You have been gifted three (3) cosmic good boy points by the transcendental Pepe of omnipotence. You can spend them on any combination of the following:
+1 inch of dick
+1 inch of height
+10 IQ points
-10 lbs of fat
+10 lbs of muscle
+1 year of unconditinal happiness
1 night of consensual sex with anyone you want
Spend them wisely user.
Easy, dick muscle and happiness.
>implying losing 10 pounds is anywhere close to being worth having sex with anyone you want
lul
3 inches of dick, all girth.
>Implying I'm not already fucking who I want.
I choose losing 10lb 3 times
HAHAH
easy
+1inch of a dick because why not? 10 inches won't hurt (me)
+1 inch of height because am the manlet king
+10 IQ points because 134 can't hurt
+1 inch of dick so 7,5" total
+1 inch height
+10 IQ points
the rest I can do myself
so easy
-10lbs of fat
+10 lbs of muscle
+inch of height
+10 IQ points x3
that brings me to 6'1 with 7,5" and 127 IQ
10 iq
10 lbs muscle
1 night
Lose 10 pounds 4 times. Also, regarding IQ, I'd rather lose 10 points and maybe I wouldn't suffer so much.
>20 pound muscle
>1 year unconditional happiness
Best year of muh life
20 iq
10 lbs muscles
2 inches of height and 10 IQ points. Anything else I can achieve myself or don't care about.
why would you guys pick muscles or weight when these are the only variables that you can act upon
just pick the IQ and go to the gym (and the sex ofc)
may wanna take some points in IQ there user
All you retards wanting more iq? What are you, black?
How does having a higher iq improve quality of life? If anything make you more depressed.
Shut up
3 points on height (I'd still be a manlet). :'(
That's what I'm sayin
+2 inch of height
+10 IQ points
please deliver lord transcendental Pepe of omnipotence
1 muscle, 2 iq.
I'm already 6'7, I wish my arms were stronger and having an IQ oh 156 couldn't hurt.
Dick, dick, and IQ.
I'm already pretty fit, with somewhat average height, dick length, and brains.
3 sex , everything else I'm already perfect with
Can I take MINUS 10 IQ thrice.
I wanna be happy and carefree, God Pepe!
Dick, happiness, sex
+30IQ then I can be as smart as I act.
I'm already higher than I'd like to be, I already lost 30lbs once and gained it all back, I don't plan on getting muscular, and after 3 year of unconditional happiness I would probably kill myself losing it again. I even have no real interest in having sex with someone, and I especially don't want a longer dick, if anything I would want a vagina.
sex, dick and height
+1 inch of dick
+20 IQ points
>-10lbs of fat
>-10lbs of fat
>+1 inch dick
>+10 IQ points x3
I wonder what it would actually feel like to get that much smarter instantly..
Let's see:
+10 IQ points = you can increase your IQ, just get educated, read books, learn new skills
-10 lbs of fat = exercise and go on a diet and you lose the fat
+10 lbs of muscle = exercise and go on a diet and you gain muscles
This leaves you with things you can't do on your own
+1 year of unconditinal happiness
1 night of consensual sex with anyone you want
+1 inch of dick
+1 inch of height
Personally, I wouldn't waste a cosmic good boy point on a shag, so I'll go with dick, height and happiness.
If you don't take the dick, the height, and the IQ you're a verified sperglord
i'll just take the 3 years of happiness and hope i get some more points along the way
I'll take an inch of dick, 10 IQ points, and a year of unconditional happiness because life doesn't seem to be worth living with depression.
He speaks the truth
eyy
+1 inch dick
+20 points iq
Doesn't state it sex on consensual. Nice try fagggget
Just more IQ please. I am of average intelligence and I have autism. I'd like to be one of the super smart autists.
>implying 3x10 lbs. would even make a dent in most of you
1 inch of dick and 20 iq points
+ 2 inches of dick
+ 10 IQ points
All on IQ
140 baby
+1 dick
+1 height
+10 IQ easily.
all three on fat
+3 inches height.. 5'10 sounds niiiice
dick, dick and dick
>only thing I can't really do on my own
I'd take negative IQ if it was available tho. fucking normies and their happiness
+30 IQ
>and happiness
and at 366 days it goes away and the world is fucking grayshit again? no thanks
This guy gets it
+30 IQ points, Great Pepe Infinite.
I in turn sacrifice to you one of my own Pepes, that it may please your almighty Feels.
You can enlarge ur penis with jelqing and stretching if u want. So just take iq
Does jelqing really work? I'm kinda interested in giving it a try but I'm definitely not interested in having my dick irreversibly damaged.
+2 inch of dick
+10 lbs muscle
Plz Lord Pepe
...
there are some penis enlargement communitys who say it works. just dont do it full hard
10 iq
One year of happiness
Sex
Pepe hear my prayers
Yeah, but you have to do it for 20-40 minutes 3-5 times a week for 6-12 months before there's a noticeable difference. That's a lot of time and a lot of lotion spent on your dick.
I will take +20iq points and one good fuck with person of choice but I'm not sure who so I will reserve that for when I know
Okay thats actually fucking hard fuck the height muscle amd happiness first i dont care and third i can do. Now i wanna loose 20kg but i suppose that i can do with hardwork. Even tho i feel okay with my dick an extra inch will make me from okay to really confident. Sadly i think i am gonna go for +1 inch +10iq and a night with someone but only if i get to keep it and not do it now. Tho it will drive me crazy what to choose. Make a fantasy a reality do someone like dani divine or smth my bestfriends gf? Or that insanely hot friend from highschool...
IQ, muscle, and height.
having a year of nothing bad happening would get pretty gay
30 IQ points hmu
Like doing drugs, but not being able to stop the feeling. First would come the highs, the pleasure, the feel-good of knowing and learning, of revelations, of truths,the motivation, the wonder of ease, the aha moments.
Then would come the lows. The shame, the depression, the moments of grim realization, the anguish, the resentfulness, the anger, the hopelessness, the antipathy, the apathy, the regret, the self-hatred, the substance abuse.
Then after a while your new base level would be somewhere closer to crippling depression than euphoric revelation.
I mean, just imagine ruining everything for yourself, like that, just, by yourself.
the guide i found was
3minutes warmup
5-15min qelq
3 minutes warmup
5-15min stretching
Unless your already tall and hung.
Which I'm not. So I agree. But I can't help but think it is vain to add an inch instead of spend all points on intelligence.
So I'm vain I guess.
3 inches of height. 6'6
dick will grow to compensate no doubt. and if i gain 3 inches of height my weight wouldbe more distributed, thus i would not need to lose any and im already kinda thin
How many tendies for 3 cosmic good boy points?
3x iq
then I can ascend
bye guys im leaving the mortal realm
Just three years of unconditional happiness.
you are telling me your penis is 3,6 inch? you need to measure erected
+1 inch of dick
dont know for sure how big i am but i feel like it can be bigger, i just compare my size with porn stars, not color or nationality.
+1 inch of height
again dont really know my height but I know the girl that i like is either as tall as me or a little taller.
1 night of consensual sex with anyone you want
as a virgin that would be nice.
30 IQ, use to obtain 3 more cosmic good boy points, 30 more IQ, use to obtain 3 more cosmic good boy points, 30 lbs of muscle, obtain 3 more cosmic good boy points, repeat until perfect specimen.
Sounds about right. I tried it for a few months years ago, but I gave up because I'm lazy. I read a lot about it it. Unless the majority of people doing it are liars, then it actually works.
>kars, the perfect life form
no no no, i am 6'3. would be 6'6
+1 inch of dick, +10 lbs of muscle, -10 lbs
Lol already 7.3 in and 6'2.
im around 16-17cm (depends on measure and erection) and 4.5cm girth but i still would like to have 2cm length and 1cm girth more. it's human nature i think
All these fags in here wanting to make their dicks bigger just so they can fap with an extra inch before crying themselves to sleep...
+10 IQ
- 10 lbs fat
+10 lbs muscle
I will be stronger and more intelligent
I would have what i have ever dreamed of
So what are you dreaming of?
Kek
This would be literally my dream set up of my body and cognitive functions
With that i could fight if i needed to and i still would be smart as fuck to build me a fucking rocket and fly to the moon because earth stinks
3x consensual sex = threesome with wife and her hot sister.
No need for IQ, my math skills are exceptional already.
2 in of height, 10 iq points
dick is good already, and everything else can be worked on/ worked for
IQ, Muscle, sex.
+2 Inches of height and +10 IQ
I am sure and I lock in my answer, transcendental Pepe of omnipotence!
Yes! Now I am 5' 10" and a tad smarter. Already fit, and already have 6.5 inch dick, and already had sex with beautiful special girls. This will complete me
iq, iq, happiness.
Something's telling me you're a filthy liar who is very upset with their life. :(
> 3x
> wife & hot sister
> math skills
bait?
6'3" --> 6'6" is a 1.04x size increase, so your 3 inch penis will be 3.12 inches. Congrats!
I will like +20 in and to wake up and shit out 10 lbs in the morning, Please.
+20 IQ
Sorry. Damn auto correct.
all the murricafags who take height. i really don't understand that. unless you are under 170cm i would never prefer it dick size, sex, iq, or muscle.
> no i'm not short. im around 180cm, which is average for my country. and biggest height average of men has netherlands with 183cm. USA has average of 178
>110 right now.
kek