Alex Morgan thread

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Alex morgan is my sportfuand I will bump /mls/ until I die

good choice! can we extend this to other USWNT girls?

sure can friendo

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>that toe

turf toe is super easy to get playing soccer

t. Got it playing it in college

This isn't a turf toe. This happens when you have ugly deformed feet (second toe longest one) and you're doing routinely unnatural movement/pressure like kicking balls. If you do this excessively no shoe can protect you.

>tfw no Rapino lezfu to redpill on men by forcing her to the ground until her screams turn into lustful moans

Would rather see her roast beef than Solo's tbqh. Hope Solo is cute but Alex Morgan is super der next level qt3.14.

She should get fakes when she retires.

Why is there no love for boichested galls? They need the soft touch of another human's body too.

Don't judge me. But I totally would...

she has the worst nose tip i've ever seen

I beg to differ...

I would a Tobin Heath

I just want to see Alex Morgan and A-Rod play up front together again desu

Easily my two favourites

No they don't. They're men with tits. They need a bullet.

how do women do this with underwear? i tried it once and i just get shits on my underwears or it smells of fart, are they pure?

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*

I can assure you they smell like shit. Women are fucking disgusting especially in the bathroom.

they get enough love from men who are in denial about being homosexuals. thats enough of that.