/nzg/ New Zealand Thread

/nzg/ New Zealand Thread

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Why are IDs even gone?

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GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICANS ONLY! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

Man today was shit. Anyone sick in Auckland with this awful cold?

Ay wassup

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dunedin here, doin sweet fuck all with friends shits cash

Fuck off kiwis
Sage

This nation was built on cyber immigration you nazi

Evening lads.

Seriously? You guys don't even know what cold weather is friendo.

Faaarken beautiful day here in Mid Canterbury. First day that's felt like spring. First time its gone over 15 degrees in six weeks.

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

Press 1 for Willie

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chch reporting in.
>tfw boyfriend rips relationship

NZG Discord is more active than the threads now

link?

discordapp.com/invite/yJzmeRm

>discordapp.com/invite/yJzmeRm
Discord is for faggots

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chose a girl for me

Sorry mate, probably should've explained myself better. I mean 'cold' as in I'm sick, seems to be a bit of a cough going around.

My white blood cell count is 30% above normal max levels so I don't get colds. Was out possum shooting both nights this weekend. Was so cold on friday night, chilled to the bone outside from dusk til 3.30am. No ailments tho.

Fuck mate, it was a absolute fucking stunner of a day up in masterton

Sup bae do you cook and like kids?

>h-how bout that weather ay?
really nigga?

I've never given myself food poisoning and want kids.
that you uke?

All good brother. Whenever I feel bleeurgh I hit the supermarket and buy a cuntload of kiwifruit and a salad packet and wraps and live of that for 3 days. That helps me.

Get well soon bro.

Come to discord ginga

Will once I stop crying. lol

Im sorry to hear that, hope youre doing ok.

10/10 would impregnate

Not uke here.

So long as I get a woman who can fry off a mince paddy I'll be happy. Not a very high bar, I know.

do you have a type?

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Repent from you disgusting adulterous ways or burn in the lake of fire

Aussie is Australian u Qwambee,
Kiwi is slag for new Zealand

>tfw you quit smoking for him

>newzealandgirls.co.nz/hamilton/escorts/nzgirls.php

Pretty terrible selection. Why don't you just offer money to some chick that you meet off of some app?

If I had to choose, I would pick:
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Start smoking again.

Kyss reminds me of someone from nzg.... Can't put my finger on it.

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triggered

sup cunt bags. new hoouse mate moved in at the beginning of the month and she's a 8.5/10.

problem is i can't stop sniffing her thongs and fapping when she's at work. is that weird? if so, how to stop?

I agree. Just offer some user girl in the thread or the discord the same money and you will probably find as good or better.

Kicked from the discord eh?
faggot cunt mods.

this is why y'all niggas are butt hurt faggits.
can't even talk shit anymore.

pussy niggas.

I know someone you can smoke with and will treat you right ginga, he's a good boy. He'll even smoke you out.

Chu Moldy

Also, Vapes are for faggits.

_Hating ass nigga kicked from discord.

Idbro Korea poster.

I ran into him on another board. He is from Bulgaria and shitposts on pol and int

Cunts couldn't handle the banter huh

>:^)

You can come back when you can learn to not be a faggot.

is it Dunners?

fuck y'all discord nibba.
I am the DragonLord!

this is why we need white genocide smh tbh fam

yes.

i'm lonely

i'm cry

me too
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Hamilton
I love cock

dont sit on your computer then you fuck. get a hobby

show me your ass hole

shit posting is my hobby

non-internet hobby

Plus it's uncomfortable, use a chair.

wtf did you jus say to me bish

got any non-internet hobbies?

no
how do i get gf?

>one chance at life
>born in the UK instead of NZ
>can't just get permanent residency for showing up with a british passport anymore
;-;

Be attractive
Shower twice a day, smell nice
Wash your socks
Fart before you go out
Be confident

New Zealand is shit though, why would you want to be here?

If you are Morgana, thanks for showing me there really are women in NZ. Hot ones too!

>one chance at life
>born in NZ instead of the UK
>can't just get permanent residency for showing up with a New Zealand passport anymore )*@

I feel for you man. After spending time in the UK I realise just how fucking awesome New Zealand is.

Its not so much that NZ is awesome, its more that the UK has turned to shit.

how to do with none of those things?

Buy a woman from China

just go up to a girl you like and start sniffing her asshole.

worked for me!

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kyss come back

where do I get one from?

snif ass hole. I will report back once I has accomplished this task.

i need to buy desk.
where you get desk from?

also, post your desks.

describe the smell of said panties...

cunt

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kind of like a mixture of piss, shit and sweat

Who the fuck want's to live in that Muslim-Infested Shit Hole

HOW MANY MORE DO YOU HAVE THIS STUFF IS GOLD

Edmund

that must have been quite some time ago.
oh how I've changed.

ya get more when you fuckin earn it cunt

these faggots in these screen shots always depress me. they're a bunch of literal nobodys

>t. mad nobody
KEK

fight me

as i said i feel depressed for them. not mad at all sweety

Keep replying hahahahaha

(You)
hahahahhahah okay hahahahhaha

y u feel depressed?
it was a glorious time.

because they're a bunch of nobody namefags trying to be cool

Wheres the cheapest place to get a cheap moped/motorcycle looking for something under $500 ?

>actually feeling depressed over literal nobodies
that makes you more of a useless faggot than they are