When will she finally agree to do full-frontal nude scenes?

When will she finally agree to do full-frontal nude scenes?

Wonder who is behind this thread...

whats his name again

King Dan of Molestalot

Dan "The Man with the Van" Schneider

friendly reminder The Ghost is having her womb torn apart by massive football players

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Dan is living the dream.

I fucking hope not she's dog ugly

Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider

Her career is utterly dead, so maybe she is desperate enough to make some soft porn movie. Who knows.

shes also probably diabetic from all that semen shes swallowed

nah... she is too pure.

when lil pump gets to nut inside her

Backstory of this?

A rumor started by guys she wouldn't date.

Interesting. Elaborate this. How do you know? Do you go to USC?

I don't need to go to the moon to know it isn't made of cheese.

But Michael Jackson is dead right?

Is there even a shred of evidence for this fantastical claim?

it isn't made of cheese? i learned in school that it was swiss

So, you don't know. Well, it's okay.

>TFW no nudes of Miranda but there are nudes of Jennette
feels bad

The short answer is no.

Fucking soon I hope. I wanna see that petite body of hers exposed.

There's is no way this is true

But it's true. I know someone on an USC team and he told me she's a pretty big slut. Apparently no gag reflex. 'No condom' kinda slut. Also, she is at USC like since forever, since 2012 at least lol.

>I know someone
>disclaimer: second hand anecdotal evidence from a source of questionable reliability

Probably never.

She probably doesn't want to ruin her reputation in Nickelodeon and related studios.

Remember what happened to Jamie Lynn Spears? And that was just pregnancy. If Miranda does nude stuff, that would be worse for her career.

At this point, she doesn't have any career. I kind of agree that being naked in an indie movie is a bit desperate, but she need to do something to revive her career, or she will be just another "teen star who failed at the adult acting world".

I am not really up to date on Cosgrove news

Has she really not done any parts recently?

"Despicable me 3" voice actor only.

Ouch. I see what you mean. Well I don't think porn industry will see a kids show actress being worth their time. There are plenty of other sitcom shows that she could audition for. Pilots come and go every day. There has to be a movie somewhere in the making she could have a part in. She should put a little bit more effort into pursuing the movies and tv show opportunities.

Or just be smart with money and quit while she is ahead and hope she gots enough resources to just live. But I doubt it.

Wouldn't mind seeing her in a rape scene of some type. Just saying

>no gag reflex
elaborate for science pls

Post them

Doing nude or sex scenes at NC-17 rated movies and doing porn is not the same haha. But wouln't mind seeing her at some gangbang porn movie, or course.

She earned a lot of money with her kids shows, so maybe she is set for life.

I can elaborate.

Simple science. Penis can go very deep in the throat and the girl will not puke or gag when you are thrusting her throat.

Oh true. Yea. My bad but I still don't think she would do anything like that. Maybe though. I think she is set for life, just as long as she doesn't be buying a new Ferrari every year and shit like that. Kek

-yet when you hear other stars talk about Justice, she was a total cunt. Just an absolute asshole.

Sup, Dan.

omg... you can see the pain in her eyes here. She is balling up but knows shes gotta keep it in to keep face and save her career.

It's totally fine for women to have promiscuous sex and casual one night stands. Cosgrove is just experimenting at college, like any normal girl. Leave her alone, faggots.

you sure bud?

That headrest cut out looks so uncomfortable. She got a great body though

I feel bad for her, she got abused for years by Dan Schneider to get a great career, but she doesn't even have a career anymore. At least she has her icarly paycheck...

It was the last episode of icarly of corse she's upset. No I don't think Dan ever fucked her, but he's def a creeper. At this point in time she knew her career was solid, probably even more so than Dans honestly.

here you go

She needs to suck more producer's cocks or maybe she's just not sucking the right ones.

i dunno the crumped up ball in her hand, her akward stance. she doesnt want to be near him

It's kind of a sad reality that Hollywood and that scene has such sketchy behind the scenes acts that base on sex related topics to determine career status. I doubt Cosgrove can break into the music industry but I just hope she can keep her future in line and not end up a fuck up. Though she could be a stripper. Not all strippers (exotic dancer, sorry) are total cum guzzling whores.

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We'll, would you? And yeah we already established she was crying and sad for her show ending. Then here comes creepy dan trying to "console" her, but Cos knows how creepy he is already, that'd make me uncomfortable too

It's too late for her. Dan Schneider defiled her beyond repair. She's dead inside. Fuck Hollywood dream!

All up to her now. Will she let it get her down? Or will she find a way to get back on top? We shall see.

fan fiction is getting lazier and lazier nowadays

I'm surprised nobody posted the ghost pasta yet.

>Though she could be a stripper.
don't make me fap, pls

>297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#8**
>This former A+ list tween actress turned B/B- list adult actress does kind of have a franchise. She is the go to person for party favors during the promo run for her latest movie.
>Miranda Cosgrove ("Despicable Me 3")

Picture this, Miranda has been training hard to get a new career. Particularly toning and strengthening her core and upper body. Toning, not muscle building. What is new career? Exotic dancer of course. Her toned tight body in a lingerie bikini outfit (whatever it's called) up on the stage she grips the pole you wish was your penis as she goes to work swinging and sliding and getting down low and dirty until the owner of the joint says to go through the routine but slower and stripped, she does so and puts on a good slow long show stripped down and watching the sweat glide down her tight toned body, you just can't help but get off to her.

continue

STOP IT!!! MIRANDA IS PURE!!!!

Going through the routine business as usual, she gets done with the dance, to get told to do a combination stage and pole dance with dropping low like its hotter than hot, needing the job and the decent pay, she swings herself dizzy but fights through the spins and somehow managed to not stumble on her feet while on the stage, she drops it like it's hot and raises her sweat covered body in a mild twerk (because twerking should never be overdone) her hair soaked from the sweat from the dancing and the hot lights shining on her, illuminating the beadlets of sweat, she bends forward and low and whips her hair back releasing beads of sweat through the air onto her lower back that you just want to glide your hand down and in between her gorgeous set of legs to the nethers of paradise

No she leik blake dicc in hanus
>I hanus

Wow, that's good. Are you a writer or such?
Continue...

Six months before she agrees to do full anal, DP and ATM...

wtf that means kek

Not professionally, but I guess I have sub par writing skills. Glad you are enjoying.

After the routine, is that good enough? Nah. The owner wants all of it done, twice over and an inverted top down slide. (I don't know stripper dance terms so bear with me) so Miranda Naked and wet from hair to heel in sweat goes through the first and second routines twice as instructed, but screws up the vertical descent, actually having a leg slip off and her going plop to the floor, owner says try again, (what a good guy, nah, it was because she fell in a view where for a second in mid air her pussy was spread exposed) so she tries again and nails it. Next routine is to fo low horizontal spins on the floor. She was instructed to drop low, spread her legs apart and work that into a 180 turn on all 4s and back up to pole position for another climb. Miranda is starting to get the hang of this and getting comfortable and actually turned on. The owner can sense this and can notice her pussy a little bit wetter than the rest of her body, so she is instructed to free style

Just curious... Are you a Miranda's film college fellow? You know how a script works, obviously.

Cont

>Be Miranda Cosgrove
>Be at frat party
>Football team be at party too
>free drinks and drugs everywhere
>Things get handsy as they are want to
>Take one of the players away for some alone time
>Come back
>Grab another player
>Come back
>Rest of the team impatient
>Many drinks ingested
>soon all us are in a huge backroom
>They all go for it, hands all over me body
>willingly or not, you are gonna be gangbanged by dozens
>Too drunk and horny to resist
>All the clothes are crumpled in a corner
>Girlfriends are there too but the attention is all on me
>Sucking like there's no tomorrow
>Pussy getting rammed like a jackhammer
>Pretty soon some guy decides to break through the backdoor
>Literally no open holes
>Pretty soon I'm taking shots to the face, down my throat, in the ass
>Pussy practically overflowing
>boys were just competing for an open orifice
>me and my girls have all holes and hands busy and there is still a huge line waiting
>they try everything they can think with me, even three dicks in my pussy
>It goes on all night
>The next morning me and my girls stumble out as the sun rises
>Have to call in sick the next couple of days because everything is sore

Absolutely not my friend. I never had the opportunity of college. I hate that too. It's so hard if you don't have money. I do however spend my time just reading and learning shit. So I have an ok handle on scripts and writing. Nowhere near professional though.

Ok, freestyle time for Miranda, she is adorable in every way on that stage. She is nailing all the key set moves being thrown at her, she enters her own little world and asks the owner for some music to be played, he gladly does it up for her and let's her take the stage, she creates a triple routine dance session and ends it all in a freestyle horny masturbation. Let me elaborate. She does all the routines thus far plus some added spins and floor moves, she gets more indepth with exposure to the pussy and rubs her clit between twerks and the best part is how she nails the job. She is confident at this point and pushes herself to the limit of an inverted hang on the pole, one hand and leg holding her in place, the other leg for balance and other hand is playing her pussy, she rubs and flicks, and massages herself to an i tense orgasm, sliding down to a controlled all 4s plop off the pole onto the ground to finish up in a doggie position, she raises up in a seductive fashion, rubbing her sweet love juices all over her body and licks her fingers clean and sexily walks off the stage in a model like fashion pronouncing every hip and ass movement as you hate to watch her go but love to watch her leave as she leaves you cumming back for more

Just imagine user is Miranda herself fantasying about doing dirty jobs.

Well, it’s a shame because you have some talent. Try to get some agent and send scripts to LA or New York studios.

She looks like Tito from that surfing show. Fuck this spic

I just might do that. What is the worst thing that can happen? They don't like it and say no. I got nothing to lose. I am happy you enjoyed my shit. I literally created it as I went too. Lol. Now go fap already if you already haven't

Hot shit. Moar.

Pretty much. Just do it.

How come Icarly threads are so lewd? She looks so sweet and nice.

bump for good thread

Seriously, did noone else see the news story? Couple weeks back she was picked up on prostitution charges. She used pick uplines on her clients based on her shows she acted in

Sauce pls

i heard that was fake.

Those sluts knew what they were getting into. They know you need to pay the price.

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100% real. confirmed.

>tfw you will never snort coke of her perfect feet
;_;