Post your country and this American will tell you exactly what your country is all about

Post your country and this American will tell you exactly what your country is all about

America

The single greatest thing ever, and burgers

UK mate

Belgium

...

Bad teeth, London Bridge, something about an empire

Waffles

Singapore

spot on

Baguettes, men dressed like this, snobbery, Eiffel Tower

Germany

Germany

wrong

its muslims and niggers now

Croatia

You're pretty sure it's in Asia (or South America or something), you're pretty sure it's important, but you're not sure if it's because it's rich or a wartorn shithole

Sweden

"Culturally enriched" sweden is almost a meme now

Mexico

Adolf, intense yelling for no reason, fembois and Muslims

Israel

America is s continent

Never heard of, definitely a shithole

Liveleak

Greece, unfortunately

*a continent

Pretty accurate, pretty much slavs and sheep

Australia

New Zealand

anal sex and bankruptcy

Luxemburg

Thick ass women, Vikings, political faggotry, freezing

Guayana

Sombreros, putas, drugs, tequila

Kikes and people doing the Egyptian walk

No te olvides de los saltamuros y los cagalíquidos

California

A smelly dump with people you can't call white or black, something about democracy and bankruptcy, cool flag

Kangaroos, wallabees, desert, crazy accent, and more kangaroos you gay gay

You mean Australia?

Cancer, cancer, and jews who are also cancer

That's in Africa, right?
Wait, it just looks like west Africa. mb
Shepherding and Lord of the Rings-land.

all spics and faggots

Basically Germany

Nigger central, the most nigger nigs to ever nig

Hungary

god damn...

You mean hunger y?

Hugely built and fat people that yell "yah" like Arnold Schwarzanegger all day

Brazil

do it backwards nigger

hard working people

I'm just thankful it's contained

world leaders in obesity, ignorance, stupidity

Sure, we're craving some Turkey. Also, give us the Czech.

canada

Massive, massive asses on girls that have the power to make you cum just by making eye contact, poverty, shooting and drug videos

america lite

Our little bitchboi that we love, and hockey

turkey

Trailer parks, meth heads, shaven headed SJW lesbian university lecturers, police/school/gang shootings, and an incredibly weird obsession with abortion.

north korea

the only possible answer is best korea

i live here and honestly that is 100% accurate

Scotland

Do me

Russia

rampant masculine insecurity

seems like a country where every man is constantly on the breaking point of coming out of the closet 24/7/365 and fucking the nearest man in the ass

america's conservative wet dream

Very lite. Gun rights are a DLC

Lul, not bad

Really loud ridiculous accent, sheep, those skirts and that one loud song that kind of makes me feel sad for some reason but really, really fuckin annoyed played on those ridiculous instruments, hairy men, greasy and disgusting food preparation for some reason. And fucking grass. Lots and lots of grass.

Are you Scottish ?!
Pretty much.
Missed out the alcoholism.

argentina

Everyone stoically fistfighting each other 24/7 without making a sound, and tracksuits and vodka

irrelevant, and after brexit even more so

SNP is a bunch of dickless faggots

>unfortunately
Mhn to kaneis ayto

I am by blood but have never been, maybe someday

biggest showboats on the face of the earth, but in reality arent worth half of a diarrhic shit

An expired empire run by fuckwits who fucked their future over by exiting the union over the shape of super market bananas. You're the European equivalent of the South only with less guns.

It's just blurred in with the other South American countries

I'm assuming violence, some kind of issue

I am mildly interested in what you have to say, Americanon.

Czech republic

Comrade go drink vodka

Actually that's UK

It's fun to read the replies, and try to figure out the country. It's like that "describe a movie badly"

America's bitchboi that we love, hockey, Molson, endearing to many Americans

First time I drank was in Canada, slipped up through Buffalo, I love Canada

Nichola Sturgeon has no dick.
Keen observation, confirmed sassanach.

Be nice

humanity's dumpster

that is being nice

Then why is Trump trying to stop "the flood of muslims" into the US.
>tries to ban muslims
>sparks national protests and spontaneous prayers to allah in every airport.

Seems like you're projecting your own problems into others in an attempt to downplay it

One of those Eastern European deals, depressing and rundown

It's like Brazil but with more old Jews

canada, also fuck america and the stupid measurement system. and most of you are Christians. accept satan as your lord for he can see the flaws in mans creation

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Scotland isn't any more of a country than Arizona. You're from the UK. Faggot

Hard working when they are in the USA. If they would work this hard in their own country im sure they would be a superpower. Never understood that. Hardest working people hands down when it comes to blue collar work but why is there own country so fucked

most corrupt people on earth, they'd make hillary blush

thats why

Come to Glasgow, stand in George Square, and say that out loud faggot.
You wouldn't last till the end of the sentence

Their & There, get an education you dumb cunt.

>white

They don't care about politics?

Less guns? You mean no guns!

You had the vote mate

NO
O

They do, but their government is corrupt as fuck thanks to Americas drug addictions. You can't get anything done without bribes. It's worse than Russia