Glaurung stirred then for the last time ere he died and told her all the truth:
"Hail Nienor, daughter of Húrin. We meet again ere the end. I give thee joy that thou hast found thy brother at last. And now thou shalt know him: a stabber in the dark, treacherous to foes, faithless to friends, and a curse unto his kin, Túrin son of Húrin! But the worst of all his deeds thou shalt feel in thyself." edition.
Previously: .
i care about the last 14 posts
Notifying the janitorial staff
>edition no one will read
>previously
>10 posts early
unironically would rather a yank thread
morning lads
autistic post by an autistic op to start off an autistic thread
hope the resident voluntary custodian demolishes this wretched thread
you posting it twice still isn't going to get me to open it
>hope the resident voluntary custodian demolishes this wretched thread
legit think /brit/ will lead poleaboo to suicide
ok sorry
>that bottom episode set entirely in a ferris wheel carriage
all mammals take 12 seconds to poo apparently, no matter the size of the animal.
I've been depressed for the past 5 years or so but I can't be arsed paying for a therapist. Don't trust antidepressants either because I hear they have some horrific side effects
it's almost as if animals were related no?
lucky i have embedly and can see he's been reposting the same shite for a while now
we can only hope
lots of self-help material online mate. you'll probably be given the same stuff by the therapist 2bh.
i definitely take more than 12 seconds
am i a reptilian
doubt it. he's too self-absorbed
if your problems are specific then it could help but if you just have a problem with life and facts about it then it's a waste of money
plan on emptying my bladder using the appropirate privies within the next 30 seconds or so
I take 5/10 minutes to poo though
I cared about the last 14 posts
not i
shame they didnt care about you
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r/asianmasculinity
unironically good for them but the asian supremacist subreddits are just going to add this to their depraved collection
eating a sandwich with kebabs, mayo, chilli sauce and cheese in it
ind.pn
Fuck old people
>.pn
Shan't be opening this
but it literally says 'best friend' absolutely nothing to brag about
Not sure why I even bother expressing interest in girls nowadays haha
I'm back from the GP
I said that I messed up with the tranny drugs and that I want to check if I'm permanently infertile
He eventually said after I got the conversation back round to gender that I'd need to stop taking the drugs for a sperm sample. He laughed at me.
I declined
Thee bulk of the conversation though was about depression, he tricked me into saying I was suicidal
He sent me out to complete that standard depression quiz while he took a phone call
I considered leaving at that point since I had no interest in pursuing the depression thread again
I told him I don't believe in depression, people aren't just sad, there are reasons people are down
That I'd refuse drugs as it doesn't change circumstances, just make you delusional
Then he started banging on about him wanting me to be comfortable in my own skin and some "be yourself" bullshit
He asked how he could help me?
I got up and left
In tears
He did shout back at me
To come back and that he only wanted to help
never forget the 14
It's wagie lunch hour
Neets FUCK OFF
BLACKED
>surprises friend on valentine's day with reveal of amorous infatuation that was completely unknown before this
>expects her to be completely comfortable with this and consider him a gentleman
>only way of feeling slightly less freaked out is to post on social media and allow the dynamic to be comfortably platonic again
>gets shat on by frustrated virgins online
why do men still do these kind of inconsiderate, foolish things and think it's romance? surprises like this happen between couples, not people that have known each other platonically beforehand
Ah yes
will never forget the 36
Express interest in boys
like me
>ill fitting dinner jacket / sports jacket combo thing
>thick, creased oxford shirt
>top button done up
should be gassed
Wait, I created this thread.
"A tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse… The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm; yet this was no Ringwraith but a living man ... his name is remembered in no tale, for he himself had forgotten it."
@74128315
Not enough attention the first time?
is he not halfcaste
DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEY
THE TARDIS
*knocks his poncey helmet off with 1 punch*
*delivers a lightning fast heel to his horses chops*
'tism
I'm back from the GP
I said that I messed up with the tranny drugs and that I want to check if I'm permanently infertile
He eventually said after I got the conversation back round to gender that I'd need to stop taking the drugs for a sperm sample. He laughed at me.
I declined
Thee bulk of the conversation though was about depression, he tricked me into saying I was suicidal
He sent me out to complete that standard depression quiz while he took a phone call
I considered leaving at that point since I had no interest in pursuing the depression thread again
I told him I don't believe in depression, people aren't just sad, there are reasons people are down
That I'd refuse drugs as it doesn't change circumstances, just make you delusional
Then he started banging on about him wanting me to be comfortable in my own skin and some "be yourself" bullshit
He asked how he could help me?
I got up and left
In tears
He did shout back at me
To come back and that he only wanted to help
ive seen it on 4 seperate posts
Yes
called one of my housemates halfcaste once and she went fucking ballistic, apprentice it's a proper racist term
hey boys
Call her a fucking paki
Because that's what she is
please respond
*browses /brit/ on my 15 min lunch break*
I'm back from the GP
I said that I messed up with the /brit/ posts and that I want to check if I'm permanently autistic
He eventually said after I got the conversation back round to NEET that I'd need to stop making the posts for a job interview. He laughed at me.
I declined
Thee bulk of the conversation though was about depression, he tricked me into saying I was suicidal
He sent me out to complete that standard depression quiz while he took a phone call
I considered leaving at that point since I had no interest in pursuing the depression thread again
I told him I don't believe in depression, people aren't just sad, there are reasons people are down
That I'd refuse drugs as it doesn't change circumstances, just make you delusional
Then he started banging on about him wanting me to be comfortable in my own skin and some "be yourself" bullshit
He asked how he could help me?
I got up and left
In tears
He did shout back at me
To come back and that he only wanted to help
>apprentice
but its very dated. its like calling a black person a negro (in english)
"No living man am I! You look upon a woman."
I'm back from the GP
I said that I messed up with the tranny drugs and that I want to check if I'm permanently infertile
He eventually said after I got the conversation back round to gender that I'd need to stop taking the drugs for a sperm sample. He laughed at me.
I declined
Thee bulk of the conversation though was about depression, he tricked me into saying I was suicidal
He sent me out to complete that standard depression quiz while he took a phone call
I considered leaving at that point since I had no interest in pursuing the depression thread again
I told him I don't believe in depression, people aren't just sad, there are reasons people are down
That I'd refuse drugs as it doesn't change circumstances, just make you delusional
Then he started banging on about him wanting me to be comfortable in my own skin and some "be yourself" bullshit
He asked how he could help me?
I got up and left
In tears
He did shout back at me
To come back and that he only wanted to help
I was also sarcastic on my wait out
Thanked him and said his advice was very useful
rate the gf lads
seems the paki thinks it can speak to me.. hmmm methinks not
BASED
Girls love that scene
dislike pakis as i have learnt
you're not a girl
Same
If women are not interested in you romantically then you must move on immediately
I've got some Ritalin in lieu of my exams. What's the best way to maximise use? 10 x 10 mg
My sisters like it
Wish she had a spinoff movie or something
or you could just be friends
potential gf has two tickets to sit in the audience and see loose women next week and wants me to go with her
don't know whether to, i do like her a lot
I'm back from BP
I said that I messed up with putting diesel in my petrol car and that I want to check if my fuel lines are permanently fucked
He eventually said after I got the conversation back round to cars that I'd need to stop being a dozy cunt if i wanted to keep my car in good condition. He laughed at me.
I declined
Thee bulk of the conversation though was about vauxhall corsas, he tricked me into saying they were shit cars
He sent me out to complete that standard customer service questionnaire while he took a phone call
I considered leaving at that point since I had no interest in pursuing the vauxhall thread again
I told him I don't believe in bad cars,cars aren't just bad, especially my 1.2 corsa, there are reasons to buy different vehicles
Then he started banging on about him wanting me to be comfortable in my own car and not drive an, and I quote 'anaemic shiteheap' and some "be yourself" bullshit
He asked how he could help me?
I got up and left
In tears
He did shout back at me
To come back and that he only wanted to help
shove em all up your arse in one go
...
might orgasm when pakiperv kills itself
runt post
I wonder if the curse would've followed the hypothetical incestuous child of Túrin and Nìniel if she didn't kill herself
...
deanos out
investing a (you) in this, i want 10% dividends
she thinks you're bent lmao
moniker
post boi pucci
x
They say you can tell a man by his pipes. What do my pipes say about me?
>Or you could just be friends
pipe wanker loves his pipes
bent
you're autistic
I could tell that just by the shoes though
cringe whenever rorkes pretend to be offended by anti-white shit
massive bender
Dragons den pitch: unspillable glass of water
weirdos
cringe whenever rorkes pretend to be offended by gaybros
...
>not applying the filter
Now where could my pipe be?
Business idea: patent the "unspillable glass of water" idea
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