two weeks. Spend them drinking lots of water and cranberry juice alternately. (cran-apple is cool). The cranberry helps to clean the urinary tract of latent fats. The water keeps it flushing. On the night before a test, Drink a gallon of each before bed!!! As soon as you wakeup, PISS!!!! NEVER hold it in to wait for the test. That's where you get caught. Never let the fats rest in your bladder, the THC hides in the fats and that's where they test. If you use things like "gold seal" or whatever, they'll know, and you're busted. They test for those as well. Good luck.

What's thc? Thought you've been smoking. Tobacco is so nasty.

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Fuck are you talking about, decent job? America is reaching the point where fast food workers will be drug tested. Decent job...lol

Depends on your weight, metabolism, and the amount of cardio you do. Could be anywhere from around 2 weeks to 2 months. Look into certo if you end up needing to pass one and are worried about failing

These are lies. A mothers breast milk is the only thing.

dont fuck around with failing a drug test for a job.

I bought a ten pack of thc drug tests off amazon, it leaves your body quicker than you think, but some tests are most sensitive.

It can take 2 months, I failed one after quitting for 58 days.

Quckfix 2.0 works. It is artificial urine. Make certain to keep it the right temperature. As long as it is between 90 and 100 degrees Fahrenheit it will be accepted and you will pass.

If you are doing a very stringent government test it may be detected, 99 percent of employers don't want to pay for one that expensive.

I've used the dilution drinks, they work but are expensive and you have to know exactly when the test will be so you can use them correctly.

Imo, quickfix 2 is the best way, gave some to my friend 2 months ago and he got a job now.

About 2 months.

Walmart doesn't drug test anymore, go ahead and try for that.

I'm looking for a security job.

But doesn't breast milk have canniboids in it?

I went over 6 weeks and never checked clean. But I had been chronic for 20 years at that point.

>Eating semen
All potheads do this already

I test peoples urine for drugs all the time. Just use some fake product and nobody will ever know

A month

>All potheads do this already

Fuck off and die, faggot.

Who's this grill?

Stop smoking. Exercise.
Drink a lot of plain water. Admit to nothing if asked. Figure about 30 days unless you use Vitamin C (crystalline, 1/4 teaspoon per 8 oz water, drink that once an hour and you will get all impurities flushed out of you, often as explosive liquid diarrhea, so be near an empty bathroom) as a flush. Do not try and use fake urine or someone else's pee.

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user is right studies have shown if you eat sperm it can actually speed up the process of chemicals to leave the liver and bloodstream, something about high protein

You didn't either pothead

1-3 months depending on how fat of a fuck you are.

Buy THC test strips on amazon and by a fake bag of piss. The people who test you don't get paid enough if you bring it attached to your leg they wont know. They only ever ask for a pocket dump and they leave you alone and ask you not to flush the fucking toilet.

The fake piss is last resort but easily pulled off.

Exercise and cuttng out fat and sugar is the quickest way.

This. Recently drug-tested my daughter using a kit from Amazon, a 5-pack. Nothing but THC showed up - which we expected.

Look for this: Easy@Home 12 Panel Instant Urine Drug Test Kits

Then test yourself over a week or two.

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What this guy said is legit. THC is fat soluble and that is why it stays in your system the longest out of all drugs. Not eating fat and not eating sugar isn't really going to help you here but I would say eat more fruits / vegetables / whole grains in the form of clean eating so that you can burn out the THC as fast as possible.

I think that using the fake piss is high stress but it is high risk / high reward. These people work at a place that is most likely an urgent care and really only there to protect companies. They make probably around $15-$20/hr but that isn't enough to jump out of line. They have a pretty simple procedure I described and it is most definitely easy to exploit.

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