I want to tell you a story i just remembered, Sup Forums

I want to tell you a story i just remembered, Sup Forums.
>be me
>13 year old Ukrainian boy
>cousins are 18 and 16
Im going to refer to the 18 year old one as bitch 1, and the 16 year old one as bitch 2
>cousins live in Rural Manitoba on a farm
Id say bitch 1 is a 8/10 and bitch 2 is a 7/10, just for a better picture. I was an ugly fuck at that age. Still am.
>cousins want to take me to a festival for some reason
>i go
>im under the guidance of bitch 1 and bitch 2
>at the festival we sleep in tents
>i have my own and they share one
>maybe around late afternoon on the first day
>older cousin is obviously fucking plastered
>shes with a bunch of older guys
>they all go into their tent
>they leave the beer outside
>13 yearold me is wondering what being drunk is like.
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I hope you pretyped

>the Russian neighbours come
>sack your farm
>rape your women
>steal your crops
>you start starving
>holodomorpart2.rar
>you realize Russians are superior
>you accept that you will spend your whole life being cucked by Russians
Cont?

Keep going

bump for incest

Im on mobile and didnt pretype because im retarded.
>cont.
>i take a beer
>i open it and take a sip
>tasteslikeshit.jpg
>i open my cousins tent door to complain
>a shit ton of smoke comes out
At the time i thought they were just smoking, but i now know it was a shit ton of different drugs
>security sees this coming from tent and runs over
>half the guys are nude and run out
>they only catch my cousin and me
>bitch 2 sees this and decides to be fucking batman
>socks first security guard
>didnt know ehat to do to attack one holding me
>i was crying while doing this
>his face when autist 13 yearold crying attacks him while saying "sorry" with thick accent
>run away with cousins
Will continue in a minute, gonna pretype the rest

Sounds interesting. Keep going OP.

bumping in the mean time

Thanks user

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Bump, this is interesting

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>the ruskies return with a vengeance
>abouttogetcuckedreallyhard.jpeg
>the ruskies bend over your sister and rip her pants off
>you can't do anything
>you try to yell CTOП! CTOП!
>it's no use
>the ruskies whip out their ten inch cocks and double penetrate your sister
>she can't help but love some Russian cock
>she moans and moans
>you cry and cry until the Russians blow their fat loads in your sister

Cont?

Sorry for only posting short bits, on mobile and dont wanna hit limit
>run to nearby hill
>bitch 1 says "the crusaders will get us"
>decide they are looking for Ukrainians, not Russians
>tell them my plan
>"no belorus is cooler"
>we are now 'disguised' as a young Russian, one canadian and a Belorusian Spy
>We are just about to leave cover
>bitch one pulls out more fucking drugs
>both cousins now high
>i decide to leave them
>running towards exit
>see more security guards grab bitch 1, no clue where bitch 2 is

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no fuck off

I was expecting wincest, but this works.

continue please

Fucking asshole

youtu.be/AOAtz8xWM0w

>i get into an unlocked RV
>i thought hotwiring was sticking shit into ignition
>the straw from a smoothie i found didnt work
>decide its unhotwirarble
>decide im gonna go to prison for life
>i arrive at exit on foot crying smelling like smoke
>cops finally arrive
>cousins nowhere to be seen
>cops talk to me, pretend not to speak english
>bitch 2 arrives in bulky sweater and bulky jeans
>officers this is my son he didnt do anything
>i admire the effort
>scream "Mama!" And grab onto her
>cops dont question it, thinks she smells smokey from my hug
>go to car
>wheres the keys user
>idfk
>bitch 1 comes with backpack, unlocks car, tosses keys to bitch 2 and hops in the car.
>she screams "i got the fucking stuff!"
>she ducks as we drive past security
>mfw she stole some kids clothing instead of drugs she coulda sold for a shit ton of money
>mfw im no longer proud of being ukrainian.

That was inticlimactic.

OP? Or another fag?

If it makes you feel better bitch 1 ending up throwing out the backpack and pulled out more weed. I even tried some. Dont remember much after thst besides getting pulled over.

I wanted wincest.

I too wanted wincest

Examine the logic of this story.

>At a festival that sends security against "marijuana smoke"
>Ukrainian 13 yo who has never tried beer
>13 yo male who cries like a little bitch and doesn't run from cops.

Makes no sense.

I should have made it more clear
I didnt run from cops becaude i was already at exit and out of breath. I smelled like smoke and they came and talked to me. I never have tried beer because i was a fag and ill admit that. And security had patrols near everycamp site. We were aldo close to the main event so that didnt help

I've been to Ukraine 3 times. The people drink like fish. To imagine that you are 13 and never TRIED beer and that you are Ukrainian is far fetched to believe.

In your story you opened a tent and were "covered in smoke" ... Marijuana smoke is not like glue that stays attached to you for hours on end with a small amount of time of exposure.

What I think. You are a minor... probably a young teen who made up what you thought was an interesting story.

You should always be proud to be Ukrainian. Yes your country is fucked at the moment but you have a glorious history.

Don't play the white mens game of being a self hating cuck.

It was a nice attempt at fiction and you should keep writing as you have a good imagination.

Yeah there's no way I'm reading all of that. How severe of Aspergers do you have to have to have such a long response to literally anything in this thread? Must be hard.

>*tips fedora*

Fuck off nigger

thats why we all hate diaspora
they are basically the worst trash there is

>Rural Manitoba
Uh... So you're not really Ukrainian...
*sage*

>To imagine that you are 13 and never TRIED beer and that you are Ukrainian is far fetched to believe
I'm 24 and have never tried beer.