Prove your life sucks

Prove your life sucks

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I'm browsing Sup Forums. My life sucks.

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im here arent i

been a virgin for my whole life (20 years) beat that

I spend all day here

Haven't spoken a word to a human face to face in over six months

Its 420 am i have no job no gf no goals and im on Sup Forums posting in this thread

ive only left my house wenever my parents say so
Ive never left my parents sight of vision... unless or school
Still a Virgin
Parents Dont want me going to a college with a Dorm.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay have someone leak my nudes, idk

I am made of carbon

shit that's depressing af, you win

And water

Fluoride in drinking water
Fluoride in Teflon coating
Lead contamination in soil
Lead paint
Estrogen in drinking water
Radionuclide contamination in high phosphorus fertilizer
Slag exposure
Food shortage
Over population
Eugenics
Civil unrest
Boredom
Pathogens
World peace?
Aliens
Aliens
Dark wizards
Psychics
Class warfare
Class warfare
Supervolcanoes
Accidental injury
Depression
Criminal behaviour
Fluoride in toothpaste
Under exercise
Tooth decay
Poor oral hygiene
Coconuts
Ragweed
Fire ants
Killer bees
Climate change
Stagnation
Illegal dumping
Orbital drift
Greed
Xenophobia
Corruption?
Gender warfare
Black widow/brown recluse
Gamma radiation
Seismic anomaly
Political warfare
Degradation
Devaluation of human life

Sorry, user, you're 100% shit, no carbon, no water.

i'm an ungrateful cunt and take my white, middle-class, cottonsoft life completely for granted, and i make no effort to improve myself or my current situation becuase i've never actually experienced real hardship.
also i get a little bit sad sometimes.

He lost

youtube.com/watch?v=cOvJY5h7zOk

But all that stuff rocks

first post best post

>loner
>Living in a country that I don't speak its language
>Workin a very shit job
>Living in first world rich country with a budget of a poor African man
>Depression and anxiety

I work as apple iOS chat support from home. Do not leave my house other than groceries. And social anxiety makes me awkwardly stare at my feet if cashier speaks.

Unless you live in California

Being a kisses virgin for 20 years

>middle child
>nuff said

it's a fucking shit circlejerk of a post. no originality whatsoever.

Haven't had a friend or any person that cares about me in my entire life (21 years)

I also always look down when talking to people but it's not from anxiety it's because i have foot fetish

I got flu and it's august

>be 32
>never been on a single date
>never kissed a woman
>have only ever fucked hookers
>weigh 350 pounds
>about to lose my job
>drink about a liter of liquor a day
>break out in excessive sweat at the slightest exertion
>am balding
>pretty sure I have diabetes

all of these things are at least partially self-inflicted so I don't want sympathy, but my life does in fact suck ass.

If that is true that's rough. Having had a circle of friends a gf and family cared to losing all of it is worse

>be born
>get a few years older to witness my father embarrassing my brother by forcing him to strip to his underwear to laugh at him.
>brother skips school all the time to get high.
>brother needs money for drugs, so he steals my games.
>brother moves out since he's 9 years older than me.
>be 5
>grandmother moves in.
>daily beatings on my head with a head brush, belts for whipping, kneeling on rice for hours staring at a wall.
>repeat the times tables on repeat until grandmother is satisfied.
>she begins to threaten to kill me in order to keep me quiet.
>mother catches her before leaving the house beating my head in.
>grandma leaves.
>father becomes aggressive because he has an affair that results in a son.
>the school teachers began to hit me in school.
>no kid wanted to be around me.
>read every day because TV was banned for me to watch.
>the beatings get worse.
>mother joins in beating me up
>one day, she punched my lips so hard that the skin stuck to my braces.
>try to get away from this bullshit so i study hard.
>skipped a grade because of progress, shit was looking up.
>turn 18
>start college and end up with a stroke.
>found out it wasn't a stroke, i have multiple sclerosis.
>plan suicide with my car.
>lose ability to walk and use hands a few days later.
>fast forward 10 years
>still takes care of mother but her memory is fading.

this isn't a competition but it felt good to write it out.

31 yo single male alcoholic. nuff said

How did you write this whithout your hands?

>Browsing Sup Forums since I was 15
>No girlfriend ever in my life, not even in high school
>Went by myself at my Senior Prom
>Still a virgin
>Working bullshit retail job and deal with dumbass customers everyday
>Hate almost all of my co-workers and have to spend 40 hours a week with them
>Still live with my parents
>Want to finish school, but working Full-Time is making it very difficult
>Alcoholic since I was 17
>Get off to fucked up porn because normal porn just doesn't do it for me anymore
>Want a gf but 99% of women annoy the ever living fuck outta me

I wonder why I haven't just jumped off a 10 story building already.

My mom got me the autistic boy masturbation book but not as a joke

I was born to mom who's a doctor and a dad who was a cargo pilot.

I went to private school.

Dad died from cancer when I was a freshman.

I dropped out of college and I work as an engineer.

My girlfriend is ridiculously hot.

I have fucked 30+ women, partly because I'm good looking, and partly because I worked for 3 years as a photographer for Aveda and Horst and models are slutty.

I hate my life and have major depression and will probably kill myself one day.

21
>dont really know what to do with my fucking life
>kissless
>virgin
>cant properly react to physical interaction, when someone hugs me or stuff like that i feel weird and anxious
>small dick (10-11 hard) with a pathetic, laughable girth
>overthinking piece of shit
>everyone is better than me
>cant focus on shit, been in this mindset since im 14/15
>cant eat junk /tasty food because gastritis and colitis
>used to be a fat cunt, lost weight, got in shape, and now i look even sadder and no im not the one saying this , i've literally been told this countless times
>been wanting to get some professional help for a long time because i always feel sad and depressed, like every fucking single day, but dont know how to get it. dont know how to tell my parents/friends. battling this shit on your own tears you apart.

>>small dick (10-11 hard) with a pathetic, laughable girth

Post it, fam.

And he pussied out anonhero. Well AF.

I have kids.

This user wins. /thread

I have a kid. My parents took legal custody when I was in a bad place. Now won't let me see him. I went from hardcore coke/meth/psychedelic addict to cold turkey sober the night my son was born. That is what he meant to me. Haven't seen him in over 2 years