Post your skate stories

post your skate stories

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inb4 asp

>Skateboarding in subway

>Run in to lady

Akward situation ensues

fell of my board once in the intersection and some punk ran over my board (srs)

straight chillen waiting for the walk sign when bal i fall

Stonerplank is not a sport

My new step-dad was pissing me off so a decided to get out of the house to go to my local skate park to smoke cigs in the bowl with my 14 year old highschool drop out gf. Almost landed a kick flip that day.

>get skateboard for birthday
>go to skate park
>get mugged by niggers
>fall off skateboard and rip jeans
>get home late for my tea
>mother takes skateboard away

>smoking cigs instead of weed
kill yourself f a m

how is it not a sport?

You have niggers in Japan?

Every skatepark in the world has a group of them lurking.

>skateboarding in winter
>First ever bluntslide on icy ledge
>Realize I have no plan on how to finish
>Fall and nearly break hip
>Puke from agony
>Mad I didn't get it on tape
>Neve attempt a bluntslide again

Skating is a killer workout, but I'm too old for that shit.

dudeweed is not a sport

I like this one better

Is cycling a sport? The answer is no.

stonerplank is not a sport
weedwheels is not a sport
acneroll is not a sport
sevenelevenparkinglothangout is not a sport
fuckyoujeffyourenotmyrealdad is not a sport

had a skatepark at my high school, and because I was pretty bad at socializing spent most of my time skateboarding.

People come to hang out, and I would tear it up, and people would cheer.

Still never made friends with them lol.

I dont skate anymore, good times tho.

Did you go to Wagner?

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edgy kids

this is me in Spain 12 years ago

>tfw boring office pleb who daydreams about his childhood all day

time of my fucking life in the skate days

nope

saw a guy fall off his board on the sidewalk then for it to shoot off into the road, right under a bus.

leled all the way home.

In all seriousness, is that really you? If so, really nice. Got more?

>be me
>little shit from a village, perhaps 8 or 9 yrs old
>best friend: "yo let's get skateboards!"
>do it
>realize I'm not a Nigger
>meh
>go back to playing football

Hangingoutbehind7-11 is not a sport

>skateboarding all day every summer in my early to mid teens with my friends
>I'll never go back
>I never heelflipped that six set

I recently bought a skateboard again, just to skate to the supermarket on and stuff.

Fuck me I forgot how much of a workout it actually is.

Never forget:

Longboard ist wrong board.

It was funny when Skateboarders and BMXers would always get in fights at my skatepark but when rollerbladers turned up both groups just laughed at them like the fags they are.

yep thats me m8, found another clip, I do have a fuckton more but it's buried on a harddrive somewhere

this is early days stuff from - youtube.com/channel/UC4881GHWyfaH60LPh7UXVAQ

we carried on a few more years after that but fuck knows where the footage is I didn't really have anything to do with filming or editing

saddest thing of all is the area in this webm was our skate paradise but it's all gone now thanks to the pesky bureaucrats

>tfw snapped my deck kickflipping southbank and quit skating before I went back there again

I'll never get that one back

Was this for a skate shop video or something?

Wait this is actually a good question. Are there many black people in Japan? With my American dollars can I get a gundam?

nah just a few m8s and a camera

Dropped out of school
Started skateboarding

>two years ago there would be 100 replies with variations of "stonerplank is not a sport"
>op would eventually commit suicide

oh how Reddit this place has become

I know they have one in their olympic relay team

it's okay pal, you can join in.

>Used to skateboard
>Got old enough to drive
>Stopped skateboarding

t. lard ass who couldn't fs shuv off a kerb

This. Take your teen angst dude weed thread to /asp/

its in the olympics

so its now officially a sport

rekt

>7th grade
>move to California
>buy Big 5 brand skateboard (awful quality)
>branded a poser
>can't ollie or any other neat trick
>fuck it, skateboard is now a street luge
>have way more fun lying on board going down steep hills and racing friends

Fuck skateboarding.

>tfw Shane O'Neill bolts a nollie big inward heelflip down the big set with his final trick to take gold at the expense of Nyjah Huston

I'm not a degenerate so I've never been skateboarding.

>DUDEWEEDLMAO IS NOT A SPORT

>Be 9
>Try skateboarding for first time
>Halfway down hill I realize I have no idea how to stop
>Crash into a car and break my arm

incubuslistening is not a sport

>incubuslistening
Lmfao nice, nice

Once me and a friend got beaten up infront of a DIY store.

Linkin Plank is not a sport

>be 14
>skateboarding with childhood friend
>kick flip huge gap we've been trying since much younger
>friend didn't see first time so show him again
>catch the lip of gap and slam head with no helmet right on cement
>blackout.exe
>wake up to washing blood off face with a hose
>never really skateboard again after

Miss those glory days though

>see hot girl
>skate by all ghetto steeze
>knock my teeth out on a hydrant popping onto the curb
>hear a giggle
>get up and run leaving skateboard and shoe
>hide behind fence and stuff shirt in mouth to stop bleeding
>lady comes out of House takes one look at me covered in blood one shoe no shirt and screams and goes back inside
>cops pull me over while walking home
>ask me if I need a ride
>sure
>wtfwherearewegoing.jpg
>drop me off on the other side of the city and say they don't wanna see me in that part of the city ever again
>mfw 3 hour walk home

mom pick me up at 8 isn't a sport

> get back into skating after years off
> routine board slide at the park
> board kicks out
> entire body weight comes down on the end of the pipe right on my tailbone
> hematoma the size of a fucking watermelon that lasted for years after

Never skated again ; _ ;

Just because you're shit at it doesn't mean it isn't a sport

>American Tour de France wins: 3 (three) - Greg LeMond x3
>British Tour de France wins: 4 (four) - Bradley Wiggins x1, Chris Froome x3

Kek stay mad

>break arm
>requires surgery
>arms all fucked up now