VENEZUELA GENERAL /VG/ - SOON EDITION

>Venezuela president Nicolás Maduro declares state of emergency
theguardian.com/world/2016/may/14/venezuela-maduro-emergency-powers
cnn.com/2016/05/15/americas/venezuela-slide-into-crisis/

>Venezuela’s right-wing opposition coalition, the Democratic Unity Roundtable (MUD), turned over 1.8 million signatures in support of a recall referendum against President Nicolas Maduro to the National Electoral Council (CNE) on Monday.
venezuelanalysis.com/news/11960

>Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro urged supporters to launch a general strike and "rebellion" if the opposition succeeds in ousting him from office in a referendum.
dailysabah.com/americas/2016/05/02/venezuelas-maduro-calls-for-rebellion-if-opposition-ousts-him-in-referendum

>Dying Infants and No Medicine: Inside Venezuela’s Failing Hospitals
nytimes.com/2016/05/16/world/americas/dying-infants-and-no-medicine-inside-venezuelas-failing-hospitals.html?_r=0

>Mobs in Venezuela have stolen flour, chicken and even underwear this week as looting increases across the crisis-hit OPEC nation where many basic products have run short.
cnbc.com/2016/05/13/venezuela-looters-target-chicken-flour-amid-worsening-shortages.html

>Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro announced undefined “military exercises” for the embattled nation, just a day after pledging to prolong his government’s special emergency powers.
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-05-14/venezuela-plans-army-exercises-as-maduro-seeks-to-prolong-powers

>The United States is increasingly concerned about the potential for an economic and political meltdown in Venezuela, spurred by fears of a debt default, growing street protests and deterioration of its oil sector, U.S. intelligence officials said on Friday.
reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-usa-idUSKCN0Y42MT

Other urls found in this thread:

usnews.com/news/business/articles/2016-05-14/maduro-threatens-to-seize-idle-venezuela-plants-jail-owners
reuters.com/video/2016/05/15/maduro-threatens-takeover-of-private-com?videoId=368503990
dw.com/en/venezuelas-maduro-sees-conspiracy-of-the-bourgeoisie-in-factory-shut-downs/a-19258912
cruxnow.com/church/2016/05/02/pope-writes-maduro-to-demand-action-on-venezuelas-woes/
forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2016/05/14/congratulations-to-bolivarian-socialism-at-least-venezuela-hasnt-run-out-of-tear-gas-yet/#6bede92e450a
japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/05/15/business/chinese-bullet-train-project-in-venezuela-stalls-as-alliance-derails/#.Vzi5B5ErKM8
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/venezuela-accuses-us-of-plotting-coup-as-washington-warns-of-imminent-collapse-a7029386.html
rt.com/news/343010-venezuela-emergency-us-plots/
reuters.com/article/us-brazil-politics-venezuela-idUSKCN0Y32U5
telesurtv.net/english/news/Nicolas-Maduro-Declares-Emergency-to-Face-Foreign-Intervention-20160514-0002.html
telesurtv.net/english/news/Behind-the-Food-Lines-in-Venezuela-20160514-0035.html
vtv.gob.ve/
tves.gob.ve/
vive.gob.ve/
bloomberg.com/energy
nasdaq.com/markets/crude-oil.aspx
oilprice.com/
webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/hyperhidrosis-treatment-11
youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
wsj.com/articles/venezuela-and-young-supporters-of-the-bern-1463331200
ingunowners.com/forums/survival-disaster-preparedness/45132-ferfals-lessons-shtf-argentina-true-story.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_whitening
youtube.com/watch?v=OrfM5UD-Azk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>Venezuela's president threatens to take over idle factories and jail their owners following a decree of emergency powers this week
usnews.com/news/business/articles/2016-05-14/maduro-threatens-to-seize-idle-venezuela-plants-jail-owners
reuters.com/video/2016/05/15/maduro-threatens-takeover-of-private-com?videoId=368503990
dw.com/en/venezuelas-maduro-sees-conspiracy-of-the-bourgeoisie-in-factory-shut-downs/a-19258912

>Pope Francis has sent a letter to President Nicolas Maduro urging him to work to solve the country’s problems.
cruxnow.com/church/2016/05/02/pope-writes-maduro-to-demand-action-on-venezuelas-woes/

>Opinion: Bolivarian socialism is quite obviously the worst economic policy anyone has tried to impose on a country since Robert Mugabe decided to take Zimbabwe back to the Stone Age.
forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2016/05/14/congratulations-to-bolivarian-socialism-at-least-venezuela-hasnt-run-out-of-tear-gas-yet/#6bede92e450a

>South America’s first high-speed train, powered by Chinese technology, was supposed to crisscross Venezuela to bring development to its backwater plains in a model of socialist fraternity. Now all but abandoned, it has become a symbol of economic collapse — and of a strategic relationship gone adrift.
japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/05/15/business/chinese-bullet-train-project-in-venezuela-stalls-as-alliance-derails/#.Vzi5B5ErKM8

>Venezuela accuses US of plotting coup as Washington warns of 'imminent collapse'
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/venezuela-accuses-us-of-plotting-coup-as-washington-warns-of-imminent-collapse-a7029386.html

>Venezuela accuses US of plotting coup as Washington warns of 'imminent collapse'
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/venezuela-accuses-us-of-plotting-coup-as-washington-warns-of-imminent-collapse-a7029386.html

>"Washington is activating measures at the request of Venezuela's fascist right, who are emboldened by the coup in Brazil," Maduro said during a Friday night broadcast on state television.
rt.com/news/343010-venezuela-emergency-us-plots/

>Venezuela's socialist government on Thursday condemned the impeachment of Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff as a U.S.-inspired mockery of popular will and a menace to Latin America's now-diminishing leftist bloc.
reuters.com/article/us-brazil-politics-venezuela-idUSKCN0Y32U5

From Venezuela:

telesurtv.net/english/news/Nicolas-Maduro-Declares-Emergency-to-Face-Foreign-Intervention-20160514-0002.html
telesurtv.net/english/news/Behind-the-Food-Lines-in-Venezuela-20160514-0035.html
vtv.gob.ve/
tves.gob.ve/
vive.gob.ve/

oil price:
bloomberg.com/energy
nasdaq.com/markets/crude-oil.aspx
oilprice.com/

The wonders of socialism.

First for: Brazil please post pictures of sister!

h-happening?

Then yeah you need a pill for excessive sweating.
webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/hyperhidrosis-treatment-11

>Latin America is a shithole
>75% of Latin American countries have left-wing governments with shitty Keynesian policies
>most, if not all, had a left-wing dictatorship at some point
>least shitty countries are centre or right-wing

>2015+1
>keynesianism
>socialism
>good

To be fair, it's probably a family thing because I don't like foreigners either. The two girls I got (one American and one British) were to help a friend, it's a long story.
The only things I like from other countries are the literature, Japanese games and Switzerland.

No.

Latin America is hot as fuck, as in skin-cancer hot, are you stupid or pretending to be stupid?

>No.
Then how about an example pic of someone she kinda looks like.

Nothing will happen.

Goodnight.

have any anons here been to uruguay? Does it have a bright future? have heard;

>population values education
>mostly of european decent
>stable and high standard of living

Like this, but with green eyes and less forehead.

Hope you get ride of Maduro without a Civil War senpai

...

REAL SOCIALISM HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED

And fat. That cow is lazy as fuck.

Thank you Brazil!

There is no bright future for us.
Only Death and suffering

Staged coup when

>Nothing will happen.
>Goodnight.

Mass starvation when?

Also Venezuelans who inmigrate to the US tend to be nice people. Panama has shit tier people. And We have the best spanish so fuck off

Is actually happening, 680% inflation would dry any country to death in ours times. Allende got 570%, Maduro have a new record and is going 1000%+ at the end of the year.

For the sake of the Venezuelan people, I Hope there will be free helicopter rides for the marxists

Be safe Venezuela

Socialism: Not even once

But c-cybersyn would totally work

>1000%

>We have the best spanish
>chamo marico no joda pero que ladilla chamo mamawebo ejejejeej

Strengh, never give up. We also believed that it was impossible to take Jewma out. I know your hole is deeper, but the will of the people must prevail.

>We have the best spanish
Why are you arguing who has the better Spanish?

I don't argue with the English. We Americans just change their words and watch them suffer!

>Fucking Panamá criticising our spanish.

Fug :DD

Awwoo Id

Chile have the best spanish :^)

cannibalism when?

What're you faggots on about,Brazil clearly has the best Spanish

join a rightwing death squad m8 remove commies and make your country great again

They are at the stealing goats level. Cannibalism won't happen until they run out of goats.

F E E L T H E B E R N ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
Maduro to follow in Ceaușescu steps when?

>Socialism: Not even once

Hate to break it to you, but the collapse in oil prices and commodities means a lot of countries are going to end up in this position very shortly indeed. Venezuela is the canary in the coal mine, so to speak, since it's economy is so oil dependent, but it's not going to be the last.

Nigeria, Russia, Brazil, Bolivia, Iraq, Libya, Saudi the oil producing parts of Canada (Alberta?) the commodities exporting parts of Australia, parts of the US (Texas, Tennessee) even very wealthy countries like Norway, all of these places are on the same road.

Unless oil gets up to at least $70 a barrell then these countries are going to collapse. I expect Nigeria to break up as coherent state as the corruption and patronage that holds the state together can no longer be financed. Iraq is already fucked - people often underestimate the role that the decline in oil prices has had in the breakup of that state. Russia is in deep trouble too, they're headed for double-digit inflation and deep recession, and were it not for the Russian people's world-renowned ability to endure suffering I would be expecting major political upheavel there too, but I expect it may survive as long as it isn't dragged into war with NATO. Bolivia is in trouble, since it's a major natural gas exporter, Saudi is pissing through it's cash reserves and being forced to part-pritivatize it's state owned oil company and subject it's citizens to cuts in public spending, a bit deal since the House of Saud relies on that money to keep itself in power. Take my word for it, this is a global issue, much more at work here than "muh socialism"

>Death squads
Doesn't work like that. If you happen to find scum, whoever it is you
>Grab a rope
>tie him to a street Light
>Tell everyone he is a thief/murderer/bachaquero/etc
>Watch him die slowly
Also, nothing is happening, We only got used to everyday life being violent. The government is faking violent protests so they can shield themselves from the international media. Maduro will be decapitated but Diosdado will reveal himself as the final boss.

May the ghost of Pinochet protect you!

DAILY REMINDER PINOCHET WAS A POOFTER

wsj.com/articles/venezuela-and-young-supporters-of-the-bern-1463331200

Venezuela and Young Supporters of ‘The Bern’

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Can you www.archive.today this shit?

South America is proof of the destructive power leftists can wield when they gain control.

All spanish sounds awful. Worst language on earth right next to all those stupid nigger languages.

Just search the link or the title on google, then use that link. Yeah, same link, but whatever, it works.

This. Nigeria is next

>uruguay
Amazing country.

It's a slightly poorer (but more egalitarian) version of Argentina. They are to us what Canada is to the USA. Barely any crime at all, it's probably the safest, whitest country in the Americas.

And it has legal weed.

Uruguay is a hidden gem in South America, I considered moving there but now we have a Conservative in office here so I'm gonna stick around instead and see what happens.

Good post, this is true, the world is in for a wild ride.

I might as well kill myself now and save the suffering.

Thanks breh

>Argentina
ingunowners.com/forums/survival-disaster-preparedness/45132-ferfals-lessons-shtf-argentina-true-story.html
You ever read these?

I did, I even commented on his blog and he censored my comments. That guy is a fucking scam artist, trying to paint our country as if it was Sarajevo.

Our economic crisis in 2001 was similar to Greece in 2010, but he paints it as if it was some sort of civil war.

It's all bullshit.

>It's all bullshit.
Not all of it. The news was bad for your country during that time.

full of shit

Sure, but not Venezuela-tier or Sarajevo-tier.

> let me tell you about your cunt

shut the fuck up ameriturd

fucking this

Questions to Venebros

Civil war 2017?

Man I love 31 minutos but got damn, it's hard to understand you with all the "wea" shit.
It's like those aliens of south park who used the same word for everything.

Marklars?

"Weon" and their derivates are universal for every context here. The only way to know what it means for each context is living here.

Daily reminder that Latin America needs to open the door to european refugees once the ahmeds take over, and blanda the heck up out with them

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_whitening

> mfw new aryan master race with macho latino genetics takes over the world

things have gotten so fucked in Venezuela we need a general.
what happened recently

>I will have a qt3,14 german to watch out and fall in love
>I'm 3/4 white

> mfw something positive comes out of Islam

That's a neat source you got there Mohammed.

RIP Allende

I used to have a French gf,exchange student here

Shit was nice,but then she moved back and long distance relationships don't work

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
best spanish is mexico and argentina desu

Nice meme

hahahahahahahaha ebin meme le hahaha so funny XDDDDDD

It's funny you say that, because he dresses like a Soviet general.

It did for about 3 years, but there were serious foreign sanctions and sabotage. Even Nixon himself admitted it. Still, CyberSyn got the country through quite a few disasters.

Good post.
Something more substantial than "huehuehue le free heligobter rides for le gommunists XDDD"

>Brazil
Petrobras is already fucked, this is be the end of it

I agree, great post

Valimos verga cabrones, los veo en la proxima vida

Kill Maduro, that's the easer way, quickly before Putin try to protect him

I had a hot gallega Spanish teacher who always pronounced my last name with that Spanish lisp. Was actually pretty great

>easer
It easier you fucking indio.

>Venezuela
>Best spanish

AYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>My keyboard cuck me

OBJECTION

Bolivia still have salt.

Stop this oil meme.

See:
youtube.com/watch?v=OrfM5UD-Azk

Also, high oil prices were killing us becuase we are net importers. Worse yet for Petrobras since the government had kept gas prices frozen, until after the 2014 elections, forcing Petrobras to also sell gas cheaper than what it was importing it for. The reverse is happening now, higher oil prices might as well be like a Minerva blow now.

You guys need to hope they don't legalise recreational drugs in the USA since it would send the wholesale price of coca into freefall and destroy the Colombian economy,

if america is already supporting the right, wouldn't that get bad, pretty fast?

Also, considering its a very real possibility that the US could have an economic meltdown in the very near future, perhaps we found a new economic stimulus package.

You're missing the point hugely. The situation in Brazil is bad (recession, corruption etc) but Venezuela is an order of magnitude worse, and secondly even in countries that are net importers the value of their currency on the international markets is determined by the price of oil. A lot of oil based economies, Norway, Iran, Russia etc are net importers of oil and gas, since domestic demand is higher than export potential, but that doesn't change the fact that these states generate huge amount of revenue from their oil exports (they'd still be net importers without, the exports simply reduce the gap)

So in a country like Venezula, what's causing the problem is that their currency became worthless internationally since the only thing they sell internationally using that currency is oil, and if oil loses 2/3 of it's value the currency is going to inflate rapidly. This is not unique to Venezuela, you can see the same thing happening in others countries that are depending on oil for export revenue. It props up the value of their currency.

>US could have an economic meltdown

EU will die first. USA still has about 20 years

How much is it "in ours times"?
Weeks?
Months?
Years?

Spot on britbong. Very good. Where do we move from here then?

"Nuestros tiempos"?

That's great

I might die tomorrow...

Try watching the video I refereed to about Venezuela first.

>Also, high oil prices were killing us becuase we are net importers
This doesn't matter. A collapse was only because of your increased social service and the high cost of government.

>Venezuela about to erupt in civil war
>Brazil about to erupt in civil war
Can South America ever not be shit? The poor little monkeys just can't manage a civilization.

The problem with your analysis is that both scarcity and hyper inflation had started before 2014, and by the time the oil prices started to collapse in October 2014 the bolivar fuerte was already in a radical downwards trend

Socialism not even once