Am a sex worker

Am a sex worker.

AMA

Whats your favourite colour?

Aqua

How much do u make a month are you a male or female

What's your age, sex, country and the type of sex work you do?

pic or it didn't happen.

Tits or gtfo

U sex 4 money?

Male. I don't keep records and I've only been at it a bit over a month now, but I think I made around 3 grand (AUD) in my first month.

23, male, Australia, gay sex work, full service. I'm not a masseur or anything like that.

You wanna smash? Becky let me smash!

Would you do an alabama mud pie if you were paid to?

Indeed.
If that's a reference it went over my head.
Probably, but I'd charge a lot.

What's your rate? How do you advertise? Incall/outcall? How long you been at it and do you take female clients?

Sydney or melb?

Would you to suck off a horse for a large sum of money?

where would you be in life if you didnt do this?

>What's your rate?
$200/h
>How do you advertise?
Some gay escorting websites
>Incall/outcall?
both. Sometimes I charge more for outcalls depending on how much of a pain in the ass it is to get there.
>How long you been at it
A bit over a month
>do you take female clients?
No

Yes.
Pretending to look for jobs to keep getting government benefits while doing nothing but playing video games.

yes
sucking off a horse for a large sum of money

Ay 3k a month you can live off that I guess if you enjoy it then good on ya mate we happy for you

Do you actually find clients you like being with?
Or are all of them just ugly virgins?

And if you like being with someone, do you give them any kind of special treatment?

Describe the heaviest cock you have serviced.

>Pretending to look for jobs to keep getting government benefits while doing nothing but playing video games.

So what you're saying is that I could be a gay prostitute instead?

Missed your last question, neither. I'm from Adelaide
>Do you actually find clients you like being with?
Sure. I don't mind it with most of them but there have been some I've liked in particular.
>Or are all of them just ugly virgins?
Most of them aren't that attractive. That's not a huge factor in whether or not I like them. I don't think any of my clients were virgins though. If they were, they didn't tell me.

Most of them have been averagely sized to be honest. Maybe one or two were slightly above average but nothing noteworthy yet.

If you're young, attractive, at least somewhat confident and you don't mind sleeping around with old men, yes.

>Most of them aren't that attractive
Have you met anyone assblastingly hot?

No. There was one guy in his 30s who wasn't bad though.

Do you reject fat guys?

Of course not. Most of my clients are at least somewhat fat, and I have a regular who comes every week who's obese. I don't really mind big guys.

how much would you charge to fuck my ass
>pic related

You do both top and bottom?

answer me

For what reasons would you let a man come inside unprotected?

And stories if they are interesting.

>male

interest completely lost. enjoy your aids

answer the fucking question you worthless piece of shit

I would have to be paid in shots of bleach

whats average size?

lmao you can't even reach far enough to spread your own ass. Do you need one of those toilet paper wand things to wipe your ass?

200/h, like anyone else. Maybe $250 if its an outcall and your place is far away or difficult to get to via public transport.
Yes, though if a client asks for sex I currently give them the disclaimer that I'm not actually that experienced with sex (yet). I've mostly done oral and stuff.
>For what reasons would you let a man come inside unprotected?
if he held a gun to my head
>And stories if they are interesting.
Can't think of anything noteworthy right now.
5.2-5.8 inches is statistically average.

How does one become your boyfriend? am I good enough for you?~~

never fall in love with a hooker. Not even a faggot one.

why not? sex workers are cool

Im going to find you and fucking smash your head with a shovel. you have no right to judge me your a human waste bucket i make 80,000 aud a year you peice of shit ill fucking kill you

they will only be into you as long as you are paying. You also have to live with the fact that your "boyfriend" is taking it up the ass multiple times a day from other men. You will always have to worry about STDs, or him finding a richer "boyfriend".

>How does one become your boyfriend?
I'm not looking for a relationship right now, but if I somehow meet someone I like and they're okay with me being a sex worker, I might consider it.
>am I good enough for you?~~
Probably not, assuming you're not from Adelaide. I'm not into online relationships.
You tell 'em, bb

Describe the grossest/ugliest person you've ever serviced.

is this real autism?

Yeah, the sex thing doesn't matter. Sex is sex. Clearly they wouldn't, since it wouldn't be a paying thing.
Brb flying to Adelaide to meet you~

One of my clients was in his 40s and his fat just looked... Wrong. Like, I've had way fatter clients, but this one's fat drooped over in a way that's difficult to describe. He looked like he was pregnant but the baby was too heavy for his body to hold up.
>Clearly they wouldn't, since it wouldn't be a paying thing.
indeed. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy. If I had a boyfriend it'd be a conventional one.

What's wrong with a 40 year old pregnant man with a heavy baby? :p
Yassssss time to slowly converse you into loving me >:3

Do you legit enjoy this line of work or is money your only motivation? Curious because I've always imagined being a sex worker as a tough way to make ends meet.

do you always use a condom? has anyone ever taken it off during sex when you didn't notice? what would you do if they did?

>over your head

Not the user you're replying to, but don't worry, sweatheart. Good sluts are dumb and you've obviously already got that going.

>What's wrong with a 40 year old pregnant man with a heavy baby?
Nothing, really. He was a nice enough guy. His body was just gross.
>Yassssss time to slowly converse you into loving me >:3
Good luck with that. You may want to avatarfag or otherwise give me some means of identifying your posts if that's your intention.
I do enjoy it, for the most part. I wouldn't do it for free, but I'd hardly call it tough. I'd consider working a conventional full time job for $20/h much harder. I get paid $200/h, work very few hours a week doing a job that's kinda fun.
>do you always use a condom?
For sex, yes.
>has anyone ever taken it off during sex when you didn't notice?
No.
>what would you do if they did?
Tell them not to do that. I'm too much of a pushover to just walk out on someone or kick them out of my house if they did that, but I'd threaten to if they did it again.
thx bb

Post your face so us Sup Forumstards with standards can laugh at you

I'll just use random anime pictures, that way you'll know it is I! Unless you also have Kik or something? or... I could throw things from Brisbane at you?

I remember you inquiring about this some months ago,are you the one that got fucked by a saudi

I'm kind of a sex worker too, but I just jerk/suck

I'm fairly chubby, not in the best shape. Would I be able to get into the same business? and how would I go about getting into it?

so do you enjoy this line of work or did you just slide into it naturally?

i'm at a massage parlour so i guess go to one or set your own up, otherwise i don;t know

Heeeeey, 5250 here.

How'd you get into it?
Are you scared of the possibilities of an std?
What's your ideal guy like?

...

Whaaaat, how'd you manage that? o: Also where abouts? I need to check out this parlor for.... research

> pain in the ass
> gay escort

i work at one, i set my own station at one and they didn't mind

Eh, if you did some detective work using the information I've given in this thread you'd probably be able to find my pictures beyond a reasonable shadow of a doubt.
That works. I have kik but I never use it.
May have been me. I don't remember posting about it though. Give me more details about the Saudi guy.
Honestly I kinda wish I just did that. Sex is annoying cause I have to clean out first, and then it makes me anxious cause of my general lack of experience.
>I'm fairly chubby, not in the best shape. Would I be able to get into the same business?
Perhaps, but I don't think I've seen a chubby escort. They're usually either skinny, or built.
>how would I go about getting into it?
You could advertise on gay escorting websites like me, or if it's legal in your country/state, you could try to find work in a brothel or with a company.
I enjoy it.
>5250 here
unsure where that is.
>How'd you get into it?
I was thinking about it for awhile, but then a guy on grindr just randomly offered me $100 to suck me off and I was like 'sure'. after that point he started coming once a week and we did more stuff than just oral, and it boosted my confidence enough to go out and try to do it properly.
>Are you scared of the possibilities of an std?
Yes. I do use protection with anal sex, but not with oral. It is somewhat concerning.
>What's your ideal guy like?
Rich, and eager to please me rather than the other way around.
tl;dr
that wasn't me btw.

Go to Hell, degenerate.

the name was Basel

Then it's settled. I shall play with your lovely Sup Forums avatar face until you love me >:)

I was about to lose my v-card to a ho last week. Maybe anons remember my shitty thread, the whore put up a pic of Tessa Fowler on the escort website claiming that was her.
So, onto the question. How do you feel about a guy asking you to rob him of his virginity? Do you feel embarrassed, giggly, disgusted? What fo you think of virgins who just give up and ask for your services?

Oh true. I shall be your number one fan!
Yeah, that's what I thought. Do you put in the hard work in order to look skinny/built/whatever you are?
I'm terrible when it comes to exercising, heh.

where at? fucking someone from Sup Forums sounds great tbh

Does your voice have any sort of effect with customers? Like are they turned off by it if a voice is too deep?

why do you post anime girls if you are pure gay?

kek, didn't even think of that.
I'll get there eventually user.
Yup, that was me. Fuck Basil
If you're really that obsessed you could do what I told that other guy to do and try to find my pictures using the information I've given in this thread.
>How do you feel about a guy asking you to rob him of his virginity?
Honestly? Anxious. I'm much better at oral than sex, and I wouldn't want him to pay to lose his virginity and not have a good time.
>What fo you think of virgins who just give up and ask for your services?
Not much, though I haven't had anyone like that yet I don't think. I can understand where they're coming from though.
>Do you put in the hard work in order to look skinny/built/whatever you are?
Nup. I'm just skinny. I should probably cut back on frozen pizza.
South Australia
I dunno what effect my voice has on my customers.
Cause I have em. I'm running low on smug anime girls though, may move onto girls receiving headpats soon.

Girls get pent rated and do the sucky sucky, he gets pent rated and do the sucky sucky. It all works out

damn, too far. safe travels to yee in this hell we call life

more like basil fucked you LMAO

>dumb anime poster
actual flaming faggot
pottery

I'm stupid, I'm reading the entire post back and I can't find any info that leads to your pictures.. I-I'm still boyfriend worthy, right?!

I've had sex with fat old men since then and Basil was still the worst sex I've had.
What did you expect?
Try searching for gay escorts in Adelaide, hun.

>smug anime girls
cutes better.

I'm moving onto cute headpat pictures now anyway.

Thank you, Cutie~~
Backpage? rentaboy?

That is the question ~

So, you are a weeb or something?
I'm curious that you consume media that worships females

I do watch some anime, wouldn't go so far as to call myself a weeb. I usually use my smug anime girl pictures to shitpost, and I just collect girls receiving headpats cause they're cute.

Babygirlllllllll, I'll never find you at this rate..

Favourite topping on pizza?

I am on exactly two websites. My photos are the same on each. Honestly though if you just find all the details I've given about myself and find the boy who matches them, that'll be me.
I don't even know honestly. I like Hawaiian. I always order something different.

You annoyed me so I went ahead and found him for you... took me one google search. Are you new to the internet?

It's not his fault he's slow, user. He was born that way.

What are incalls/outcalls?

an incall means they come to my house. An outcall means I go to them.

not enough testosterone to grow a beard.
No wonder you are gay

>not enough testosterone to grow a beard.
Accurate
>No wonder you are gay
I'm actually bi, for what it's worth (or more accurately, Kinsey 4ish). I've never slept with a girl though, so for all intents and purposes I may as well be a full blown faggot.

Pussy

>do you take female clients?
>No

I don't. I'm confident in my ability to suck cock. I don't even know where to begin with a pussy. If I somehow manage to acquire a girlfriend or a female fuckbuddy and I get more confidence with women I'll advertise for them too, but I wouldn't want them to pay to have sex with me when it's my first time.

jesus fucking christ

TIME STAMP THAT SHIT OR YOUR A FAGGOT NECKBEARD

I'm going to bed soon, if anyone's still here. Client tomorrow morning. I'll be on for a few more minutes while I brush my teeth.

Nah, I'm not presentable enough to take a picture right now.

How's your relationship with your father?