Can you imagine never having been alone?

Can you imagine never having been alone?

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can you imagine if one head died?

>one head died?

may I call you Stencio Naguira Buscasquez?

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the blowjobs must be amazing. if one gets tired, the other can take over.

id be nervous sticking my dick in the right ones mouth

Can you imagine having to smell your twin's shit every morning?

don't they share the same butthole and vagine?

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yeah but come on, while one is sucking your dick, you can make the other one call her all sorts of dirty names and then they can switch. plus you get to nut on BOTH faces. i wonder if one prefers to swallow while the other prefers to spit?

I'd love to fuck that creature. I could finally say I had that threesome I always wanted to have.

do they mix up food consumption?

lol

They are two different people in one body, each had has its own mind/beliefs/thoughts.

the only time when it's okay to finger your sister

Do they get to vote as one person? Or can one vote Republican and the other vote Democrat?

kill them with fire

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thats not true, i can think of at least a dozen different times its ok to finger your sister!

I'd bang them. They're school teachers now

that works out for them. one can be teaching and the other can keep an eye on the class for students who arent paying attention. but do you have to bring them apples? or just one?

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They can't both vote for the same party?

Someone needs to offer them a lot of money to do porn.

The world needs to see this.

So many questions arise from this.

Do they each have different cell phones? Or do they share the same one?

They have two stomachs, so do they both have to poop at the same time? Or does one go and the next one has to go half an hour later.

Does one head get pissed off about this and say "I JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM, WHY DIDN'T YOU GO THEN??!?!"

So many questions...

When they drive and talk to each other, is that distracted driving? Does one head get in the way of the other head when looking for traffic at a stop sign?

Does one head bitch at the other for getting in the way? Does the other head tell the bitchy on to shut the fuck up?

>1 small intestine
>1 large intestine
>1 bladder
Does that answer your question, idiot?

Does one head want to check voicemails? Does the other want to go to Chipotle for lunch instead of Taco Bell?

Does one tell the other to stop eating so much Chipotle because it's turning both of them into a fatass?

If one gets really drunk do they both?

When they masturbate, who orgasms?

They only have two arms. How do they play FIFA against each other?

There is video of them driving if you wanna look for it. It was part of a news feature story some years back. I think they had to get two driver licenses or something.

Having never been alone is better than me, having never not been alone.

Yes and both

Better question would be do they have any different personalities? Always together...

they should make 2 clones, and then put their brains in the new bodies

Her right or mine?

Who's name is on the drivers license? Both of them?

So many questions.

I wonder which one would feel anal...

They'd probably both bitch about how it hurts. That would be super annoying.

If you punch one in the face, would the other one feel pain?

whens the worlds first qp video gonna drop

If you chop off your left arm, does the right one hurt?

If I fuck you mom, will you have a little brother?

>2 stomachs

do they both eat a normal amount and take huge shits??

Just fuck the neck crevice while pressing the heads together.

Do you think they kiss each other when they masturbate?
If one of them starts thinking dirty thoughts, do they both get horny or is the other one just like "Hey why is our vag wet?"
What's the tit situation like? 4 tits total? One malformed one in the middle? Just 1 tit on each side?
I remember reading that each of them controls one side of the body. Do they grab each others' tits and feel each other up?
Does one like it rough and the other like it gentle? Could one be crying and begging to stop while the other one's loving it, but the first just orgasms anyway?

kek

Then they have to look at each other when they take dumps. I wonder if they comment on the dumps they take. Also who gets to touch the pussy? Maybe they split it up. Ok the boobs are mine but the ass is yours. Ok seems fair.

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do both of them get drunk if one drinks, who gets drunk faster, who owns whos kidneys, how great is their head game, does one guy get to fuck both of them, if so who feels what, Is it rape since one girl doesnt want it but the other does, can one drive while the other one looks at their phone, is it technicly masturbating if the other half of your body does it for you.

Please tell me this is real. PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL.

She doesn't have a uterus

can one die and the other one be alive? kek

unfortunately not

how do they make babies, do both get horny or does only one of them.

this has been posted for years the head in the back is obvious shop

All of my this.

Interesting article about these two headed bitches.

thefrisky.com/2012-10-25/finally-an-answer-about-abby-brittanys-sex-life/

What if one of them became an alcoholic and the other one hated being drunk?

Eh, first time seeing it I guess.

>Do you think they kiss each other when they masturbate?
I sure hope so.
>If one of them starts thinking dirty thoughts, do they both get horny or is the other one just like "Hey why is our vag wet?"
Kek

should Sup Forums try and pool effort for conjoined twin sex vid

When one of them has the meat sweats and the other one doesn't.

Apparently these two headed bitches are "engaged".

Lucky guy? Or no?

Not for very long.

I bet they cheated on all the tests they ever took in school. That would be awesome.

Fuck yeah lucky guy. Sauce on engagement?

would it need 2 hats or one really big hat?

Oh God, yes!

its ok bby

Double periods

If one eats a bunch of beans and cabbage and the other doesn't....does one head bitch at the other head for making both of them fart so much?

What if one commits a murder while the other tried to stop it? Would the innocent one end up in jail because of the guilty?

they probably sit around and discuss how wonderful their ass smells

What about careers? I know they are both teachers but what if one decided it wasn't for them and wanted to do something else with their life?

If one head got mad and killed the other head, is it murder or suicide?

itd literally be both

I wonder if either feel responsible for being a nuisance to the other.
Like does Lefty feel like she's the reason Right is a deformed monster? It almost looks like Lefty is just tacked on to a normal grill.

Kill the heretic

who controls the legs?!

That seems like it would be incredibly distracting to the learning environment.
Also, do they get two salaries even though they only teach one class?

Plus, she can't talk to somebody else about it or write in a diary without Right seeing.
She can't even kill herself.

I bet they interrupt the fuck outta each other. That would be so annoying if I were a student.

GoFuckMe?

No

What if they had been born with their heads facing front and back - instead of both front? Man that would be some fukkd up shit.

I would have actually watched their show on TLC if that were the case. That would have been hilarious.

do you think they read each other's texts?

What would happen if they had a kid? Would it also be two-headed?

four-headed

How rekt do you think their mother's vag is after passing those heads and shoulders thru?

Does double pussies make a quad?

nice

Also, is it rape if one consents but the other refuses?

That could be kinda hot.

Why would they need a boyfriend. They know each other more than anybody. They probably flip coins and take turns masturbating with dildos and really enjoy themselves.

I think a court would have a hard time with this one.

Is that gay of them?

Her sister would be a rape co-conspirator.

Flip a coin.