What do you think his prison bitch name will be?

What do you think his prison bitch name will be?

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lil' pricey

>white guy
>going to prison

Pick one

Martin Shkreli

He'll go to a white collar minimum security prison if he goes at all.

Be funny. Do the thread. Participate. Stop being not funny and stop trying to be somebody.

Pssh. The trust fund baby has enough money for a "time served" get out of jail free card. White collar criminals do whatever they want, whenever they want, to whom ever they want and the expense of the middle and working class. Just ask the Johnson and Johnson family heir, who got house arrest for raping his 3 year old daughter.

Million Dollar Lady

Martin "Cum-on-my-belly" Shkrelli

Homeskrill

Jew

I love this one.

Kek

Trump, but he won't go to prison.

Bitch-2147483647 aka max cash or max integer in the bank

"Violent Specialist"

Nobody would call their bitch Trump. That shit ain't sexy.

He won't go. Even if he does he will be getting a 0-6 months sentence which will be set out for probation. He made 9 digits. Either way he won. You lost.

He'll be sent to a minimum security motel. He'll do 10 years but it won't be so bad and he'll pick up where he left off as soon as he gets out. Before he ships out he'll sell off most of his assets and put them in the market so he'll have a nice little portfolio growing for the entire duration of his sentence.

rich people go to rich people prison

Big Pharma because he'll always have the most stuff in his commissary and he'll be able to easily control others with all that shit

The pharmas daughter......

Baron Zemo

>Either way he won. You lost.

Wew lad. No, I think we all lost by reading your boring comment, lame ass. You could have come up with a funny name. You could have been fun for once in your life.

Pharma Ho

Do Jews have gangs in prison? His ass will be rape sore by blacks if there are no jew gang to protect him.

his parents are janitors lol. Also immigrants

Is there anyone in the US more misunderstood than this guy? There are shockingly few people who understand why he's controversial, what he did to gain notoriety, or what these unrelated charges are about.

He won't spend hardly anytime in prison and if he does it will be smooth sailing and back to ballin in no time

Martyn Skhrelistein is the type of nigga that smirks during his sentencing because he thinks it makes him charming and above the situation

>No big deal. 15 year old memers will still think I'm cool if I smirk. Cannot betray my core audience.

underrated, kek

This... ;(

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>Skhrelistein
He's not Jewish. He's Catholic and of Albanian descent.

zyclon shkreii

Pillz

little pinch

nurse boy

...

He'll be in a nice cozy prison for the rich protected from any nigger that would want to ass fuck him.

Russian manufacturer

hating martin shkreli in 2017 LUL leftist crybabies i drink all your tears

Napoleon Bone-apart

who is he and what'd he do?

story???

You drink tears?

That's kinda gross man. I would not recommend that at all.

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kek

Martin was not a trust fund kid he was born in a working class family

yall know he was protesting the US GOV right?
>if you are a male you are likelier to die of cancer?
>less likely to recieve help/relief from that massive death treatment known as chemo and it's associated costs?
>why do you fucks not care?
>i faind most males are complete cucks/balless/spineless/too stupid. its always something... WTF

#CODEPINK!!!

not true.

he lied about being "being born with tons of money, and you bitches are all poor, and will never have money."

so fuck off shill

the millions he made in securities fraud were just in protest to the US govt.

he's NOT GUILTY U GUISE!1

I'm NOT A SHILL!1!

.just keep it simplistic yeah saying shill and all?

much wow

Dude are you a wizard?

>I'm gonna take a drug so few people have and do exactly what the social security exchange does...
>hmmm.
>wonder how that will work out...

hello? shill wizard?!
>hello?
>explain this!

>i've never been locked up and i think everybody gets raped by big bubba in jail and prison

I for on would knock you bitch ass outjust for thinking let alone let it pass your pffy bitch lips that that prisons are just rape communities of men treating men like shit. You obviously have no conception.

his parents are janitors

>joking about male prison rape?
>OP's gender variable;
> %84+ Cuntcer

>Rich and white
>Going to prison
MFW

pretty boy

The ratio of dollars spent is about the same as the ratio of mortality rates of breast cancer vs. prostate cancer.

It is also roughly similar to the expected total lifetime lost to the two diseases. One which kills in middle-age vs. a much slower progression that kills the extreme elderly.