New Celeb Thread

New Celeb Thread.

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Looks like the thread is starting off weak. Daddario ruins everything

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my Demonfu

no jump scares plz

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she really lives up to that name. Pretty sure she's actually a succubus

My Elle...

If anything, these celeb threads have made me like Daddario more. The goofy faces she makes when posing for pictures are just endearing.

DaDa definitely needs to have a feedbag put on her face while she is hooked up to an industrial milking machine to hide that demonic succubi face.

Different user here. I used to like Daddario but I'm so sick of her now. She's totally overrated, in my opinion anyway.

skip the foreplay user

I love that crazy smile she has even though she doesn't like to show it all the time.
I would LOVE to see that.

Did anyone ask for your opinion?

literal post-op tranny, ew

Does Dakota need me to use a condom?

No, but I brought it up anyway because I can.

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M-My m-mistress V-V-Victoria Justice i-is v-very b-beautiful and I-I'm very l-lucky to p-possess h-her... I-I know I-I'm n-not w-worthy b-but sh-she w-will h-have n-no o-other and who a-am I-I, a d-downtrodden semi-man, t-to f-forbid h-her desire f-for m-me...

This woman is hideous. Horrible thread

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let me see a picture of you, we'll see who looks more like a tranny

My G

I personally enjoyed your opinion. Overrated indeed

conwhat?

Die in a fire.

H-H-Herman n-n-needs t-t-to g-g-grow the f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuck up.

Can you get it up today?

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*a wild jewess breeding sow appears*

kek

Thank you, user. We are now the best of friends.

I'd rub her tummy right in front of you and you wouldn't do shit but watch me touch your woman

Too...tired

Guys please ruin everyone's night elsewhere

reminds me of this sketch
youtube.com/watch?v=LfAQYcsZXYw

Two faggots falling in love. How cute.

Dada's sister.

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Shit...

Dakota has to eat Elle's pussy while I go deep.

T-This r-relationship i-is h-her c-call g-good sirs and I-I c-certainly w-won't s-say n-no e-even th-though m-millions o-of m-men o-oppose it...

how about some portman appreciation ?

When's the last time?

Oh fuck!!!!

>that perfect face and hair
>those village feeding udders
>those child rearing hips
>those smothering user to death thighs
>those sweety feets

You've never had a friend before, have you user?

You're an experienced homosexual aren't you?

can we tone down the autism a bit please, thank you

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About 15 hours ago

Oh my god...I'd say kill yourself, but I don't think that could even save you...

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To G?

P-Please g-good s-sir, I-I know I-I d-don't deserve h-her and th-the only r-reason I-I'm a-allowed a-access t-to these r-rooms b-by you f-fine s-sirs i-is b-because I-I p-possess h-her l-l-o-o-you know...

this

No

I have watched Family Guy on and off since the pilot and mostly enjoy it but I also wouldn't care if Seth was kidnapped, tortured for several years to come but god damnit he know how to make fun of jews. After all these years I think Huey Lewis and the jews is my favorite...

youtube.com/watch?v=1uIX-sBg-vg

What was it user?

The fact that you avoided my question just proves that I was correct. And no, I am not. However, it seems that you have quite a fascination with the subject...so perhaps it is YOU, who is the experienced homosexual. Or is that closeted homosexual because you're too afraid of being ostracized by the friends you don't even have?

Victoria needs a man that's going to defend her when someone grabs her in public and feels her up. You'd just watch him touch your woman all over, whispering naughty things in her ear while she can't get away.

You tried way too hard there. I think I win.

yeah the borderline faggotry gets a bit tedious at times. they still have some good jokes here and there. but seth needs to get his feet on the ground

It's not relevant. All that matters now is G.

I want to rub my hands all over her fuzzy head.

Infinitely prettier. Alex is the ugliest of the siblings by far, shame she gets the most attention

I'm interested in what you like

C-Can't y-you s-see her f-feelings f-for m-me r-run d-deep, p-putting u-up w-with a-a freak l-like m-me g-good s-sir; th-think o-of a-all the f-fine, smart and rich g-gentlemen sh-she c-could h-have...

No, no. Didn't even need to try. Just came naturally. But go ahead and claim victory, maybe a victory in a celeb thread will gain you the friends you so desperately clearly need.

Dakota?

Eliza is not celeb REEEEE

natalie is not amused

I'm about to fall asleep. I'm just posting G so it can trigger some dreams hopefully.

see
waaaaay down

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I pity you, Herman. I really do.

Was it porn?

G a cute

Billie Lourd?

I'm pretty sure all your friends would dump you if they found out you spend your Saturday nights talking shit on an anonymous internet thread.

alcohol ? weed ?

What the fuck dude lmao leave the user alone, just because you're bitter about having shit taste in women and being lonely it doesn't mean you should freak at someone with different taste

Incredibly

At least I have friends, user. At least I have friends.

Sort of

LESS AUTISM LESS AUTISM LESS AUTISM
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MORE PICTURES MORE PICTURES MORE PICTURES
MORE PICTURES MORE PICTURES MORE PICTURES
MORE PICTURES MORE PICTURES MORE PICTURES

>samefag

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This thread was ruined from the first pic. Give up buds, abandon ship

I'm glad a loser like you has friends. Just don't let them know you're here if you want to keep them.

3D or 2D?

I wanna agree with you, but there's a high chance you're just Herman trying to make yourself feel better.

Why do people automatically assume samefag when someone defends another person on here

I-I'm s-sorry g-good s-sir b-but I-I j-just d-don't l-love her th-that m-much: I-I guess a-a few thousand m-men, e-especially h-her fans, p-probably w-want t-to beat m-me u-up f-for h-having h-her d-deepest a-affections and j-just n-not returning t-to her the s-same amount...

Peek a boo

Okie

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