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Wash her you degenerate. And clean your room.
clean it u disgusting faggot
beta loser. fuck you
How about now faggots
Still a little dirty. Should've moistened her up with a bit of lube before taking a picture. Presentation is everything.
post picture with your tongue in the fuck hole
She's not in the mood anyways now, but maybe later. I hope so.
post a picture of you giving her a kiss
Nice girlfriend OP! Wish I could find a nice girl like that!
better-than-sex/10
prove its actually your gf kiss her with timestamp
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How close to the real thing is it
Where is the timestamp
Cant find my pen
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How many times have you used it?
Not that many, 4-5 timea maybe.
Should we?
ACTUALLY... Shove it up your ass.
Certainly.
Do it faggot
We should
Thats what this is for.
6/10 not bad. is it your only one?
Also old timestamp, butt fuck it i'm posting it anyway.
Is that a horse ass fleshlight?
But the Fleshlight handle is thicker than that. Stretch that fuckin asshole out, Sup Forumsro, and use that dildo as a sounding rod.
Im not that much of a faggot yet.
Not fleshlight brand. Bought it from bad dragon. It's mary the anthromare. old model. there is a new one out now and they discontinued the one in pic
his ass would crush it. the case they come in are flimsy
How does it feel compared to a normal fleshlight?
This is all i got
Do fleshlights actually feel good enough to be worth buying?
FUCK THE FLESHLIGHT ALREADY DAMNIT
If i get dubs you have to fuck the fleshlight with ice in it and post pics
If you dont mind the lack of a timestamp, and to goad OP to deliver. I'll post me
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damn, im rolling just for that fail
Trips, he HAS to do it now.
hi you must be new!
fuck, reroll
Mine is much, much better. It has a functional labia, perfectly placed textures and I can replace it every six months for 3 years and I still will have spent less money than you.
Get real trip, will fuck.
Buy a cheap pocket pussy and find out. I know I'm happy with all my toy purchases. Though I have got to say I found a unique use for the vibrating egg one cam with.
>It has a functional labia
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>$10
fuck it, why not.
pic taken off of amazon. That shit is fucking cheap fuck a warranty. ive owned my for nearly two years and have yet to grind the tread off it
>pic taken off of amazon.
And?
damn. that looks good actually.
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>warranty
That's not how trips work.
Implying I doubt you own one. 10 fucking dollars and you cant post yours? how shameful.
I've bought one of those. It's freaking awesome. I've had it over a year and it started to tear. I was going to get another one, because it actually is really good, but then I found pic related.
I decided to buy pic related instead.
yeah im assuming he means it came with a warranty that or i mispelled it but im too lazy to hope over to google my mistake.
>ever present demand for proof on a board dedicated to fiction
LOL *hop*
I caught that one!
You're not worth the effort of reducing my file size. If you think that buying a $10 masturbator isn't believable, kys.
OH, i was not aware b meant fiction
If proving yourself to Sup Forumsros on Sup Forums aint worth your time then why are you here?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>on the top of every page on this board
The fact that you don't post it leads me to believe you don't have the money for it.
as in you don't want to ask your mommy to buy it. Or you did and she said no.
LOL so it is. then explain timestamps
I'm here to have fun and laugh. I don't have to prove anything to accomplish that.
>implying the opinion of others matters in an anonymous community.
You clearly skipped orientation, because you haven't grasped the true nature of anonymity yet. Here's a refresher, newfag.
>youtube.com
link
ha like im gonna read rules. for fuck sake I STILL don't know how I got banned for posting a ghost story on /x
timestamps exist solely to degrade women who want their gender advantage in an anonymous community. That is literally their only function.
Also, i'm establishing a pattern for anons to find so when i make my "debut" Sup Forums can get quite the laugh
Rule 33
AND to show OP is being legit in his doings/claims
no one cares faggot.
It's pretty much nearly as good man. Getting a fleshlight inspired me to get some actual pussy cause it was so much better than jacking off, I figured sex would be that much better. Nope. Fleshlights are nearly the perfect compromise between convenience and pleasure. Only thing that sucks is the cleanup afterwards, but you don't have to deal with any bitches and you can fap to whatever crazy shit you want.
nope. anyone doing that is a newfag who doesn't understand Sup Forums culture.
You don't have to prove shit here. This is a safe space to larp, lie and troll. Doing these things is the purpose for this board existing.
psh. Like ive got money for that. nigga i walk to work
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It's You
Enlightening, from here on out I will call all posters demanding a timestamp newfags
No my fate is to be found well after my body has rotten and bloated. alone in my shit apartment.
That doesn't make you special here. That's the fate of us all.
yeah but i didn't follow the link and assumed he meant the way i'd die. like i fucking go outside for anything but work.
Oldfag isn't something you can become. You either are someone who lurked Sup Forums between 2004 - 2006 or you're not.
If you're not, you're a newfag and you always will be a newfag. 98% of this board are newfags.
>like i fucking go outside for anything but work.
again, all of us are like that. You're not special for that here.
Ah, I see. So Sup Forums culture changed and now the majority demands timestamps to sift through outrageous claims on /b. Interesting
Putting hat on a hat. you are doing it well
timestamps are for bitches that dont know how to find sauce. what are you talking about
BUT if you still aint getting it. And im sure you are not. That is why im drawn here. because of the fairly liked minded people that share my fate.
nice pic of the planet Jupiter
see Sup Forums got zerged by 400,000 lance crawfords after Sup Forums made the news. They drove away all of the people that made this place special in the first place. Now, all we get are trap threads, wwyd threads and webm porn threads. The same tired shit every day without anything creative ever happening. The change in culture was not an improvement. It ruined this place, which why all of the oldfags lurk infinity now.
again, that's why we are all here. You're not special.
So fleshlight Bro still here?
will you fuck your fleshlight with your dildo?
They belong together
I like the way it is i dont gives fucks bout your care. my ONLY beef is banana pics in ylyl. Other then that im fine the way it is.
and if you feel that strongly about it then petition Sup Forums to ban users preemptively and permanently if they aren't oldfags
infinitechan is slow as fuck
again hat on a hat. jesus its like stating facts to a liberal
>Other then that im fine the way it is.
That's only because you don't know what you're missing. Seriously, you never raided any one. You've never participated in the utter destruction of a person. You weren't among the ranks that brought corporations to their knees.
You're a fucking tourist.
So was this place in 2005.
its a loli
You mean caused a hiccup for corporations. Tell me how well are they stand on their feet now?
And better to not know what im missing then to hang around like a cryin brian posting about the good old days.
prove its you or you're lying.
You don't actually expect us to belive thats you, do you? You must think we are all idiots.
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newfag asking for timestamp
You don't get it. Participating in those raids was FUN. You and your kind have sucked all of the fun out of this place.
It's like that movie The Beach staring Leonardo DiCaprio. They lived in a paradise, but they had to keep it a secret to prevent the tourists from coming and ruining it. They realized that if people discovered MAYA BAY, everyone would come and then the pardise of the place would be ruined by a surge of oblivious tourists.
You're one of those people who ruins paradise. You're a fucking tourist.