guys i think i managed to do something. hold up
>Be me
>17
>get bright idea of making fire proof chickens
>chickens that just won't get on fire no matter what
>go to abandoned factory in the woods
>takes a while to get there, but is hidden enough
>in there i put a small coop that holds 8 chickens
>dug a pit in the middle of the floor, this is where the burning happens.
continue?
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>continue?
No.
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Go on
more pls
I was asking the adults not you.
>start a bit too fast
>all chickens died in a week
>fuck man the chickens are costly
>must make my own
>go to local farm
>buy the meanest, most alpha rooster there
>literally no other rooster could defeat this black chicken
>put him in a special coop with four other hens
>I can hear the hen's screams while they are getting raped by giga rooster
>Soon enough I got a load of eggs
>just like real life
>Did you drag the coop?
Fireproof chickens is a decent premise, but I can already tell this story sucks.
>17
Mods why are you allowing these underage fucks to post here? Do your fucking jobs already.
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Dude I wasted 30 years of my life raising these fireproof chickens. Was totally worth it
>Eggs hatch
>I can't believe I wasted months raising chickens that are going to die
>Decide to go small
>pit two chickens together
>throw a match in there
>One didn't even last a minute
>the other survived
>this is working
>Try this for a few months
>a year later i got a chicken that can withstand a small fire
>I wasted a year just to get a fireproof chicken
>get a bright idea
losgt
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did dragon.?
Fucking write more or GTFO faggot
>chickens ended up becoming too powerfull so i shot them
>end
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>what if i release these mutants to the world
>i would be the only one with cookable chickens
>do some research first
>don't want normalfags stealing my idea
>find that anti fire is the dominant gene
>most of the time the chicks turn out as fire proof
>The unlucky ones get cooked alive in the pit
>1.5 years later
>the chickens can survive a fire for 3 minutes
Fuck me, I lost quints
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>I gave up 2.5 years of my life genetically engineering fire proof chickens
>spend more time with chickens than with family
>people started noticing
>heard rumors saying that a group of people are planning to follow me tomorrow
>can't risk detection
>Tell my parents that i want to move out
>that i was looking for apartments the whole time
>they believed it
>later check craigslist
>someone is selling a small house with a huge basement for $550
>perfect
>hit him up and offer extra
>rent a truck from somewhere nearby to move my chickens
>this will be our new home
>open the door
>get on the floor...
Funniest thing on cuckchan for months.
No i won't. because i love you guys
>set up new HQ
>make it look like its abandoned or something
>wood boards hammered on the outside
>windows barred and broken
>even put a fake notice warning people of a "disease" infestation
>but inside...
>fluorescent lights in the basement
>enough space to hold 40 chickens
>divided into three sections
>the pit, the nursery + breeding grounds, and the facebook zone
>the pit is now even larger, with enough space to hold three chickens
>the nursery is where the giga rooster rapes the hens.
>also put in there a large coop specifically made to store eggs efficiently
>the facebook zone is where the normal fag chickens live
>basically made to feed me and keep me alive
>setting this up took 6 months and lots of money
k guys im going to sleep, stay tuned for tommorow
Lurkan
Fucking fire proof chickens. What the fuck are you on about?
There's people out there making cures for cancer and here you are making fucking a fucking food source fireproof. Never change Sup Forums.
>small house for $550
Where do you live I want in
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>giga rooster
my sides
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amazing
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BULLSHIT ARTIST
we need more
this story is lit...... ayyyyyyyy
give us more