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C A N E S

>those inferior mongol genes

True

call up when?

agreed

Never. He will bust in the AHL, then the ECHL until returning to Finland and busting there

The very definition of an Ahobabby

When mcmeme realizes he's nothing without him

who would win in hot dog smuggling contest?

Tom Brady or Wayne Gretzky?

Fuck off laffs

>Signing Andrew Ladd
>Losing Nielsen and Okposo
>Going to lose Tavares
Watch your own house before talking shit

at least the laffs have a fucking arena to play in next year lmao

BASED

>not tfwbulking.jpg
Fucking leaves can't do anything right

kongs

We do????

Gets the real agony of talking Jake "Worst Bust in Canucks History" Virtanen across

>Big Green Egg
Wtf I love Bulju now

Wrong. They won't have an arena by 2019, Barclays can't kick them out till then

So basically two years until pic related?

Boy I cant wait

Are you going to cheer for the Nordiques or pick a new tem?

Not even losing Tavares either, i can smell the salt from here

I don't like watching my team blow 3rd period leads.

Fuck that shit, islanders stay or new team thats my ultimatum. would not feel the same. Any suggestions

>frogs
Ell em ayy oh

nice blog fag

You might as well just cheer for the >rags

Would Bettman approve of a Championship team relocating?

Why would anyone be salty, your team hasn't done shit since the 80s and plays in a niggerhoop arena with shitty ice and a fucking car

Probably not but I still hate the Islels. How do you have a four cups and still struggle to fill the arena?

They are literally the >rags's bitch

I like the Hurricanes

Can someone give me a quick rundown of these guys?

I don't like hurricanes

hue. over my dead body. they piss in public

>le skate fast and get secondaries man
>le big pp babby man

Same lad

That's fine Claude

McSecondary and a McSecondary babby.

Honk honk. Other teams share arenas with niggers too. shitty ice cant argue but we probably have more cups than whatever shit stain midwest team you like

>MUH CUPS

Are you a Habs fan.

their cup's are too old to be relevant.

I still don't understand why they'd move them to Honky's garage in the first place.

>hurrr 1993
>our cups from before then count though xD

>FOUR (4 [IV]) Stanley Cups
>Decent playoff run last year
>STILL struggling to have better attendance than a team who has missed the playoffs for 7 years and a team LITERALLY (not figuartively) located in the desert
>izzles

the arena is also in a prime location

Sens desu.

snes are /comfy/

Why are most sports teams so incompetent with arenas? They seem to turn shit and need replacing every 20 years. Canucks arena is probably going to last another 20, desu.

Pulju to Flim Flams when?

F I N N E S O T A

great edition to be desu

seems strange to spend assets when the mild's maximum ceiling is the second round

I also like the snes. Very good fanbase on /hoc/. Even Cell-key user.

Snes are friends.

>ahler
>elite scorer

lmao the deadwongs have to play 3 games in a row in march

>Canes go on winning streak
>"Oh look, we might go up in the division standings!"
>Checks division
I fucking hate this division so much. Since when was Carolina more metro than Boston anyway?

Do you agree with these power rankigns?
tsn.ca/capitals-ahead-of-wild-atop-nhl-power-rankings-1.665870

Jari Kurri or Mats Sundin?

Literally the two most talented and sexy players in the league.

WTF how are we in last place now.

Are leafs the falcons of hockey?

More like browns

Kek

Thanks

How large are your guys Bulju folders? I'm up to 65 unique ones

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go back to r*ddit

check'd
Spend less time here for sure though

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Falcons of hockey would be a team that actually reaches the SCF

Lets say this year's Shorks reach the SCF for the 2nd year in a row, gain a 3-0 series lead and choke it away leading to game 7, then in game 7 they're leading something like 4-2 going into the 3rd period but then choke it up and it goes to OT, then they lose in OT

>chuckles
>not getting shot over it

Canada.

What else do you expect him to be doing in Deadmonton?

Huffing paint

>mad
>at signs

Threads already going spectacularly, where's that Amerishart that was mad?

True

post >your team and one non-essential player you would hate to see get traded because you like them an irrational amount

>laffs
Leo Komarov

>Cantpucks
No one.

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kek is that a youth jersey?

>bloos
parayko. although im less worried about a trade than the fucking vegas draft this summer

To all Canes friends:

Slow and steady, you will win.

Can he really be considered a non-essential type player though? Young RHD with top pairing potential is a significant piece

after last off season i have absolutely no faith in our upper management. i wouldn't put it past them to protect captain petro and jay fucking bouwmeester as our 2 defensemen

>the city of my reading comprehension
non essential would probably be david perron

Yes
Uncle leo is the only reason i didnt kill myself last season
We will take him :)

Thanks my fellow sunbelt poster. Gonna pick up a pubsub in the morning now that you remind me

Yeah Perron makes more sense, that's the kind of player I meant. Good choice, he seems like someone who is tough to play against

I'm hoping him having an 'A' might mean he is more likely to stick around, but that's probably wishful thinking.

>mild
Haula

he's tenacious as fuck, it's fun to watch him play

Canadiens are too high

t. habs fan

Same. He's not even that great, he's got games where he plays stellar and then disappears for two weeks. It's weird, sill my favourite player though

>habs
pateryn I guess, most of the non-essential players are disappointing/frustrating.

>Kangz
Probably Lewis. He gets like 10 goals a year but I love him anyway.

>laffs
>losing to a team that only managed to get one point out of playing Carolina and Detroit

i'm hopeful for the playoffs? what is this feeling

>ruins
khudobin

Good choice. What kind will you get?

Make sure to post pics. It triggers the canadumbs and yuroshits

/hoc/ on life support right now

Canucks arena is only going to last another 20 because the owner knows he'll never get a better location for an arena so he keeps pumping in money to upgrade it. The fact that its owned by the team and not the city is a big factor too.

Does not make it a great arena though. The concourses are shit.

Wild
Chris Stewart

>100 posts
>15 IP's
>Within 6 hours

Nice sport you got there