Look Gary! Soap! Don't drop em, you might get raped in the ass!

> Look Gary! Soap! Don't drop em, you might get raped in the ass!

This is a children's show???

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>You smell that, Mister Squidward? That smell...that smelly smell...that smells like...
>NIGGERS

How did Hillenburg get away with this?

> You gotta BE the world trade center

Hillen(((burg)))

I CALL THIS ONE, DEAD JEWS

Jesus Christ

Kek

> niggertodes are people too, HAHAHA

What the fuck

>S..SPONGE BOB... I'M GONNA C-CUM!!

wtf!!! That Squidward's Ghost episode was kinky as hell

Holy shit

>"You like prostate stimulation... Don't you Squidward"

Honka honka

These are better than the spider man ones

Are you sure this happened? I can't remember ANY OF THAT

>The sounds of hundreds of fish dying in the initial crash as elevators stopped working and jet fuel proceeded to light up the lobby

That scene was a little too intense.

>I FUCK YOU, HEART MAN!!

jesus christ i know its a kid show but they cant explain this
youtube.com/watch?v=bHRoqbz1wxg

>"Spongebob, allow me to introduce you to my new waifu figure. We have a loving relationship."

This was a frightening episode.

Holy shit

lmao what the fuck nickelodeon

plankton did say life's an endless succession of failures and disappointment.

You would think it's easier to order a burger "to go" and be done with the whole ordeal

>Squidward: You mean you've never heard the story of the... hash-smoking nigger?
>SpongeBob: The welfare wringing... the trash eating... phone theater ringing... drug dealing, cash stealing, the the race baiting...
>Squidward: Yes.

How was Spongebob so woke?

>I COMMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HIV POSITIVE BLOOD TO BE REALLY REALLY INFECTIOUS

Playing this on repeat in Africa was real cutting edge, Nick.

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>I'm Goldberg, I'm Goldberg, I'm Goldberg Goldberg Goldberg

Oy gevalt!

>Hi, do you deliver to the projects?
>WE DON'T SERVE NIGGERS

Kids watch this?????

>all the cursing and racism in this episode

How did Nick get away with it?

This episode shocked me

>YAA HAR, DEM FUCKIN KIKES EH? *FIVE MINUTE VULGAR RANT ENSUES*

Christmas is a fun holiday, Patchy Pete, but I don't think such excessive violence is necessary just because some people choose not to celebrate it.

Ok seriously. Remember the episode where Mr Krabs is having a midlife crisis and SpongeBob and Patrick take him to places? I swear he says "Any porn in this joint?!" Or something when they're at a laundromat or something
>>Hi, do you deliver to the projects?
>>WE DON'T SERVE NIGGERS
>Kids watch this?????

>Patrick what am I
>uhhh stupid?
>No I am a nigger
>What's the difference?
Fucking christ. Why make spongebob look like Texas and then throw a curveball like that

Anyone else have to hide their boner from their friends when watching Squidward's BBW fetish episode?

Wtf. Spongebob was never aired where I live, but I seen some episodes when on holiday and i can't imagen this actually being on the show.
If so, I understand why they don't air it here. Wtf, this is more fucked up than South Park

>WHICH ONE OF YOU FELLARS IS THE REAL TRAYVON MARTIN
Jesus christ.

Jet fuel can't melt coral beams, it was a controlled demolition designed to get us into a war, Plank bin-toni was set up, wake up people, you're being manipulated.

Everything they posted is true. The producers were some of the most far-right leaning in all of nickelodeon, and would hide this stuff in to indoctrinate children.

Oh yeah, it's unbelievable that some of this shit would even be on TV at all let alone on kid's TV. Consider yourself lucky that your country received the clean version.

How did they get away with this? my.mixtape.moe/udieph.webm

>"There's no buts in war! There are no rules, history is written by not who was right but who was left. You gotta do whatever it takes to win."
>"Like in Vietnam. You see private the Vietnam war wasn't just a war of military might, it was also a war of the minds. You had to break your opponent mentally and physically. I'll tell you what son Charlie was tough. But we had our ways of breakin' 'em."
>"You see the Vietcong would move their loved ones out of combat zones away from the fighting where they thought it was safe in their secluded villages. But it wasn't that hard to find them. We would send a platoon of our most fucked up degenerates to go into the villages at night while charlie was out in field waitin' for us. We round'em up and have our way with the women and children. we do the kids first and make the parents watch. A little treat for a nice moral boost, call it spoils of war if you want. Then once we had our fill we leave a handful of survivors and wait."
>"Eventually Charlie would come back home for a little R&R, only to find death and despair waiting for them. Then at night we would play the recording throughout the jungle of their recently deceased loved ones screaming for help while we raped them. Because the gooks were superstitious and believed that it was their ghosts crying out for them and it was their fault that they couldn't save them. That's what it takes to win a war son."

How did this show stay on for so long with shit like this.

>"Just as the night rises against the day, the light and dark are in eternal conflict. So too, is the subhuman the greatest enemy of the dominant species on earth, mankind. The subhuman is a biological creature, crafted by nature, which has hands, legs, eyes and mouth, even the semblance of a brain. Nevertheless, this terrible creature is only a partial human being.
>Although it has features similar to a human, the subhuman is lower on the spiritual and psychological scale than any animal. Inside of this creature lies wild and unrestrained passions: an incessant need to destroy, filled with the most primitive desires, chaos and cold-hearted villainy.
>A subhuman and nothing more!
>Not all of those who appear human are in fact so. Woe to him who forgets it!
>Mulattoes and Finn-Asian barbarians,Gipsies and black skin savages all make up this modern underworld of subhumans that is always headed by the appearance of the eternal Jew.

Ok, I get that most children would pass this off as "fancy words for smart library men" but come on. With the lid on Nazi Germany's rhetoric kept so tightly sealed after the war it seems rather dastardly to just put it in a children's cartoon like that.

did he actually say this?

Yes.The rest of the dream sequences in that episode were pretty innocent though.

>You aren't a fucking woman, Spongebob. You're a disgusting freakshow who chopped his own cock off. You degenerates make me sick, I wish Hitler had gassed you all. I didn't fight in WW2 and lose my friends so you could act like a fucking faggot. Now take that shit off before I beat your ass.

imdb trivia says that the original cut of this scene was five minutes long because the voice actor just wouldn't stop yelling.

This is amazing.

>NIGGER! A FUCKING NIGGER! MY WIFE FUCKED A FUCKING NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! SHE SHAT OUT A NIGGER! NIGGERS! NIGGERS! FUCKING NIGGERS! CARL YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU FUCKED MY WIFE! I'M GOING TO LYNCH YOU AND YOUR NIGGER SON YOU FUCKING NIGGER!

I still say that Simpsons is worse. Spongebob may have been edgier but it's a symptom of Raimi being given the Simpsons at the end of the day.

You thought Plankton's dream of killing anchovies en masse in his ConcentraChum Camp and Mr. Krabs' dream of owning a seaweed plantation crawling with black fin tuna slaves were "innocent"?
You sick bastard.

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Jesus christ I dont know why they still let Raimi guest-direct these things

BUMP

The show really went to shit after Sam Raimi left, it used to be ocean kino.

> LISTEN HERE YOU HOOKED NOSE RAT FACED KIKE, THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED GOT IT? STOP IT WITH THE MUH 6 MILLION ALREADY FUCKING A, OH AND BY THE WAY CURLY HAIR FUCK, MUSSOLINI DID NOTHING WRONG YA HERE?

Jesus CHRIST pre 9/11 was such a different time

4/10 thread. Almost a good use of Raimi posting.

10/10 thread lads

>By all that is holy... I thought we killed that lot of ye off in the Reich! I guess it's true then! The Jew IS eternal!
>Well your mortal benefactors have not broken me spirit yet! And don't let me old age fool you, these claws ain't just fer operatin' the ovens!
>Come, test me. Test me Aryan strength. I've killed lots of ya before, and I'll do it again! DIE, JEWS!!!!!!


At least it was kino.

KEK

>THIS IS NOTHING BUT CULTURAL MARXIST KIKE KEK PROPOGANDA FROM A BBC-LOVING MUDSHARK! IT'S WOMEN LIKE YOU THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR MEN LEAVING US FOR GOOKS!

Bravo, Raimi.

This Fuckin thread

ha ha it's funny because nigger is a bad word

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Band Geeks
Chocolate with Nuts
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Krusty Krab Training Video

What about the one with the magic conch

Or the one where they deliver a pizza?

Merely spongecinema, not spongekino

What about Arrgh! and Shanghaied?

What about when Patrick gets a job at the KK

Or the ep when they work the night shift

Or the first one where he feeds the nemotodes?

I agree

That recipe remix by dr dre was great in that remastered episode

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This is the best meme to come out of this shithole in years

It was a different time back then

11/10

The magic conch episode was genuinely unsettling to me as a kid, especially the ending where they didn't escape

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Sponge?

Why is he so green in this pic?

>It aint hoopla plays

What happened to Squidward, here?

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laughed so hard I threw up a little.

FUKKEN DED

>Oh, no. I've seen this on Daily Stormer. You ghoulish heebs hold me down and take turns nibbling at my savings. Then you eat my wallet and leave my economy for the Chinese!

My favorite episodes were definitely the ones produced by guest writers.

I know a shill is behind this but it's funny.

Is this the official point where they jumped the shark?

Disturbingly accurate.

how do I save a thread?

LOL

>*bubble pops*
>patrick you're a pink fucking degenerate and it's a miracle you haven't been rounded up and shot in the back of the head like the rest of your kind
I'm shocked squidward went to such lengths to corrupt spongebobs bubble message

Hey beddit

JUST

Bump

Can the thread live on?

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I'm glad I found this thread desu, sides in low-Earth orbit

bump

still alive

>The welfare wringing... the trash eating... phone theater ringing... drug dealing, cash stealing, the the race baiting...

>"Look, Gary!" Spongebob exclaimed, excitedly, "This is the only remains I have of my grandparents from Treblinka!"

Ban this sick fucking filth.

The original edit was bad enough tbqh.