How to fuck your toilet. by user. This is something I have been doing since I was 14. Make sure your toilet is clean!
I think I was drawn into this as a teen because moving my hand up and down was getting boring and I wanted to fuck something. The toilet is in the bathroom which you are normally in alone, you can run the shower to hide the sounds, and it feels good.
What you need. Ace bandage (no one even expects)/towel sandwich bag lube of choice
how to
>unwrap ace bandage(no one suspects it) >open sandwich bag >put your dick in it >wrap ace bandage around to tightness level wanted >take dick out put lube you want in (i prefer shaving cream, thick, creamy, and can be pushed hard on without hurting *will explain in sec*) >open toilet lid >put ace bandage dick in between seat and lid >close the lid >depending on how hard you want to hump/if your toilet rocks you will need to push down on lid to stabilize it/control pressure on dick >if wanted place phone on toilet tank with porn video
As you pump the friction warms up the lube and ace bandage insulates, so it's not cold.
I prefer to do this before a shower with the water running so no one can hear. Because I don't want to spend too long in the bathroom I press down hard on the lid so the toilet doesn't rock, Hence why I like shaving cream.
If you live your parents hide the plastic bag when you throw it away. PLEASE CLEAN YOUR TOILET!
>didnt bother to take pics
Bentley Long
>How to fuck your toilet. b/ Where humanity goes to die.
Nathaniel Jenkins
put me in the screencap
Logan Martinez
Dude up your game and put the end of the toilet seat into your ass
Gabriel Perry
you could get a fake ass bro there like 40$
Lucas Butler
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Blake Williams
c u goys on leddit
Gabriel Sanders
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Matthew Richardson
Or get real ass, i mean that's always a option.
Isaac Phillips
put me in the screenshot sideways in lower middle
Christopher Long
Op. Sort yourself out. and put me in the screen shot
Brody Price
123142 Speechless
Anthony White
don't worry bois I'll edit this and post on deddit
Hudson Hughes
im in a committed relationship with the couch. it might get jealous.
Jordan Foster
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Xavier Thomas
Toilet fucker/10
Caleb Brown
put me in the bottom left corner of screenshot.
Kevin Harris
A real man hits that shit raw
Christian Peterson
>that dick on the right wtf mate
Elijah Sullivan
10/10
Samuel Jackson
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Easton Diaz
>hence why I can respect a toilet fucker but not someone with poor grammar.
Ryder Edwards
i sexually identify as a toilet fucker
Mason Kelly
>How to fuck your toilet
David Parker
>How to fuck your toilet >Mfw a fucking toilet gets more action than me
Ethan Adams
Bottom right. This is some true Chaotic Evil shit, Sup Forumsrothers.
Connor Evans
10/10 will try tonight. godspeed user
Christian Brooks
Why fuck your toilet when you can have sex with your sister?
David Jenkins
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Ian Russell
is that a fucking penis?
Tyler Barnes
yes, a girl penis
Anthony Thomas
Get fucking real, that's some lawful good shit. Chaotic evil would rape a cat, that's old Sup Forums don't make light of the monstrosity this place used to be.
John Wood
Fucking kek
Joseph Harris
Aren't you that guy that shot up a convenience store?
Mason Price
I saw a guy fuck ornamental fish earlier today, he even stuck one up his arse and now I'm wondering how it's not the weirdest thing I've seen on here today.
Brandon Green
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Julian Hill
Thanks OP, I thought I was the only one who did this.
Nathaniel Rogers
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Charles Mitchell
holy shit. Thanks user!
William Ward
Original fag here. I probably post once a month or less but this is worthy. Op this is pretty pathetic even for Sup Forums, good job.
Ryder Hughes
Put me in top right
Benjamin Gray
Kek Want to be in te screenshot too
Brandon Anderson
this isn't even weird or bad, normalfag
Adam Martinez
is that poop or a chick with a dick? I am confused
also put me in the screen shot pls
Robert Harris
POST THE SCREENSHOT IN THIS THREAD IF YOU HAVE MADE IT PLOX
Eli Lopez
when your toilet is your waifu please just end your life-u
Eli King
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Nathan Davis
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Colton Nguyen
jones warrens chess club fuk
Austin Martinez
this
Luis Thompson
>this needs to end
Jason Taylor
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Adrian Barnes
screenshot done already too late faggot
Nathan Phillips
put me in screencap pls
Benjamin Kelly
post it fag >i need upboates on plebbit
Julian Reyes
You need Jesus.
Nicholas Russell
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Anthony Torres
fixed the bottom right guy
Samuel Mitchell
I love how you thought "no one suspects it" needed to be said twice in your post
Jayden Cook
wait i fucked up again but i fixed it
Joseph Kelly
too long didn't read why does everyone want to be in the screen shot any way
add me faggots
Jaxon Howard
All the posts but mine? Fucker
Ian Parker
which one
Luke Myers
>>>/reddit Fuck off reddit trash
Wyatt Allen
shit aint nearly funny enough for a screen cap you fucking normie loser
Christopher Rogers
If your toilet rocks then the wax seal is probably broken and you need to fix it before the water damages your floor.
Carter Powell
Here's an excellent idea: >purchase fleshlight >purchase black dildo >insert black dildo into fleshlight simulate being cucked by a nigger cock you pathetic piece of shit.
Benjamin Scott
I even got dubs
John Foster
you weren't fast enough or funny enough
Carter Scott
I tried something pretty amazing yesterday
>try to edge your shit >jerk of at same time >when starting to cum push shit out
Will produce a very strong orgasm, be aware you might loose concioucnes if you push shit to hard out but it feels nice
Ayden Baker
I posted a lot earlier than the others that were included >not funny Nothing funny about this thread at all.
Jaxson Gomez
>why does everyone want to be in the screen shot any way Because samefagging
Noah Mitchell
This is madness and needs to be hidden for the sake of society.
Alexander Wood
don't put people who ask to be in the screencap in the screencap you dickhead.
Jace Morris
OP you're a faggot and your gay faggot trap webm and toilet fetish proves it
James Torres
thats hot i wanna try it
Sebastian Sanders
Hahaha, you just made my day op This is why I still lurk
Tyler Foster
damn son
Adrian Jones
Saving the thread by predicting my post number
Xavier Parker
Do you put shaving cream inside of the baggie our just outside?
Benjamin Rodriguez
IS THAT A FUCKING DICK ON THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT
Grayson Jenkins
>fucking a toilet >Thinks running a shower stops the noise