>Walk into your home
>You find Gabe Newell standing there
Wat do?
Walk into your home
Jeremiah Johnson
Cameron Hill
Ask him where the fuck Half-Life 3 is
Benjamin Gray
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Logan Powell
Turn 18,000,000 degrees and fly
Caleb Sanders
This.
David Cook
A little sex; a lot of free games.
Bentley Torres
Watch as he mercilessly rapes my steam wallet
Gavin Williams
Call the cops, there's a fat person in my house
Ayden Jenkins
Learn basic geometry you stupid nigger.
Michael Morales
You'd walk into him again......
Alexander Walker
...
Adrian Rogers
Wonder how he found and got into my home in the first place.
Ayden James
go back to college and learn to count to three
Hunter Stewart
>current year
>being this new
fuck outta here
Henry Moore
Ask him for new weapons
Pls
Christopher Adams
ask him where the fuck he keeps all the money he rapes from our steam wallets.
Jason Wilson
Take his Unusual Glasses, the effect is Dead Presidents which is how he gets all his money.
Brayden Brown
count to three or you will die from eternal bleeding
Jace Reyes
"where the fuck is my half life 3 motherfucker"
Xavier Anderson
Hide my pirate games and ask him for free steam keys.
Josiah Myers
Steam is not a so big del now that GOG has cloud saves.