What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?

What is the dumbest thing you've ever done?

Think life is worth living

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Was depressed for 4 years 14-18 I just slept everyday

Dont kick yourself for it, be proud of yourself for getting out of it.

Sometimes i just wonder if it happens to everyone like but I seem to get the worst of it

Being depressed at this age you mean?

I cant recall being depressed as such but its a pretty weird time in life and thinks got a lot darker and more real as time went on.

get hooked on this chan shit

revenge porn

Sucked a big, juicy uncut cock (I still want to do it)

Also this as fuck.

Cheated on my gal years ago. We made amends and she's over it but I'm not. It haunts me from time to time.

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have to call someone who can get my keys out of my locked car, my dumbass paid $190 for this bs

Hahahahahha, she's over it. And under some others as well.

Nigga one time i stole my brother

Yup OP gave her a green pass to fuck who she wants. Which is why she doesn't care

I once hit on this slut i've randomly met, she was fucking drunk and at some point managed to attract a crowd of sandniggers who were (absolutely unironically) on their way to gangbang her. At this point i pulled out my whiteknight armor and prevented this and made sure she got home trashed as she was. I even got her number and wanted to date her, she then turned me down when she was sober again.
On hindsight i shouldn't have stepped in and enjoyed the thought that she wakes up covered in cum in some slum.

This picture reminds me of a mix between The Blue Exorcist and the Chimera from FullMetal Alchemist

cops do it for free

its rapehorse from berserk pleb

this is an actual character?

yes =^)

Couldn't finish my drivers license after I spend like 1200 bucks on it.

Smoked so much weed I couldn't hold my life together. Fucked up my education and gained a lot a weight.

Lost a cute girl due to immaturity.

How's your IQ?

not good

Copfag here
No we don't.

Copfag here, we will shoot you your window for free

He's talking y'all busting the window out for free when y'all feel like doing a random vehicle search duh faggot

Spent night in a bar, cute girl came to talk to me and gave me her number. Had gf at the time so just forgot about it, week later broke up with gf, found the piece of paper with the number on my pocket, called the girl and went on a date, didn't really click but spent the night. After felt sad do to gf, blagh for going for one night stand, scared that I might have gotten std and even more scared of other out comes since did not use protection.

Never seen the girl after, nothing bad came out of it and got over gf and found better one 8 months later, but things could have gone very badly.

>be about 15
>go hang out with this girl
>try to impress her
>climb the top of the jungle gym's roof
>how do I get down tho
>try jumping
>got my leg caught in one of the planks
>face planted with the force of a thousand suns
>she laughed
>I tried to play it off cool
>half my face covered in mud
>heh
>mfw she didn't end up going out with me again

>i am in hot pursuit

>A girl from new york visited my town once
>easily a 9/10
>Got to know her after a while and eventually she asked for a tour around the town I was living in (UP/LP michifag btw)
>After the tour she asks if I wanted to come back to her place and stay the night
>Told her nah I had plans later that night with some friends
>realized later what she was hinting at
>still kick myself over it today

My god, you should be ashamed.

It's been almost 8 years since then and I look back at it now, and think just what the hell was I thinking

kind of unsettling, knowing that the next cop who pulls me over might frequent Sup Forums. Maybe, you could somehow signal that to any civilians you come into contact with..except niggers, they're on their own. but maybe you could let me go if my license # ends in dubs ?

You're mom

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bump this shit

I went to the bank for the first time and asked some lady to help me out. She told me to type in the info on the screen, I did but I was too slow so I had to re-do. She said I need to do it faster to which I replied with "It feels like disarming a bomb", she didn't laugh at my joke. I later realized I made a bomb related 'joke' in a bank. Almost went full spagooter mode on the way out

Saved her and still got cucked.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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