When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

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never

Infinity

going to lose my virginity tomorrow in a MFF threesome tomorrow, both girls are extremely fucking hot

wish me luck

you do know you are on Sup Forums right?

I want to say april

You stop giving a fuck eventually, don't worry kids.

I know this one guy. Fucker is 18 and has never been laid. LOL can you imagine that shit?

About 18 hours ago, it was meh

Been about a month. I've been jacking off 1-2 day for the past 2 weeks.

What a waste of a 3some. You're going to last 15 seconds.

I think it was May.

>of 2015.

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Here's a pic of them

I waited until i was 18 and with who i thought was the right person.

I definitely regret doing that shit

tomorrow for sure.

Last Thursday I think, my wife and I work too much.

About 2 years. It's fun and all but I really don't give a fuck about it.

Imagine how disappointed some of those Christians must be.

I know that fucking feel bro.

I know

That fucking

Feel

Bro

nah i prepared for this shit.
tomorrow morning i will masturbate and take dick pills, then its go time.

This morning. Asian. Nice.

28 years ago. I'm asexual and aromantic, but I'm old enough that in my day, no one really talked about asexuality or Queer Theory so I had no idea what I was. I just thought I was a freak. So I went through the motions of having girlfriends just to hide my complete lack of interest.

Fortunately, I had a girlfriend who really got off on humiliation so I didn't have to actually fuck her. If I tied her up and completely ignored her, folding my laundry on top of her like a table or resting my feet on her while I watched television, it totally got her wet.

Two days. Love having a wife that actually enjoys sex. Kids kinda put a damper on the fun stuff but we still good.

W/ my Serbian+Peruvian sexy gf 2 weeks ago. We live about 4 hours away from each other and 2 hours during the school year.

>When's the last time you had sex?

A couple hours ago.

With someone else? A couple years ago.

It's been about a week but I got some killer head yesterday

Viagra or Cialis?

You better take one in advance so that you know what you're dealing with if you've never taken them before. I can just tell you that Viagra gives me a splitting headache.

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This morning

1 hour ago with the wife

like 3 years ago when my gf left.

uhg.

A few weeks ago by another "user/liar"

I'm not even sure. Sometime in the last week. Life's been a blur recently.

> wife

Doesn't count

About a month ago

I'm fucking right now.

Anyone else not rate head?

Don't get me wrong I wont turn it away, but I have been with quite a few chicks and I just haven't enjoyed getting a blow job as much as other dudes seem to like it. Chicks always seem to pull my foreskin down to far or just do it wrong - I would almost rather just jerk of instead.

With a woman: 3 years ago.
With a man: A month maybe.

January feels bad man

Why doesn't it count? Still has a pussy and loves to fuck....

Never. Kissless handheldless lookless virgin here

Literally ten minutes ago.

The fuck is lookless supposed to mean?

A couple of months ago with a 16 year old, it feels good to live in a country where its perfectly fine to fuck 16 year olds!

Couple hours ago

No female human has ever made eye contact with me. Even my dog sometimes looks away

Kill yourself

30 minutes ago

Same

Over a year ago.. Wife was pregger and I'm good with beating my own meat

elephant trunks are no fun for BJs. that's probably why

2 years and 3 months ago

Because she has to do it. It's the law. But Alright then, it counts.

Fucked a girl yesterday and blew some cocks today

About a week ago. Wife and I are seperated but we have friends with benefits agreement.

Hows not being able to feel your mutilated donger little jew?

let me translate that for you

>wife is finally being satisfied but still pities me

"It's all said and done and my cocks been sucked"
iktf
youtu.be/ZyDcktys9EU?t=1m17s

Friends sister is an escort in my city. She gulped down two big loads last Thursday. Shit was cash.

What is the Problem
I want to see your face

5 years ago

Since I broke up with my ex, about 10 months ago.

Yesterday, for the first time with a dude
AMA

almost 3 years. it was bad even when she was hot. I had better orgasms fapping to loli or bestiality or something fucked up.

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6 days ago
now I need to stop fapping so i can fuck again soon

Last night

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

A week ago with pic related.. my "daughter" who is in reality only about half a decade younger than me.

great but more male parts than girls.

any of her butthole?

May 1, 2004

Have fun getting there and not being able to get it up at all because you're nervous and already jerked off lmao

in about an hour

wat

I don't think I'm really so ugly, i don't get it myself. I will not show my face because I am scared of reprisal

jesus. moar?

Bush was president... not "W".

Role play... like larping but for people that actually have sex.

Okay

More please. Can I see her milk sacks? Any prego pix?

>milk sacks
>prego pix

1997. Women once found me desirable and competed for my attention. Then less and less often, and suddenly nothing. And I didn't get fat, and I didn't run out of money, and I didn't lose my hair, and there's no real reason except that woman just don't notice me at all anymore. It's fucking terrible.

At about 8:30pm, 1998

you probably look outdated and out of style
maybe youre missing a haircut or heres a hint
maybe your personality sucks.

A month ago with a Dutch prostitute. Wasn't as great as I thought it'd be. Greatly preferred sex with previous girlfriends because mutual interest makes for better enjoyment. She had nice skin / breasts though.

Like 2 weekends ago, but she wore a strapon so idk if that counts in this thread

There's a reason, you just aren't aware of it or won't admit it to yourself.

Somewhere around 9 years ago.

like 3 years. sex is overrated unless you're married which i don't want till im like 30

Makes sense. Kind of like how my parents taught me to drive by dropping me in the middle of the Indy 500.

An hour and a half ago.

Last week:p

Penetration was last in October 2016, bj/dry humping a little over a month ago

I'll let you know when I have sex for the first time.

31 now so its bound to happen any day now.

R-right?

About 2 months ago. Fml.

And maybe you're a twat, he said that he used to get pussy and suddenly he stopped, didn't indicate anything about any kind of personality shift. I'm guessing that he lost out to some dickwad once and it shattered his confidence.

having sex is degenerate bullshit honestly

Sorry you cant get laid.

You're right but sex is still pretty much degenerate

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