G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.

I dont wanna die

...

I'm not ready to take Satans throne quite yet.

first reply today.
sup catholic bro.
happy monday.
it's good you feel that way.

RuneScape keeps me alive. Trim and all that.

My life is coming together quite well, I am extremely happy it did not peak in high school.

Just because I do this every thread I see...if this post is doubles tonight I will impregnate my wife.

I gotta pick up my car from the paint shop today.

Good morning OP. How are you doing today?

you want to be king of hell?
what do you do in that game?
that's great man.
i guess no pregregnation.
hope u get secks tho.
why did it get painted ?
i am ok. thanks man.
how was ur wknd ?

It was great. I spent time with my family, that's all I ever need.

Too much effort.
Also I know I'll end up failing at suicide like I fail at everything I try and I don't want to be deformed or paralyzed or some shit.

Painted because im restoring it. Bought it last year off some guys grandkids.

that's cool.
i didn't do much, was just being lazy most of the wknd.
good point.

Its my birthday but im too socially awkward to talk to girls so

That's cool. Lazy weekends are nice, but especially when my wife is infertile. That's the best part of a lazy weekend, "Sleeping in" and "going to bed early."

girls are just regular people.
don't put them on a pedestal, just say hello. talk to them regular. Don't take any shit. be a man bro.
they'll respect that.

Thats true but being a naturally quiet person doesnt help out that situation. I just dont alwayd have something to say but im socially awkward apparently.

7 kids??? i think you need a need a new hobby

sometimes all you have to do is say things now and then to keep the conversation going, but let them carry the conversation. give that a try.
nah, that's just his thing. he wants a big family.

how much do you think that costs? maybe just 2 girl though i don't want to pay 1 to lick one

I'm a family man by nature. 7 kids is amazing.

Too much work

depends on what country you are in.
:-)
indeed.

because the only thing i hate more than myself is the notion of ending

Peter got another letter from Lucy on Saturday. They're so cute, my wife and I love it.

australia

i think escorts are pricey there.
take a trip to thailand or philipines.
adorable. :-)
he's learning so much about romance.
that's a healthy hatred to have.

the rekt thread below. brb guys

Not today because my mother is still alive. Also some personal goals, and my ego is sort of still strong. Still in the plans though. Thanks for reading my story.

g'luck with your personal goals.

Actually I was thinking of killing myself today I have it all planned out.

i hope you'll reconsider.
how was ur wknd ?

It's precious. Melts my heart.

any interesting plans for this week?

Nope, nothing major. Just normal life.

i feel you same here.
actually i'm going on vacation at the end of this week, for 2 weeks.
i'll be in another timezone, but i'll still try to post these at the regular Eastern standard time. b/c autism.

Nice. I'm saving up money so that the family can vacation in Rome for a week. Have been for years now.

gotta earn money to play in vegas.
i've been cheating on my gf with this new hot romantic love interest I have been getting to know and she is a wild firecracker of a young mexican female.
we are going to fuck like rabbit every day and all night while i am there and i want enough money for all the weed cocaine and steakhouses and gambling i wanna do over there.

Come on now, cheating is wrong.

rome. awesome.
going to do the visit the pope stuff ?
latinas are hot.
and passionate.
enjoy your time with her.

I've been working on changes to the menu at the restaurant I'm employed at.
After telling the bitch owner and manager for months that the menu is confusing, causes issues for the kitchen and looks like absolute shit and just keep getting responses like "It will take some time to get it done" or "We're not happy with the menu but it's still ok for now" I had had enough.
Spent past 2 nights completely redoing menu; costing, design, specials. Everything.
Tomorrow I will present the menu, get some meaningless praise and be almost reduced to tears because any praise is better than living a life with no love or meaningful relationships with anyone which is how my life has been for the past 8 years.
I think about suicide from time to time but I've convinced myself that suicide is cowardly and life is everything or maybe that's just a lie I've told myself because I'm too gutless to actually do it.

Probably going to St. Peter's Basilica, yeah. We might do a day trip to other parts of Italy or go to France but overall we really like the idea of Rome.

Same reason i don't cut my hair, too lazy.

you posted this before? this story sounds familiar.
Anyhow, i hope you start feeling better.
You contribution to society is appreciated.
that's cool man. how long u been planning for this trip?
nice dubs.
how long is your hair ?

Years. At least 5. I don't have a lot of disposable income, what with maintaining a middle class standard of living for 9 people, so I really want this trip to be a grand slam.

Because even though I'm pretty hurt now from my ex I know I'll get over it and besides I'm a pretty good guitarist so who knows maybe that'll go somewhere

tis ok. and understandable that it's not easy to vacay with such a large troup.
Even for someone that has lot of disposable income i imagine that would be good sized undertaking.

Never posted this story before, it's probably just a really common story in the industry.
Thanks for your concern.

Funerals are way too expensive and my parents are broke.

found a shit load of alcohol

I have a bottle of 80 proof in the freezer and I'm about to buy some weed.
Gonna watch the new GoT episode while getting plastered.
No need to worry today.

We'll get the money soonish, at this rate we'll be ready in about two years to do everything we want. I guess it should just be called a European vacation since there's places in Greece and Germanywe want to go to as well.

don't give up man.
keep striving.
yeah funeral are pricey.
what u gonna do with it?
are you going to be able to understand it while plastered? the last episode was really good. worth watching sober .

ahh you're gay?

Her

lol

I'm gonna start watching it sober.
I'll rewatch it if I don't remember anything. Wouldn't be the first time.

in real life no.
but I'm OP.
and everyone knows OP IS A FAGGOT.
demz the rules.
what about her?
u love her ?
cool beans.
there are 2 really great parts in this ep man.
enjoy.

Nice dubs. Copper bro here. How are you doing today OP? Plans? I was feeling a little down, but the gf isn't feeling well so she's skipping work. So now i'm making her soup and stuff. Helping ppl usually makes me feel better.

>Helping ppl usually makes me feel better.
you're a good human being.
i hope you start feeling better.
I'm doing ok. No plans for this week other than to live, be happy, shit post on b, and do other stuff. Your plans for the week ?

thread dead?

Not now that you asked. You bumped it.

Because it's D&D night.

Watch some movies I haven't seen yet. Should be a pretty slow week in terms of work. I've done a fair bit of work so I'm not up in rotation. Catch up on some podcasts I like.

oh.
silly me.
what race do you play?
that's cool.
what kind of podcasts you enjoy ?

Nice dubs again. I listen to story and crime shit, no surprise there. Also some news recap stuff as I don't really have time or want to watch news. My favorite are story telling ones. People just telling stories can be very motivating and captivating. Gives me perspective. Risk and Snap Judgement are probably my most listened.

Considering I only just recently learned how to play and opted for something easy, I'm rolling a human fighter.

Because you will all become laid except for me.

nice.
i don't listen to podcastst.
tried doing audio books before, just never worked for me.
perhaps i should give them another go.
cool. represent for the humans. duba-dubs dictate you will get lucky too

sauce?

I have great things to do

When I'm very depressed they help. Also I hate doing stuff like cleaning and stuff sometomew so I throw on headphones and that distracts me. Also you may not remember but when you said I don't need alcohol to be myself or whatever, that's low key been my mantra kek.

Stupid phone autocorrect. Also check those dubs out.

share a few, pls.
glad the podcasts help.
they are very nice dubs. u must be so proud.

suace?

pussy keeps me ALIVE

Because I will get sex today, because I will talk to my friends today, because I'm eating at a buffet today, because I am working out today
These things make me happy

n/a
pussy is good for a fountain of youth yes.
too bad it's often attached to crazy people.
congrats on all those things,
and the dubs.

I NEED THE SAUCE!

rsn?

I still need to get revenge

i have a girlfriend i love, and a circle of friends i always enjoy being around

i'm starting my second playthrough of Bloodborne tonight

life is good
women are evil
tfw no gf
stay strong Sup Forumsrothers

Seasons 3 of Young Justice and Rick and Morty

on who?
for what?
that's good. how long have u been with your gf ?
great game.
i never finished it.
couldn't beat that spider monster, and decided fuck this.
enjoy it tho.
stay strong!
rick and morty is good.

Idk still thinking bout the best foolproof way to Kms if i cant change

old age is full proof.

thread dead now?