S/fur split between yourself

s/fur split between yourself

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's l, one with cheese, and a large soda.

his name was always BS
smoke, like smoke and mirrors (or smoke up your ass)

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it is illegal to pull out of your furry female companion

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meh

Nice evasion, m8
0/10

Are you fucking retarded?

itt never pulling out

Compared to you, nah.

Aren't you a high school dropout?

I'm not Dash

LMAO

DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CANNOT PULL OUT EVER AND IMPREGNATE YOUR FURRY FEMALE COMPANION??

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That wasn't a joke

If plot is involved, you can.

>all this drama

>That wasn't a joke

I know, he's the joke

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>lesbian trapped in a man's body
>couldn't hold a relationship for more than a month, ignored advice
>thinks he's cute

Compared to you, he's less of a joke. You're like the Carlos Mencia of them.

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never pull out, ever. Always cum inside that fertile womb

GIVE UP THE SAUCE AND YOU BETTER NOT BE HOLDING ANY DUBS

>thinks he's cute

The fuck

This, breed that bitch like tomorrow.

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bardju
looks like that image was cut

You keep going on how "you're cute", acting all effeminate as hell for attention. I've seen fuck boys and acne covered fags around my area that look more cuter than your ass will ever be.
Even if I was drunk, I wouldn't even try to fuck you.

The fuck, am not cute. I mean

Are you a skinhead now?

Exactly, you look like a generic west coast-midwest mexicunt hybrid, the kind with the perma resting bitch face.

Well, he's not white

is the rumor true
are you a highschool drop out
i cant remember if we already talked about this

Not much of a rumor if he admitted it

Curb stomping niggers and shooting beaners that dare touch my lawn

test v_v

If you touch your own lawn, would you an hero?

I ain't no beaner

ok so I somehow lost my trip, but whatever....

I am trying to quell the rumor

Is that an anthro sloth?
I've never seen that before, but the concept has some funny ramifications.

You sure about that, HECTOR?

Well, he did talk about it last year

At least it's back

double test, Its back but I donno how it changed in the first place, I was using the exact same seed

ah, ok, whatever

Yeah, here's a picture of my jewish grandma

That feel when you get out of the shower/bath...

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Yep. I fail at everything.

>

Yee.

Jewish too, huh?

Indeed

k

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>Jewish too, huh?
Hey man, Hitler is my idol

>a highschool drop out
so am I, don't mean shit

I'm going to get in soon. Showers are great.

Why do you ask?

Hey, Arty.

You're a juden. You are scum to his eyes.

Hi dashy

>I'm going to get in soon. Showers are great.
I'm going to get in soon. Showers are hot.
Fixed that for you. Wait, Now I am imagining you in the shower, now look what you have done!

I'll do anything for him

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Nah, but i''m not mexican, I'm spanish/jewish though

>I'll do anything for him
Fag

Yes

How's it going?

I'm not complaining.

I was I wasn't Dash.

>"spanish"

Wish

You do realize there's a difference, right?

I got a new car yesterday so I'm pretty happy about that
How're you? Usual dash?

All this talk of showers, the real question is whether you use dildos or not

Yeah, and you sure as fuck aren't. Your name is Hector, you live in Texas, and you look Mexican as can be. Yeah, "Spanish".

Nice. What kind?
Meh. I'm alright.

Is that really a question?

Alright what ever floats your boat

Well have fun in the shower then ;)

Good night everyone, 6am comes far to early v_v;

>Texas
Oh boy, imma have fun with this sumbitch

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08 Subaru Outback

Dude, I'm going to take a shower, but I don't know if I'm in the mood for dildos, or even fapping for that matter

>Alright what ever floats your boat
>goat

Nighty night, Shiarrael

Give me your area code boi

Thanks.

Sleep well, Shia.

Kick his ass for me.

Nice.

I always do, just because. It's fun.

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777EatDicks

Will do >:)

I'll kick his ass followed by you if I can find you

>it's fun
cleaning ain't though

Pussy

I will fucking gut you and choke you with your intestines if you so much as step foot on my property.

Eh, I just get over it. I always clean.

Nigger, find me then. Can't touch me.

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As if you could, you manlet

Meet me in tyler texas fuckboi

who is this dick ass 12 yo user?

but, eugh, sometimes I just don't dude, it's bad

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>tyler texas
Nah, you meet me in SanAn

Hector

>Two hour drive
Easy. Where do you want to meet up faggot

You're fucking retarded, that makes it easier for me.

I can tolerate a lot. I've always had an obsession with being clean. I'm a bit of a germaphobe, and a huge neat freak.

lol internet tough guy
Come try to find me, I hope you like 45ACP

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who the fuck is hector? You guys seem to be playing into his bait

Your aunt's house, once I'm done fuckin her

U srs?

He's the autistic faggot known as Watterson.

crap it didnt work on my laptop, test?

Well, that's a good property as long as you don't take it too far

>but hur dur my 9mm, more boolets

>45ACP

I got a 9mm glock and I ain't no pussy when it comes to hand-to-hand

You scared?

.45 stronk.

Oohhhhh, it's watterson?
nvm then, haha wow, that explains a lot actually