So, I turned 60 today. I've been on Sup Forums for ten years so I feel like I can trust you guys. Any suggestions for how I should celebrate?
So, I turned 60 today. I've been on Sup Forums for ten years so I feel like I can trust you guys...
Coke and hookers
Have a creamy, dreamy log
Hookers and coke
I don't believe it.
Get drunk and obliterate the wife also happy birthday
Drink your own piss and put IcyHot on your balls.
60 on Sup Forums? ( ಠ ͟ʖ ಠ )
This
drink some scotch and go sky diving
>make a porn video
> post it to Sup Forums
> become a legend
Just because we get older doesn't mean we're any less fucked up.
>drink some scotch and go sky diving
After snorting coke, destroying my catamite's boipuci and rubbing icyhot on my balls? Kinky. Keep them coming.
I would book a trip to tokyo and go to the soaplands, drink japanese whisky and just hang out among the weirdness.
Source, 50-year old user
>soaplands
Thanks for the suggestion. Oddly, even after all these years my husband is still the only person I want to poke with my chinpoko.
ah, you're a married gayanon?
I would maybe do a nudist party together in Key West or something. Some combination of travel, good booze and nudity is good for any age.
single malt and 3 ice cubes
Just in Miami a couple of days ago. Missed out on Key West. Plus, he's a nudity hating millennial. (I would have been great with that)
Classy. Plus I've hit the age where Scotch doesn't taste like brass polish.
By not violating parole by being on here.
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The statute of limitations is your friend.