A wild dragon appears!
>300hp
>singles get chomped/roasted
>dubs inflict 10 damage
>trips inflict 50 damage
>quads execute the console > "killdragon" command
>quints kills dragon and absorbs its soul
A wild dragon appears!
William Gray
Brody Lee
dovahkiin rolls
Grayson Anderson
rollan
Austin Hill
holy shit, almost
Camden Walker
Gay
Cameron Nelson
Fus
Anthony Butler
Roll
Juan Bailey
I want to die
Jaxson Stewart
Too many hp, this thread will die...
Also, rolling
Chase Ross
fuk
Caleb James
HIt em with the 20mm!
Liam Hall
Dubs to piss off the beast.
Grayson Ross
Sorry first time making this kind of thread :(
Hunter Barnes
290 hp
Parker Rogers
winrar!! -10hp
Henry Gomez
they see me rollin
Blake Sanchez
you got sum snipers?
Aiden Garcia
Get him, Akarin!
Nolan Morgan
Roll
Aaron White
Don't worry bro, we'll rape this big-ass lizard
Blake King
kill me
Isaac Jackson
I'm going full Jamie Lannister on him.
Brayden Sanders
Mark the Breton is sending Inigo to do the job
Joshua Murphy
Reaper drone casts Magic Missile!
Connor Morgan
Roll
Noah Long
Dragon dildo in the dragon ass
Aaron Perry
Does anyone have the directions to 9gag?
Jaxon Collins
300 horsepower seems kind of weak for a dragon that size.
Jace James
FUS...
RO...
D-
Jonathan Gutierrez
Yol
Cooper Nelson
Shitfuck?
Hudson Bell
CRACKSHOOT !!
Kevin Mitchell
horsecock.com
Samuel Jenkins
End this NIGGA
Robert Jenkins
DAH
Josiah Edwards
For Todd Howard!
Justin Davis
Yol...
Josiah Jackson
I am the dragon, watch this shit
David Flores
Send in The Boss!
Mason King
kys urself dargon
Alexander Garcia
TOOR SHUL
Levi Gomez
DIE
Caleb Perry
Oh shit
WULD
Jackson Phillips
Roll as high elf
Christopher Richardson
roll
Alexander Baker
But i like dra...
Wyatt Edwards
Authorization approved, drop the MOAB!
Joshua Gomez
I am ready
Brayden Rogers
winrar
280hp
Luke Lopez
Oh shit sorry matey dragon. Ummm forgive forge....
Austin Lee
Nothing's making a dent on this thing! I think he cast a dubs-probability debuff on this thread
Jaxson Rogers
I send in Lydia, in attack mode
Jonathan Reyes
...
Sebastian Martin
IKUUZZOOOOO
Levi Gray
hit him with chemicals
Asher Jones
check'd
270hp
Brayden Turner
Step aside lads, I have this dragon.
Ryder Ward
260hp remaining
Hunter Thompson
Roll
Owen Sanders
Oh my
Daniel Gray
winrar
Adam Martin
Take these quads, fucker
Brayden Wright
Kill it with fire!
Jaxson Collins
I kill dragons and harvest their dicks, this guy should be no problem
Jackson Torres
I'd take a dragon soul
Daniel Jackson
Oh you
Easton Perez
rollin
Thomas Jenkins
weakness to chemicals detected
Cameron Jones
That's because it's fucking alduin
RUN NIGGAS RUNNNNNNN
Easton Kelly
250hp!!
Jace Martinez
suck my dick.
Landon Johnson
feed him some midgets while we get our heavy hitters here
Kayden Harris
Keep em coming lad
Elijah Adams
...
David Williams
CHAAAARGE!
Jackson Torres
rollerino
James Murphy
Only 300hp?
>Garbage power to weight ratio.
John Gonzalez
Roll
Kayden Sanders
turn into werewolves everyone
Gavin Evans
...
Daniel Wood
Fus Ro Dah
Owen Hernandez
Witness me
Ian Foster
Suka
Daniel Roberts
And so, I was swallowed whole by the beast. I wondered, "Will I dream?" As I was consumed by the darkness in the monster's gullet.
Jason Morris
You rack a disciprine child
Aaron Cox
fus ro pepper breath pah
Nathan Cook
Rollin
Owen Hill
...
Parker Anderson
**charges at dragon with claymore**
Easton Hernandez
EZ
Aaron Robinson
Spark
Anthony Russell
continuing chemical attack as long as im alive...
Daniel Clark
killdragon isnt a command
kill is all you need
Lucas Hall
Sneak archer reporting in
Dw guys I got this I'm op af
Jeremiah Stewart
Fuck it to death in the ass.
Colton Harris
...
Jose Collins
absorbing dragon soul
Landon Wilson
Im about to send this nigga to the shadow realm
Carter Smith
Leave this to me!
Landon Robinson
240hp