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český guláš edition

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What is that? It looks delicious.

Szeged goulash

it's the superiour czech goulash my friend!

you may have heard of magyar goulash being better, but that is just a misconception

true, that hungarian thing doesn't even deserve the name guláš

that is not szeged goulash
szeged goulash is yellow/orange and has lots of cabbage

DIS FUCKING GUSTING

Just have to work 6 1/2 before I can take the ferry to Gdynia

Can't wait to spend an entire day in a big city without seeing Muslims :)

Węgierski lepszy

>big city.

looks better than our frozen pizzas
Agree

In my village it lives like 90 people, Gdansk is much bigger then that

Its really tasty, can confirm

let's settle this debate

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All goulash is shit, real men eat pyttipanna made on wild boar and elk meat

>Can't wait to spend an entire day in a big city without seeing Muslims :)

>he is seeing poles for the entire day instead
not much of a difference

i dont care, i eat gulyás like once a year desu

Every gulasz is meh, leczo is the top tier shit t b h

>be already tired when I come home
>have one(1) beer
>made me sleepy af
god damn it

dont sleep, its a waste of time

>work
>drink
>sleep
repeat

I just made pizza in microwave and it tastes like knedlíky with tomato and ham topping

hey, that's alright, the important thing is that you don't put disgusting condiments on lángos

why would even eat that

you're idiot desu
not rude, stating fact

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how do I introduce myself to a girl?

''Hi'' is a good start you fucking autist.

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haha nice crab

It's an alligator snapping turtle.

thats a cool lion

Thanks

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>no Polish gulasz as an option
Afraid of the truth, pepik?

How do you feel about the prospect of Fidesz getting kicked out of its faction in the European parliament, hunanons?

>kamizolka kuloodporna

fug accidental quote

>dad finds the edgy facebook post

what do you mean? where?

in a tram

Just finished watching War and Peace serie, it was really really nice

>lots of scenes filmed in Lithuania
>end credits
>a whole bunch of Lithuanian names
feels nice desu, so beautifully made and acted

Hey Czech bros, how big of a salary is 100k euros/2,7 million koruny in Prague? What about 250k/6,75 million koruny? What kind of a lifestyle does that get you in terms of housing, cars, girls etc?

Because I read that CEOs are the highest paid employees in Czech Republic and they get paid like 96k euros/2,6 million koruny per year on average. And then the rest of the professions make like half of that or less.

don't know shit about EU internal politics but if this is as serious as the EU's previous measures, i'm not worried

can't take people who pretend like we're Belarus 2.0 seriously

>Belarus 2.0
Of couse not, that would be hyperbolic.

But I dislike what he's doing to your country. EU is supposed to be a union of liberal democracies and Orbán wants to emulate countries like Russia, China and Turkey. That's not good.

Btw liberal democracy got its name from Classical Liberalism of the 19th century, not the modern American one. It's very basic and even conservatives agree with it.

>fair, free, and competitive elections between multiple distinct political parties
>a separation of powers into different branches of government
>the rule of law in everyday life as part of an open society
>the equal protection of human rights, civil rights, civil liberties, and political freedoms for all people

That's it. It's not much to want this from your government in the 21st CE Europe.

that's a big salary

Ate ''horseradish'' for the first time today, with pork knee (Czech dish)

I didn't know what it was, so I ate a big fork of it thinking it was some sort of cheese or sauerkraut... My nose was fucking bleeding.

People actually eat this shit

Either you believe in what you posted and then you should be embarased to stand up for it or you should fucking kill yourself

yes and if you didn't only listen to leftist memers, you'd know we want all of that (except for open society because i have no idea what the fuck that means)

when Orbán talks about wanting to establish an illiberal democracy, what he means is 'a democracy that isn't chasing leftist agendas as its established policies'

>it's his first time
wtf? how didn't your babička give it to you?
also, try to get used to it, it's actually great. when you have cold and full nose, it's enough to open a jar of it and sniff it, it's like knife through all that stuff. you can put it on a lot of stuff, especially bread or potatoes, it's really healthy. I sometimes take a whole teaspoon myself when I am sick and then just cry it out together with all the other bad stuff.

I haven't had a cold for years, I'm not a child

I think Fidesz and PiS in Poland favour majoritarian democracy, where majority can do whatever it wants without regard for those who disagree/are in a minority.

That's a huge departure from liberal democracy. It's regrettable that some people have this irrational aversion to the word liberalism without knowing what the hell it even means in given context.

Mmm… Chrzan. I like it on bread with salmon. Delicious.

finally fucked a Slovak girl yesterday, now I have had sex with at least one girl from all of V4

Give short summary of all

Hungarian was your favourite, I'm calling it

>2 Czech girls
>4 Hungarians (yes they are my favorite)
>1 Polish
>1 Slovak

both Czech girls were great in bed. two of the Hungarians were bland but the other two were the best fucks of my life

Polish and Slovak just basic sex, though the Pole was very eager

>being a normie

fuck off cunt

Any zoos or aquariums in your countries

>being a faggot
No surprise there.

>majority can do whatever it wants without regard for those who disagree/are in a minority
kek
exactly what the EU's doing now
sorry Hungary isn't doing everything exactly how the European Commission imagined

Why the Hungarians were the favorite? I absolutely love Czech girls.

How big though?

I honestly don't know? at least to me, most all Hungarian girls I met were beautiful. Czechs are same tier though

Wow, slayer

Post face

How do you have so much success

I only fuck 2 British and 2 Czech girls but they were really slutty

>being a polack

I just love Hungary as a nation because their culture and history is so intriguing and unique, their language is totally different to ours, I went to Budapest and they party GOOD

So from all this I just guess that Hungarian girls must be somehow freaks in bed

Oh and Barbara Palvin would probably make my dick explode

So this is how my parents felt during totality.

How did the Polack hurt himself while raking leaves

hungarians good
czechs okay
rest of the v4 in gas chambers
especially pole retards need second holocaust
this time we make sure to hand out condoms to germans and russians

Still mad because we BTFO'd you roach?

>totality

magyars and northern magyars looking down on superior food
meanwhile eating disgusting čabajka's
get a grip

>Polish man tries to rob bank with spoon
Must have been in UK.

delete this, im fucking triggered!!!

wtf i thought czechs dont like us

>for the first time
People don't eat chrzan in Kekia?
It's great on a ham sandwich

>v4 at pol
>romanians get in
>surprising no hungary-romania shitstorm

wtf is this

also

I kinda kekd at this

If you rake leaves, they win.

hahaha
this is what kids learn in cz :DD

shut up slav rapebaby you did nothing its austrians work
subhuman rapebaby :DD

No he fell out of the tree

My response was funnier Tbh

No it wasn't.

is this kosher? loving the shtofkneidls

yes it was

>this Turk is still fucking here
what the hell

@74147529
>bullying Poles
leave and never come back you useless gypsy shit

:3

the russian part has a ballsack and germany is sucking it

How do I get gf like this

go outside

>he wants to gf this
wtf

stay inside and browse /v4/

can confirm

But where doIfind here
Go away pedofil
Its not working

No

seriously shes uggly af I wouldnt notice her even if I sat next to her in a bus

Have you tried a bar

you're not staying inside hard enough
I stayed the fuck out of here and got a foursome

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