How u get weed

How u get weed

your local police precinct

I ask my mum to get it for me.

How do you have trouble getting weed?

It grows in the ground, silly.

Ask your local black person.

Go to the hood and ask any random male walking around where you can find some loud

Ya if I ask a nigger in the streets they'll kick my asshole

You rlly must not have any friends though because maurijuana is everywhere my Sup Forumsro

Tell ur mom to get me weed

Tastes silly xd

No they wont you just never spoke to one

Also when it comes to this topic theyll be very helpful its pretty much all niggers are good at

already did wasn't the weed I was expecting

Ask my friend Magnus.

Ask for loud cunt not weed

I dont : ( dont even talk to my mom broo

Get a shit job. Make friends with literally anyone. They either sell or know someone who does.

but im only 10 xd

Pay doctor $50, say I have back pain. Go to weed store, show them doctors note. Buy weed.

I grow it in the woods outside town

Niggers

If you live in the central part of the country, white guys that live in 1 room apartment buildings.

Dont i need specific note tho?

>be chain smoking joints for the last 4 months
>never miss a day
>smoke every 2 hours

>finally decide its time to stop, its time for a solid TB
>hype self up, yee sober again, get fit, eat well, become semi human again

>go to out this morning, feeling fresh, picked up groceries, do some shit around town
>get into car, notice back ashtray is slightly open
>wtf i never use this thing

>open it up, a fuckin dimebag just waiting for me
>no idea where it came from

that feel when the universe turns out to be an ok guy

I buy it at the store it's legal in alaska

go outside you filthy neckbeard

download tor
download bitpay
search darknet market
click on first link
scroll down for dream market link
click on dream market link
create account on dream market
look for weed vendor in your country
buy btc, make sure you buy about $5 more than you need due to fees etc
google bitmixer.io
use bitmixer to send the btc to your bitpay address
send btc using bitpay to your dream account
buy weed using the btc on your dream account
tada

Keep telling everybody you don't smoke weed and mean it. Then the shit just falls in your lap. Never fails. You look for it. It's never there or not in copious amounts. It's up to you then bro. Do you go for it or abstain?

checked

Will try when i get the balls

Never smok weed but hear that it makes u feel good and i wanna feel good

I call a friend and say hello weed man sell me some. Then we meet up, i go home, and im a happy stoner for the time being