He has to be the coolest predator right...

He has to be the coolest predator right? Guy is more concerned about home baked cookies than ravaging the pussy of some 14 year old

>Is this a setup or something?

youtube.com/watch?v=vQ2Xe4xrNi4

> Huh ! Certainly not !

What did he mean by this?

He's built good

>generic white males getting arrested for trying to get directions to the beach and eating cookies
Welcome to Obama's America, everyone.

Was 'the fridgerator' an analogy for his ass hole

I haven't seen the processing video, but I bet he breaks down during it. They always do.

that's because his secret is he only ever eats half a cookie

They could write a movie about this guys epic to the beach. I know just the song for the ending
>IN THE END..IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER

Why do the cops always grab them and sling them to the ground when 95% of them comply immediately? Is it because the cameras are there and they are dirty teen fuckers so you can do whatever you want?

>what no way
>i dont want this cookie

american meme

they literally say in the generic white male video that its because its an open carry state and they cant take any chances

Step aside.

Two words :

...

Milk

>make a law so people can carry guns
>now the police has to jump every fucking person regardless

americans everyone

Why does he wear the mask?

fixed this for (you)

> 45+ year old guy is fucking crazy enough to risk showing up to an underage girls house
> he is unstable enough to cause physical harm

Internetroleplaychatroomdawg aight?

It was the female cop who started screaming "get on the ground!" because of her penis envy.