DON'T TELL SCOTTY

DON'T TELL SCOTTY

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE
youtube.com/watch?v=km4YDi-VHSo
youtube.com/watch?v=weqed4Pdb54
youtube.com/watch?v=PRdpA6if4vc
twitter.com/AnonBabble

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW

hey, this isnt where i parked my car

BOURNE IS IN PLAY.

Scotty shiranai wa

girls you wanted to fuck many years ago but now probably look like grannys thread?

the slut from Sex drive

kreuk was fucking prime in that movie

>tfw you live in bratislava

This is off topic, but women are such a bad reward.
If you fuck big titty girl for 1 month, you get used to it and want perky B's. If you fuck pretty fact for a month, you get used to it and don't even see it anymore.
Lana a.k.a. Scotties slutty gf has a perfect face, but then she's also a shot asian with no tits. Nothing is worth it, life sucks. You merely compete for stuff, life style, and experiences that are worse than any drug when you take for the first time.

...

lanklet and womanlet, they make her stand on boxes like Tom Cruise

That scene was brutal

shes still hot

Was Scotty a cuck?

imagine Sup Forums's reaction to it if it happened in a major 2016 movie

How? Teen girls that cheat on their bf's? You should stop relating to this basic stuff.
The song was catchy.

There's cheating, and there's making a song about it and singing it in front of him.

>The song was catchy.

Yes it was.

youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE

Kreuk still looks good fambroni

What happened in that scene?

what is it that scotty doesn't know? nothing lewd i hope

>we will never have prime Michelle Trachtenberg back

youtube.com/watch?v=km4YDi-VHSo

>he doesn't watch Silicon Valley

>mfw they chose her to play Chun Li in that horrible Street Fighter movie

>Someone actually wrote this

dentist shit

JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON BOURNE

I will never understand how they got Matt Damon to do that scene. This was in '04, he was an established A-lister by then.

Holy shit. I thought it was one of those memes where Sup Forums pretends something insane happens in a film when it didn't in order to confuse people, but a quick Google proves otherwise.

...

>you will never have a gf
>your gf will never betray you with Matt fucking Damon
>Matt Damon will sing a music about him fucking your gf with another man's voice
why even live?

...

>Matt Damon will
will never*

God its been 10 years since this song came out and still rocks !

>2016
>being a cuck

he was friends with the director and happened to be near when shooting

>Mfw I am watching this right now

Huh. I remember this song from some ebaumsworld video or something. It was some animation with a guy with a sliver face. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

nice abs brah, what's your reps? been trying to get those abs for about 8 months now and I still can't. I'm this close to going to a lipo clinic and scultpting them instead

why is smallville so comfy bros?

:( i miss them

If you couldn't reach the ottermode in his pic after 8 months I'm sorry to tell you this but you're low test and will never look good. My advice is to roll with what you have and be a trap.

i have abs, just not a 6 pack. already in otter mode though. i'm mainly targetting chad sage's physique since i'm the same height as him

that guy looks like a party twink

that's your goal?

better start doing roids then

Then you better roid up because after 8 months you reach the natty limit.

Scotty doesn't know
That Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but
She doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and
Scotty doesn't know

youtube.com/watch?v=weqed4Pdb54

Hey it's Tim from Justified

Everyone has abs dude, getting that is about diet

...

are we actually discussing shit are you kidding me

HEY

Sup Forums would have a heart attack, we'd be flooded with Sup Forums threads about Hollywood encouraging infidelity

Fionna's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!

>Hey Matt, we want you to get a bunch of piercings, shave your head, and pretend to sing then make out with this girl
>Cool

FIONA SAID SHE'S OUT SHOPPING

BUT SHE'S UNDER ME AND I'M NOT STOPPING

Are ya daft lad?

...

JESUS CHICKEN FINGERS AND GRAPE SODA CHRIST, THAT'S JASON BOURNE

>tfw my name is scotty

it was a hard month Sup Forums.

this was back when you could play that for laughs and feel sympathy for the cuck

at some point Sup Forums lost all sympathy for cucks and decided they hate them intensely

its pretty much self loathing from Sup Forums after getting cucked hard by m00t

is this cuckkino

>hur hur pol
Go back to tumblr, faggot

can't erase history where m00t cucked you hard begged him for more bro

>gf breaks up with you
>you go to a party to cheer up
>in the form of an incredibly catchy song, she reveals that she's been banging Matt Damon behind your back for a year

youtube.com/watch?v=PRdpA6if4vc

>dating sluts

What did Scotty expect? He needs to get a pure qt gf

That chick has the sexiest nose, eyes and lips combination ive ever seen. Amazing bj face.

Thank the Inuit.

>10 years

It's been 13 years, underage faggot. And why would an old song not rock?