Which do you choose?

You must choose between A) Getting a Dim Mak to the chest by Frank Dux or B) Getting punched square in the jaw by Mike Tyson.

both would kill me, can Tyson just bite my ear off. I don't really need both.

I'll take the pulled punch from the fake character thanks

>You must choose
nigga you can't tell me what to do

Dim Mak, no question.

This

Given that Dim Mak isn't real, I would go with that.


>inb4 muh pressure points muh military

Would you rather be shot at point blank range in the chest with a shotgun, or try to fight Steven Seagal?

shotgun, at least I have a chance

It'd be dead o'clock if I chose the latter, I'll take the shotgun.

Dim Mak to the chest.

I'm a handsome fucker and incredibly shallow so hands off the face. Even if it kills me I'll be a good looking corpse.

Fictional punch from Dux. Guy is at least 70 years old now.

Frank Dux is real person. His claimed exploits might be bullshit, but he is pretty accomplished martial artists.

Define accomplished martial artist. And tell us if you've ever taken a ninjutsu class.

Is that a really Dim Mak? Only due to the palm?

>Define accomplished martial artist.

I'd say the fact that he ran a school is probably enough, but generally more than couple dans makes it.

>And tell us if you've ever taken a ninjutsu class.

No.

Any retard can run a school and if you make the right friends getting those couple of dans is equally easy.

It was even easier when he was actively working on it, there wasn't a whole lot of people to call you on your bullshit in the west.

easiest choice of my life. A.

From what I've heard Frank Dux is full of shit.

Brick no hit back.

Pick one:
A lifetime of happiness with Natalie Hershlag.
Or 17 seconds in the goat tower.

You lose American asshole.

I'll show you a trick or two.

Goat tower, discount Keira Knightley isnt something I'm into

The tower.

Shotgun is a comparatively painless death, and like the user said i'd actually have a chance.

Getting more than couple dans isn't that easy and requires teaching the martial art a lot.

I'm not mudslime so I have pick jewess.

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Top kek?

NO, BOTTOM KEK

What was his fucking problem?

coconuts

YOU ARE NOT JAPANESE!! YOU ARE NOT A TANAKA!!

KUMA TEY
KUMA TEY

I respect your priorities.

This was by far the dumbest fighting style they featured in the movie.