/nzg/ - The New Zealand General
/nzg/ - The New Zealand General
Go fuck yourself you kiwi cunt
dunners checking in
same
Dunners reporting.
breddy r00d d00d
What is good in the Dud city tonight, my dudes?
Dunedin reporting.
it's too fucking warm outside
>shit dunedin anons say
fuck theres too many of us we need a cull. anyway being bored, havent seen you in person for awhile.
Suicide pact when?
>in person
new fone who dis
...
Why are IDs even gone?
nigga who is literally the only person in thread you hang out with irl
hamilton here
post dicks
Auckland reporting
Yeah righto
whatcha up to tonight?
I dont have any dick pic but can show you some neat pics
Fox Glacier checking in, this place is shit, need to find me some green but its dry as fuck here
your country is shit with its fucking scenery and shit, you guys think you're so great, well guess what you aint, you gumboot wearing dumbass fucks
Listening to shitty music and fuck all besides that. You?
>youtube.com
then leave
im really into life below zero series but netflix runs out in two hours
fuck your opinion, our economy will still gladly accept all your dollarydoos
Thank God you're here we really need more stoners
Yeah well I'm taking all your dollariedous with me shitheel
R I T A N O N
yeah you've got enough maoris as it is huh
Fluoride in drinking water
Fluoride in Teflon coating
Lead contamination in soil
Lead paint
Estrogen in drinking water
Radionuclide contamination in high phosphorus fertilizer
Slag exposure
Food shortage
Over population
Eugenics
Civil unrest
Boredom
Pathogens
World peace?
Aliens
Aliens
Dark wizards
Psychics
Class warfare
Class warfare
Supervolcanoes
Accidental injury
Depression
Criminal behaviour
Fluoride in toothpaste
Under exercise
Tooth decay
Poor oral hygiene
Coconuts
Ragweed
Fire ants
Killer bees
Climate change
Stagnation
Illegal dumping
Orbital drift
Greed
Xenophobia
Corruption?
Gender warfare
Black widow/brown recluse
Gamma radiation
Seismic anomaly
Political warfare
Degradation
Devaluation of human life
Drug abuse
Australia is better
Jk lol
Fucking kangaroo s
every country should have estrogen in the water
you forgot to mention infrastructure that hasnt changed since the 60s
You forgot selling the forests to the chinks
HI RITANON
You forgot rampant alcoholism
D U N N E R S !
How are you, man? :)
And a fuckhole of a education system
Retard politicians too, even by politician standards
Yeah, not bad, dead quiet though. How are you?
I'm good, pretty bored though. How's the hangover today?
I was sober again before I even hit the hay, mate! No hangover to be found. Bored as well, man, was debating on playing vidya or going to the shop for some milk so I can maintain my tea habit. You up to anything tonight?
Is that your levin?
North shore reporting in.hows the weather down south?
That's good. You went to the shop yesterday and didn't return! Had me worried sick m8. That being said, I think it's a good idea to go get milk, what's life without tea? Nah, i'm just chilling at home tonight. I'm contemplating getting a pizza or some snacks though. Hmm...
no i drive a Hyundai getz
I'm not posting my dick until you post yours.
...
i dont have a dick
hi it's david here from auckland
my brother shot himself today.
anyone wanna know anything about me and my job I kill dogs for a living.
I fucking wish! .webm related is my bucket.
I actually missed out on an 86 Levin hatch seven years ago and I'll never forgive myself for it.
I don't remember going to the shop in all honesty, soz m8
I'll go get milk if you get pizza or snacks, mate! Seems like a fair deal
Only three people know I've got that shitbox rn and I'm fairly certain I can trust two of those people to not post on my behalf. Really makes you think...
sorry for your loss
North shore reporting in.hows the weather down south?
Did he atleast film it?
My point still stands.
Also GTFO, you know the rules.
Deal. Let's do it!
Post cute lewd bois
i stabbed my dick today with a sharp piece of a walnut shell because I wanted to induce sexual tension in my penis.
DEFINITIVE TRIPS
See you soon bby
>milk_run.jpg
...
North shore reporting in.hows the weather down south?
Did he atleast film it?
Timestamp or gtfo
will suck dick in dunedin for $50
>titties.jpg
North shore reporting in.hows the weather down south?
Did he atleast film it?
Timestamp or gtfo
Are you female?
I wish i had a skyline to flog but im stuck with FWD...
i can't be fucked posting a timestamp
North shore reporting in.hows the weather down south?
Did he atleast film it?
Timestamp or gtfo
Are you female?
Sharpie in the pooper
Are you having a stroke mate?
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We do a "Why are IDs even gone?" timestmap around here
Im just to stoned haha soz
damn, thats a good set of tits
i dont have my cam plugged in
Yeah I was filming it but unfornately the bullet went out the otherside of his head and the blood caused really bad water/blood damage to my camera so all the fiules are gone.
The best thing about nz is that there is a shit load of meth.
What a pity.cameras arent cheap
take a wild stab in the dark
Who /northshore/ here?
Albany is super neat
>home
>work
>uni
All within a five minute drive of each other.
Do you have a phone?
yeah I stabbed a homeless man there once.
w-why?
I know those tits..
thought it would be funny, it was just really messy, unfortunately, got blood all over my new jacket i had just bought my barkers too.
guys i need a good product to sell to uni students help ffs.
fidget spinners
ritalin.
Milk acquired. Time for a cuppa.
>tfw user didn't even keep pretending to be me
Fuckin' pedestrian effort, bud.
I'm stuck with FWD too at the minute, Skyline has a misfire. It's been pretty icy here though and FWD does hella mad skids on that kek
Drugs, ya fuckin' dingus
yes but no front cam
intriguing
whangarei reporting.
HEARTY SIEG FUKN HIEL CUNTS
youtube.com
bet chu arent even patched faggot.
Mighty morphin mongrels duuudee
Lol goodluck finding a homeless person in albany
I do too.
SIEG FUCKEN HIEL CUNT
RIP IT LIL JOHNNY
I'm what you'd call an "ideas man"
webmshare.com
just in case you missed my remix the other day my friend look at this bad-boy, let me know if you fellas ever have any production line jobs going at the mob houses
No, you're what I'd call a gook.
You would have to be Takimi fujurawara himself to get my car sideways, its got so much body roll
whateva you fuckn egg the boss gave me this tshirt
Have you guys ever wanted to fuck dunners? But you didnt want all that homosexuality?
Now you can!
Is this better, you racist cunt?
Dibs
dibs on sloppy seconds