How do you get a cute girlfriend?

How do you get a cute girlfriend?

get rich

honestly I dont know

/thread

Bambambamm

1. don't be hideous
2. have money

Have game.

One tip that none of you will ever use; go talk to her.

Is that your gf

You go to the girlfriend warehouse and pick something in your price range.
Don't skimp out on the warranty.

Yes

...

Don't put them on a pedestal just because they're cute.

pay her price

>Being handsome
or
>Having a lot of money

it's not that hard, theoretically
>have some kind of gainful employment
>have own place
>not be a complete socially inept retard

...

Go to a bar. Something classly, dimly lit. Make sure you've showered, groomed yourself thoroughly, and dressed snappily.

Order something single malt. Glance about the room, and make brief eye contact with the object of your desire. Let a fleeting, playful smile play across your face. After a few minutes, exchange another glance, and approach.

Start up a light conversation. Be interested, but not overwhelmingly so. Appear mildly distracted, aloof, and when she starts to feel like your attention is drifting, re-engage with a witticism that proves you've been listening.

She'll smile, you smile, and when she drops her guard, club her over the head with the cudgel you've had hidden up your sleeve, grab her by the hair, and drag her from the establishment back to your cave.

Boom. Cute girlfriend.

clever

cute girls don't go for beta-freaks on Sup Forums.

The same way you get an ugly one.

You don't need number one if you have number two