You find out your dad is Hitler in disguise

>You find out your dad is Hitler in disguise

Wat do?

Refer to him as god from that point on.

Tell him he did nothing wrong

in all seriousness I think an interview with hitler would change the world

ask to try out gassing some jews

Blow daddy.

Instantly have nothing but infinite awe and respect toward him

Understand my deep feelings and find inspiration in his accomplishments.

i get sent to the gas chambers cause i'm Jewish

I will be famous as hell, so great.

Ask can i have a copy of his most beloved book in Germany also tips on how to grow a moustache

Except the Nazis never used any gas chambers.

Cheer because he is dead

Everything makes sense now.

Yeah, baby, Members Only, yeah, baby, yeah, baby
I'm with Ryan Santan in the motherfuckin' booth, yeah, baby
I got blood on my boots, baby, yeah, baby
Yeah, baby, throw that ass back on a tricycle, baby, yah (ayy)
Fucked up, fucked up, fucked up, fucked up (yeah)
Fucked up, fucked up, fucked up, yeah (yeah, yeah, huh, ayy)
You done fucked up, you done fucked up (yeah)
George W. Bush right on her pussy, yeah
Yeah, Curious George nigga looking boy, you so pussy, yeah
Yeah, hit my line for the nigga dick, check my twitter, yeah
Yeah, they call me young dagger dick, that's my handle, yeah
Yeah, she grab on my dick like a handle, hey
Lil bitch, I got on Jesus sandals, hey
X is an animal; mammal, hey
Lil bitch got the back of a camel
Pussy boy, you look like a Randall
Pussy boy, you look like a Daniel
Bitch, I'm known to get ghost, Danny Phantom
And if you throwing, through the pussy throw a tantrum, whoa
Ayy, fucked up, fucked up, fucked up, who, hey
Fucked up, fucked up, fucked up, you, hey
Pussy nigga know he done fucked up
Lame nigga better know his luck up
Pussy nigga know he fucked up
Lame nigga better know his luck up
Ayy, fucked up, fucked up, fucked up, who, hey
Fucked up, fucked up, fucked up, you, hey
Pussy nigga know he done fucked up
Lame nigga better know his luck up
Pussy nigga know he fucked up
Lame nigga better know his luck up
Like it's Noah's Ark, that pussy wet, no water-park
She said drop that meat in me just like a shopping cart
Told me "Head straight to the back" just like I'm Rosa Parks
Walked up in the bank with pack that smell like donkey fart
Moose game poison dagger ayy
Fuck my conscience, I'll stab ya
Ask that hoe what's vrackin
Slide up on a nigga like a care package
Bare in that pussy, like Smokey
Chain swing like rodeo ropy
Diamonds so wet that they soapy
Watch them mingle like they do the hokey-pokey
Ayy yo' color diamonds humpty dumpty horror story
Feel like Dexter, got double-D's in my laboratory

nothing. ive already broken him.

because the holocaust never happened

Exactly!

Hitler was a real fucking hippie in the 70s.

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Thank him for what he accomplished but ask him why he couldn't have done better.