The first five posters to roll dubs win a golden ticket.
The first five posters to roll dubs win a golden ticket
Rollerino
roll
''HD UNCENSORED HENTAI''
The universe knows it owes me this.
Ok
gib me dem dubs
Rollin for some loompa pussy
roll again
Check
Gemme goolden ticket
I'm gonna steal your shit Wonka
Rollerinno
Fuck, one more time
Gimme my choccy choc
GRRRR
Lets go
TFW no snozzberries left.
Fuck off Slugworth!
Gimme
I declare this thread dubless
I want chocolate.
Reroll
You just wait, there must be 5 golden tickets out there somewhere.
Alright Willy Wonka, stop fucking around will you.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The first ticket is mine!
If i roll dubs, I'll donate mine to a nigger
The second ticket is also mine!
Roll to get
H-HOLD UP PAL...
T-Two tickets?
NAH MAYNE THAT'S A THIRD
3 gone... I guess I'll never get to go...
And there goes the third ticket.
I'm taking offers for the second ticket.
rolling
You gotta believe, check this out.
Fuck life
Dubs, get dubs get.
>posted too fast
kek
Hubble bubble, toil and DOUBLES
Retool?
Who shall find the fourth ticket?
I hope my father is proud of me now
Roll
So close.
last one is mine
Spam
YOU THINK THIS GOLDEN TICKET IS A FUCKING JOKE?!
Fourth ticket is mine as well, trying for the fifth
lets teach these oompa loompas what it means to be genderqueer
>END OF THE TICKETS BOYS
The fourth ticket has been found by a child with a proud father. So now ticket one and two are with me, and three and four are with him.
OHHHUGHHHHHH ARBGHHHH OH MMMPHHH NGGH
I-Its over grandpa
Oh shit, trips. Are you Wonka?
Imma 86 a bitch if I don't get dubs
Slugworth Here. Give me a ticket and it will be worth your while.
...
Amen, shall God bless you my Sup Forumsrother, I shall see you once we breach that golden gate
Chill pal, have these.
>meaningless trips
poor child
I'm safe! Check them dubs
No trips are meaningless you nigger, shut your mouth you singled pleb.
all these useless digits
>GETTING HOT IN HERE
I hope you choke on a gobstopper
>being this mad about missing out on the visit of a lifetime
wew lad
>implying I don't get trips every second post
Lurk moar summer
>B-But I want to go!
become an hero
Got trips, got the golden ticket, what else do I need in life? Slit wrists and bleed on this thread.
>I-Implying
>N-Newfag
>got the golden ticket
wrong
>Taking this seriously
Come on man let's figure this out, I was just joking man, I was kidding, we're cool right? We're cool man, right man? Right? Man? Right?
Let me samefag for a while, your dubs just proved my point.
Wrong again newfriend
I still have two tickets. Who shall offer for the second on this adventure of a lifetime?
Octs get
Or whoever sends quality nudes. I'm a simple man.