/heem/ ufc 208 edition

Previous Thread UFC 208 this Saturday 10 PM only available on PPV

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mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14400736/jacare-souza-expects-yoel-romero-rematch-ufc-208-michael-bisping-is-running
mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14513340/curtis-blaydes-wants-francis-ngannou-rematch-in-the-future
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/opening-odds-champ-stipe-miocic-more-than-2-1-favorite-over-junior-dos-santos-in-ufc-211-rematch
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SPERG OP ON SUICIDE WATCH

nice

Nunes would kill Joanna
prove me wrong

rory = god tier boy imo

spergOP is going to commit an act of terrorism

Is anyone here purchasing ufc 208

people actually buy ppvs at 2017?
lmao

yes

REAL NEW!

get fucked

Who wins Holly or Germane?

GDR

mma is the most hardcore sport

Who do you see as a new champion in 2017?

Jacare

>8(

Holloway

>he cant afford to pay for ppv

>PPVs aren't part of his satellite channel subscription

Who's your satellite provider in italy?

You two fags arguing over new threads and OPs is one of my favourite heem memes.

Sky

me too lol

>he pays for TV

is this the new /heem/

I am responsible for /heem2.0/

Y'all welcome.

do we finally merge with /box/

No. /box/ had their chance, now they're on their own. /heem/ will replace Sup Forums itself in 8 months if we all follow my lead.

youtube.com/watch?v=Pd4cE0V6qIg

Weekly Jack "Hack" Slack

for future threads

I opened one of their threads the other day and they actually buy PPV's and someone was using their purchase ticket number or something to determine the number of buys it had


Very archaic

Yoel has the most based translator in the UFC

...

can you photoshop a reflection of schaub into his eyes please

WHO

rewatching ufc87

time flies, huh

yoel is most based fighter in mma see you soon boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>all the /heem/ shitters are non-whites

Why am I not surprised?

He always seems so infatuated with yoel. I think he´s in love with him.

cheers la

Yoel is his bear.

Jon Boner Jones

You can't joking about OP, be careful. #thisisnotshow

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2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
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3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
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Previous thread: News:

>Werdum-Rothwell set for UFC 211
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/report-fabricio-werdum-ben-rothwell-will-join-champ-stipe-miocic-vs-junior-dos-santos-at-ufc-211

>Jacare expects Romero rematch after UFC 208 because he knows Bisping will duck both of them
mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14400736/jacare-souza-expects-yoel-romero-rematch-ufc-208-michael-bisping-is-running

>Blaydes wants Ngannou rematch in future
mmafighting.com/2017/2/7/14513340/curtis-blaydes-wants-francis-ngannou-rematch-in-the-future

>UFC 211 opening odds
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/opening-odds-champ-stipe-miocic-more-than-2-1-favorite-over-junior-dos-santos-in-ufc-211-rematch

Yoel

very important poll
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I agree. He stares at Yoel hanging on to every word Yoel says tbqh

Overrated

*Potions Lead*

Whoa I never knew Sky was satellite. Makes sense. What do pay per month? My directv bill is like $110, if I order one PPV the bill goes up to $170

Holy shit that is expensive, my satellite TV deal is 10 USD per month and I get UFC PPV's included in that

Nice I got the first dislike this week

Bro I watched UFC 52 Couture vs Liddel two nights ago. Everyone (Dana, Joe, Goldie) looked young as fuck. Even Hendo looked young.

we do not deserve this man

Post your bill, I dont believe you.

if Fedor loses we riot

>These asocial, pornography addicted, sexually confused goofs who never had a close male friend
Sad!

I'm not gonna post screens from my bank

WHERE
DO
YOU
THINK
YOU
ARE

>Anonymous 02/08/17(Wed)07:24:01 No.74136215▶
>actually can't, i'm walking to class right now

So you posted while in class? Like from your computer?

Shouldn't you be paying attention to your instructor, or looking over class material?

log in to your sky tv account and screencap the bill. Whats hard about that?

>$110
pretty ridiculous desu
40 per month here (including divegrass and lots of other sports)

Guess where I'm from.

[spoiler]NOT AROUND HERE[/spoiler]

I don't have a sky tv you goof, I got Polsat

Why does Kenya do so much shitposting on Sup Forums and nowhere else

>thinking spoilers work on Sup Forums
yeah, I can see that

Your the goof tryna lie about having something then making excuses and sidetracking when pressed to prove it.

Poland doesn't have satellites you little cabbage-eating liar.

>This turbo dickbreath anal fissure having shitbird trying to flex at the OWNER of /heem/

Looks like we got ourselves fresh meat, lads.

lmao m8, face it, americans are just cucked when it comes to spending

Maybe youre cucked when it comes to net income.

I´ve had some best buds. I don´t look at them that way. Stop projecting.

>turbo dickbreath anal fissure
>shitbird trying to flex

yes, new fancy words

glad you're back, puto

Yeah that's also true

Plot twist: he's 14 and his mom won't let him see the bill

nah spoiler tag some more posts my man, it's a good look. ironic spoilering.

It's a combined bill with internet 40 for TV, 60 for net. 4 PLN = 1 USD

>not filtering spainsperg

lads, not a good look for you

>Projecting
If anything I'm projecting normality. Next you'll say DC is gay for loving his friend Cain.

How insecure are you, buddeh? You're an average bloke, I'm a friendship Samurai.

W O O O
T I O

I'm bringing the ironic spoiler back in vogue. In a few years y'all will be thanking me.

>I was already making plans for 209
>Have to suffer through 208
Wew. Might be a sleeper hit like 199 tho.

How? I´m not familiar with filtering.

Ok well that's $25, not $10 like you originally said.

So then your internet is via satellite? We have satellite internet at our vacation house and the speeds are shit and we can only use like 10 GB a month.

My internet is via cable and it's like $70 a month, unlimited data. I get like 50 down/10 up over wifi.

If you get 4chanx you can use the menu to filter by flag, shit in the namefield, content in the post, filename, all kinds of options. Spainsperg is predictable enough that I haven't seen a post from him in months.

Nah I got internet through fiber but sat TV, only bill is combined because they offer discount for packages. And tv is 10 bucks of that

>Filtering

Pussies.

your head is so far up your own ass

lol quit arguing with that dude he don't even bundle. you won this round, poland

I could heem every white boi here

>10:24:01
>11:45:53

I know it's too much to ask of you, but please try to have an IQ above 7 next time you make a post on /heem/.

not a chance bud I'd slap you around

How the fuck is Stipe that big a favourite?

this is actually fucking hilarious

We'll see about that bud. Meet me behind Kelsey's tonite

Recency bias. Overeem knocked JDS out between when he decisioned the fuck out of Stipe and when Stipe knocked Overeem out. Plus the champ is almost always the favourite.

Yoel should be so much more than a soldier. He ought to at least be a colonel of God.

Kind of a rhetorical question really, I understood all of those reasons, just wanted to get the discussion going about how those two match up.

*blocks your path*

who has the biggest penis in mixed martial arts?

Jon Jones was carrying MAGNUM CONDOMS

I shitpost everywhere but most boards don't have flags (and by everywhere I mean on /fit/)

>responding to Spain
You should know better, Hans

>JDS getting a third titleshot after one win
>Other contenders don´t exist
>The state of HW division

Its incredible how much easier it is for the heavyweights to get to the top compared to the lighter divisions. Ironically its incredibly difficult to defend the HW belt. Really makes you think

I do.