/heem/: goldie edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Edgar on recent interim title trend
mmafighting.com/2017/2/6/14525000/frankie-edgar-doesnt-understand-ufcs-silly-influx-of-interim-title-fights

>Tate on potential comeback at 145 (not happening)
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/a-comeback-at-featherweight-ex-ufc-bantamweight-champ-miesha-tate-says-no

>Miocic vs JDS 2 set for UFC 211
mmafighting.com/2017/2/6/14522368/stipe-miocic-vs-junior-dos-santos-2-set-for-ufc-211

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youtu.be/Xc1VgqQdSRc
youtube.com/watch?v=6bhgug6tRzw
youtube.com/watch?v=iIimOU_bS_0
mmafighting.com/2017/2/6/14522368/stipe-miocic-vs-junior-dos-santos-2-set-for-ufc-211
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First for based Val

I'm only afraid that he might get wrestlefucked to a DEC

might just do a Reis/Brown parlay or even throw jacare in there

Jacare is good parlay fodder, throw him in there

>3 posts
>no Bremban Skub

I'm proud of you heem

tb h im afraid that boetsch heems him by sheer luck

I think we went an entire thread without mentioning it at all last thread
I think the casuals have left temporarily because there haven't been any big cards lately

Guys i need to rape. I have a huge urge to rape my neighbors. I need help. Im going to lose control.

jackoff to this

Would that put Barbarian into title contention ?

Put. Jacare. In. Your. Parlay.

are you black or brown

...

post yfw Tim Boetsch heems Jacare, Romero, Bisping and Rockhold in that order, then loses the title in 2019 to Silva

>casuals know who Brendan Schaub is

Silly.

...

Boetsch is a big and powerful guy, but Jacare should be able to get him on the ground and neutralize his standup fairly quickly

why is she so relatable?

Sorry I need the real thing plus she will fight back.

Brown

Seriously help guys I dont want to go to jail.

Bless

kek bastards didn't even center the camera on him

Masturbate like a normal person you dumb fucker

holy shit she even moves around like a chimp

Cut off ur peen

Pray to Schaub for forgiveness.

>Brown

right

i suggest going back to your ancestral homeland, wherever that is

you can reconnect with your roots

Because she's a mentally midget

Pour clorox in the bath then get in and drink another bottle. This will bleach the animal out of you and you won't want to rape :)

What an embarrassing typo

seriously

Ask yourself if you want to be this guy

nypost.com/2017/02/06/jogger-suspects-sister-thinks-he-was-framed-because-hes-black/

If only that was enough after a while it doesnt do anything anymore. Thats why we have rapists because its not enough. Add 1 to the rapist count guys I'll try but its not looking good.

Nope rather go to jail.

literal chimp

Well he obviously did it but I'm no killer.

Heem....

I back

youtu.be/Xc1VgqQdSRc

I refuse to believe people like this exist. Consider permaheeming yourself

Go ask /adv/, dumb shit don't ruin someone else's life

>you in charge of calling people annoying bitches

...

self-deport ur life

Is this good technique?

youtube.com/watch?v=6bhgug6tRzw

Not really user

name one fighter with great striking

People like that do actually exist, but they probabaly don't consult their friend simulator for (you)s first.

is brondo schwib a good fighter

>he rates Fedora

Brendan Schaub is the greatest natural heavyweight of all time.

>Your

hope she dies horribly.

>Pour clorox in the bath then get in

I do this all the time after BJJ but diluted obviously

denna
denna
eh denna
denna whych
eh denna

what went wrong?

youtube.com/watch?v=iIimOU_bS_0

This board is deader than Ryan Jimmo

>Goldie, now a civilian in the cheapseats
>Accidentally caught in a ufc crowdshot, they didn't even want a shot of him
>He's smiling away like a happy Goldie

I just want to give him a big hug, nahmean boys

Holly Holms, meisha and nunes. THere i gave you 3.

I backed for you

She has massive legs.

...

Germaine de Randamie

>1. Anderson
>2. Jones
>3. BJ
>4. GSP
>5. Conor

Guys i need to rape. I have a huge urge to rape my neighbors. I need help. Im going to lose control.

when Germaine fights Holland shuts down

>you put the ape in rape

The disrepect!

makes sense. she's my waifu

I'm happy for back

Saved

I would do it with Page like they do it on the Discovery channel

Only Schaub can save you

>tfw your boy might never be the same

wait a second I'm thinking of Where's Your Head At

Can't wait to see him in smellator

Chimp bless

How long is he going to be there ?

>>Edgar on recent interim title trend

>ufc 194
>post fight backstage interview with dana white and megan olivi
>edgar on the background
>dana notices
>dana goes full autism

???

c u c k e d

>death to all jews

Not really. Also his jaw's cracked, made of shitty glass these days

Would love to see Schaub vs Rogan at EBI

. BJ
kek

Look at his last fight. He may have been ok once upon a time but his style's just a joke these days

Korean zombie vs Bermudez was the highest FS1 FN Main Card since last years Super Bowl weekend card Thompson vs hendricks

what do you mean by highest?
weed? ratings? altitude?

>he's a TUF noob

I don't understand

>omelet instead of fried eggs

what kind of trickery is this ?

>I rate Cerrone

>no bacon or sausage

gotta stay on weight

lads what weight class are you in as of today

"...-woman with strong legs makes a man happy..."

Wouldn't a whole bantam be heavier than a feather?

>mmafighting.com/2017/2/6/14522368/stipe-miocic-vs-junior-dos-santos-2-set-for-ufc-211
why do they say controversial loss

That looks disgusting.

How is this ugly fuck Holly's husband? He looks like he doesn't even eat ass.

He is a cuck who pays for Holly's training.

You think Holly respects a man who she could beat up? Think about it, she rolls with guys like Jon Jones and Yoel Romero! Real men, not white bois. She has so much fun when they dominate her in practice, imagine how happy she is in bed with them. I just wonder if he knows what Holly does behind his back.

Lads, what are the odds that Boetsch Heems alligator man? I'm hoping

hes a cuck, not even kidding

Theres a reason why holly keeps taking pics with black males in their underwear

For you

>being this insecure

Are women not allowed to have male friends?

You think women respect guys who eat ass?

Just speaking my mind bro

He also met her after her face was fucked from years of combat sports

Please ignore posts like that in the future.