i'm one of em unfortunate fucks who ended up with an inflation fetish and i'm trying not to die here. so basically I'm planning on filling myself with vast amounts of water via a shower hose, then keeping it in for about 20-45 minutes while I jack off with it all in me with the use of a buttplug. however, I know that all that water in me could cause some dehydration/water intoxication - and I don't want that to happen. the one workaround I've thought is taking this big turkeybaster type thing (like a douche) and filling it with saline solution (salt and hot water) - would the sodium cancel out any chances of water intoxication? would I be safe? not expecting any of y'all to be scientists here, but i'd like to hear the general opinion here
William Adams
wat
Leo Murphy
It is NOT safe to drink large amounts of salt water, there's a reason people die of thirst while lost at sea. Also kys
Asher Sanders
Fucking go outside you basement dwelling fuck.
Blake Barnes
you're just gonna puke it all out before you're able to cum
Julian Rogers
Water can't kill you. We all drink it every day. Just make sure to urinate often enough. Now, go right on ahead and make your dreams reality!
Daniel Clark
I neglected to mention i'm doing this anally
Adam Lewis
This fetish is bad and you should feel bad.
replace it with a new fetish, cut it cold turkey, or kill yourself. there are no other options.
Bentley Carter
I do sometimes wonder if you could get a salinity mix that would balance itself. Anyone here a chemist/biologist that would know?
Adrian Morris
yeah theres like a salt water mix dude google it
Anthony White
god knows i've fuckin tried man. i've been dealing with this shit since I started puberty. honestly man fuck tim burton. this is the only thing I can get off to these days
but thats not what i'm here about today
Christopher Wright
Doesn't matter the salt would still get absorbed into your system. you can rectally ingest things like alcohol and heroin it gets absorbed into your body faster
Hunter Butler
You ain't gonna hold it brah I tries and poo water was ervywer that buttplug just be actin like a bullet dude you gonna put some ones eye out but fire hosing that poo juice out your turd tube while you cum on the toilet is swank yo dig it you be fresh as winter snow when it ends best way is do both ya gotta drink then shove it up ya bum man get da double eeffect there then ya.
Camden Bell
I was able to hold it in with only a sharpie before, dude - albeit I was clenching pretty hard and had been jerkin it for like 20 minutes beforehand
Christopher Young
About 5 litres of water is enough to kill someone, I would suggest not trying this. Salt water will only make it worse.
Nicholas Lee
How do i get a belly like this permanently?
Brody Cooper
jesus how old are you? puberty? how long has this shit been a thing??
just stop jacking off, wait till you're so horny any little breeze will get you hard. and then just watch some normal porn. maybe some lesbian bitches.
it's how i got myself off traps.
Brayden Brown
Drink alot of milk. I drink a gallon a day at least
Wyatt Phillips
Fucking disgusting.
Jeremiah Young
op here. you were sorta right. my butt couldn't clench for so long - water kept spilling out - I ran to the bathroom and sson as I pulled it out I just sorta exploded. ah well, guess i'll try doing my kegels and see if I can get better at clenching
Anthony Cox
Doctorfag here:
Consuming water in excess causes hyponatremia (to little Na = salt) that results in various fatal outcomes including your heart stops beating.
Just imagine it and beat off like the rest of us with unrealistic fetishes.
I just had a patient die on ICU from drinking too much water.
...On the other hand. If you stilll go ahead, you're just removing yourself from the gene pool so- either way.
