If you were a paid actor, what would you do with your first paycheck?

If you were a paid actor, what would you do with your first paycheck?

hot
meal

Buy a real house.
Second paycheck is a real car.

2 chicks at the same time

Buy a bunch of guns and a bomb shelter and hire a bunch of Mexicans to teach me to farm and tend my gardens

prostitute

Buy a nice NOS vintage steel bicycle frame

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this

a hot dinner

Kill that nigger and whoever forced your nigger meme.

Now I have to see that dumb niggers stupid face everywhere.

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MEAL

NICE AND HOT

Pay something for my parents, I guess.
And invite a cute girl for a drink.

But first [spoilet]a hot dinner.[/spoiler]

I dnont get it

when will they learn?

Make chocolate pudding the United States of America's national dessert!

MEAL

NICE AND HOT

L-O-L
you said nigger!

kinda depends on the size of the check doesnt it?

Hot meal

calm down faggot. take that whiny shit back to stormfront.

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Depends on the salary. Regular Hollywood actor salary ? The first thing I'd do with my first paycheck is retire.

Me? I'd serve crab legs.

pay my mums bills then get drunk

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