Femanons, what would you do if you caught one of your male friends stealing your panties? Instead...

Femanons, what would you do if you caught one of your male friends stealing your panties? Instead, what if you strongly suspected he took a pair?

Pic related, it's my stolen panty collection.

My main complaint would be that panties are expensive. Any decent pair at Victoria's Secret is like $10

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find out why he would want to steal my panties

What if one of your male friends bought them from you? Instead, what if you strongly suspected he bought them from you?

Yea if he offered me some money I'd let him have a pair.

Male user here but I have an idea. It all depends on you, OP.

Consider sexual harassment in the workplace. If it's perpetrated by a good looking guy who is in shape then most women are relatively okay with it. If it's instead perpetrated by your typical user then it's going to be a fucking problem sent to HR. A female friend's feelings about you stealing their panties are going to depend on your own physical and sexual attractiveness. That's first. Second, it will depend on the quality and nature of your friendship with the chick. How well do you two know each other? How do you know each other? Do you have a line of communication that extends to a naughty sense of humor? Lastly, when called on stealing her panties, how you handle that situation will either turn you into a social outcast, not only with her, but with your other friends, or could result in your getting your dinky stinky right there on the spot. Handle that moment well with a bit of charisma and you'll be up in her guts.

>why he would steal my panties?
Topkek
If you cant figure that out by yourself you dont deserve to know

Own up to it do so in a sexy way. She might give you a shot.

OP here. Tell me all about how to do it in a "sexy way."

This, I'd be pissed and creeped out obviously. Underwear is expensive and I have ones I really like.
Nothing a little calling out and public humiliation can't fix

says it all. If you're called on it then try to read her. Is she mad? Scared? Try the approach of not answering anything, but instead keep asking questions. For example, when she asks, "HAve you been going through my underwear drawer?" you should respond, "What makes you think I'd go through your underwear drawer?" Lower your voice, smile, get that look in your eye...you know the rest. It's a two way street. You have to act and react. Don't own up to it though until you think something might happen.

>Nothing a little calling out and public humiliation can't fix
Explain, please.

Hey this creepy fucker stole my favourite underwear, tell everyone you know to watch out.
Followed by posting on social media and possibly following up legally if i have proof

that's how you get murdered. over a pair of panties. you'll be found slit down to your bones in pieces years after you disappear.

well he can try

OP here again.

Jeez, that's an awfully drastic response.

We don't live in a porno user were we're wet 24/7 for creepy actions. We live in the real world were stupid decisions have consequences

You haven't gotten laid recently, have you?

So your first response is to socially ruin them and involve the law if possible? Damn.

You're failing to take into account how you would go about asking your male friend about it. Once you suspect something you'd start wondering why you two are only platonic instead of romantic friends. You'll start to realize how your friend is actually kind of cute. You'll be torn between your sense of disgust and flattery that he would be into you. After all, why wouldn't he be into you? You've got it going on, girlfriend.

If he plays it right then your panties will be on the floor along with the rest of your clothes.

Serious?

lawl virgin

Nope. She'll be torn between disgust and flattery. It's that simple. Play to her flattery and you'll be shocked at what can happen.

That's pretty fucking stupid right there

That's a bit harsh..

Look if a guy takes my panties I'm not going to ruin his life over it, like I said before I'd be irritated more so than anything because that shits expensive. I'd ask him to stop and if it continued I'd wouldn't be friends with him simple as that

Is there any condition under which you'd give him a shot at your pussy?

OP here.

Very serious.

>That's pretty fucking stupid right there
Why?

That was supposed top be directed to

Serious?

Probably not, if he wanted to pursue any kinda of relationship with me then he kinda should've been honest from the get go. Admitting you like someone and putting yourself out there is more admirable that stealing my panties you know?

I read that as 'if a guy takes a shit in my panties'

I'll be upfront here, I'm not trying to pursue a relationship with you. Would you pic of yours?

Ha

There's got to be at least one way he could play it when confronted that would give him a shot.

I don't think men and women are meant to be platonic friends anyway. At least not really. Platonic friendship between men and women is only possible in a greater context like work. It's impossible for a man and woman to be friends in the way that men are friends together. If a woman has a platonic friendship with a guy the thought has certainly occurred to both of them, the romantic possibility.

Would you sell your panties to a stranger?

Take a pic of my panties?

Well that's why I said probably, I'll admit girls and guys friendships do have an undertone of attraction whether people admit it of not however if there is a way I don't immediately see it

Depends on the price I guess

Nice. Be honest. Earlier in the thread I posted about being torn between disgust and flattery. You'd be a bit flattered, right? Be honest. As gross as him wanting your panties might be on it's surface, you'd think, "Yeah. I'm sexy. Of course he wants me."

Take a pic of my panties?

Yes

There is a girl I work with whom I'd pay $500 for the panties she is wearing on any given day.

Yea, I'd be a a bit flattered but at the same time I'd be wondering why he didn't just come out and tell me how he felt

Yea, I'd do it. It'd have to be cash though

I'm working, and the bathrooms here are pretty public

Nice. Stakes are too high for me unfortunately - otherwise I'd offer it to her.

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Fair enough, it'd have to be upfront too after I counted it I'd give them to you

Exactly. I think if he played your flattery just right you'd probably let him get a finger or two sticky. If he put on his sexy eyes and said that he's a perv over you and he's been thinking for a while how to go about it...you'd probably let him. Most women would in my opinion.

My first reaction is no I wouldn't but then again I've never been put in that situation so I'm not sure

Just thinking that (out there somewhere) the possibility exists is turning me on

But remember, we're being very theoretical here. Keep in mind this is a genuine friend of yours for whom you want to assume the best.

Glad I could help? I'm just being honest that's just me though I wouldn't try it on every girl you meet

More importantly is if you'd do some panty-less upskirts for a male "friend".

More more importantly is if you're not a hambeast and if you'll do it for us.

Of course you can fantasise about it but don't steal panties you dumbasses.

It's creepy however you put it, you will not get laid, the real world is not your shitty hentai doujins.

Hmm.. I still don't know, but it's not completely off the table though

I don't really wear skirts, and again I'm at work so I'm not doing it here

What about offering to buy the ones she's wearing at any particular time?

Depends on the guy. part of me finds it kinda hot

Exactly! Because even in this theoretical conversation you're a bit flattered! Of course a guy is into you. Why wouldn't he be. And keep in mind that if this theory transitioned into reality you'd actually know the guy and have lived experiences with him and genuinely like him. In that moment of confrontation with your very good friend, I'd bet that if he was cool and played it right then something would click between you two.

Do you create your own reality in all aspects of your life?

Look. I'm an actual faggot. Homosexual. I'm saying that if female user's true friend were confronted with this accusation then female user would be overcome by her own sense of flattery.

>u can win a girls heart by creepily stealing her panties
kek

Well shit, you got me there. But it wouldn't be a right then and there thing

I don't know...I think i caught a whiff of chloroform about 10 minutes ago.

girls are not flattered by guys perving on them, its not flattering, its scary

Kek

Post panties please? I need this anonnette.

That would be nice. I would be able to finish anyways.

In the past few months on Sup Forums, I've seen several threads like this.

They each and every one agree that my fetish for sex in thigh-highs, a skirt, and no panties is uncomfortable, will never happen, and is just weird.

But traps aren't gay.

How should I an hero, Sup Forums? Nurse-kun is never coming back, girls won't wear thigh-highs, and everyone here is a gay nazi. I'm done.

Is that a yes?

I never said it was weird or uncomfortable, I just personally don't wear skirts you'll find your nurse-kun one day

That's "I'm a dude in this thread who would cum if she posted a pic of her panties"

Hire an escort

Can someone post panties or panty drawers plz

I would seduce them and fuck with them. Then I would hurt them in the moment that they begin to trust me.

It would be sexy if someone stole a pair of my dirty panties though. I'd make him wear them over his head while I fucked him.

Jeez. Ask the girl out!

She may say no, but she may say yes. If she says yes you might have a shot at licking it instead of just dreaming about it for $500.

I'm pretty sure most people would be so shocked that they'd default to saying no. Not to mention that they'd probably be pretty creeped out. I'm pretty sure if they were the type to be okay with selling their panties on the spot, you'd know well in advance.

Buying them off of them is really the only morally acceptable thing to do. Nice underwear is expensive for men but it's way more expensive for women. I'd be pissed if I found out a chick stole my favorite underwear, even if I had a thing for her. It might go somewhere but I'm getting my fucking underwear back first.

You fuckers should leave money whenever you steal underwear so they can at least replace their underwear. Like 120% the cost. Think of it as an investment.

This whole thread is about dirty panties. I can't imagine why any man would want a pair of clean panties owned by a girl.

I've got to go now work is getting busy but here's a few pics because I didn't "tits or gtfo"

You keep saying that, but your odds are much better if you don't steal her panties and just be a man about it!!

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Yea, I'd pay about $50 for a pair of my bosses panties.

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Oh shit, dat boooty

Thank you

This.

The only time it wouldn't be creepy and frightening would be if it was a long time friend so that the chick knew that it was harmless. Even then she's probably not going to look at it positively.

I asked a friend for her panties before, went well

I knew a girl that sold panties online. She would do disgusting things to them to make them stink, and I'm not talking about legitimate girl stink.

Be careful where you get your panties. It would be too easy to rip off most of you.

It would have to be a transaction in person or public

That sounds like pretty vanilla exploration during a long-term relationship. Not sure why anyone would say anything negative about that. I'm inclined to think you just couldn't tell the difference between the shitposters and the qualityposters.

Like her wearing a skirt and removing them in front of me or something to that effect. I would never buy them online lol

Much appreciated.

It could happen at a Starbucks or some such place (under the table), etc

I think I'm going to give this a try

OP here again.

My favorite pair of stolen panties is a silky little blue thong I took from a friend of mine while I was watching her dog for her while she was out with her boyfriend. She's way out of my league, so I kind of had a field day with her panty drawer.

Pic related, it's the little silky blue thong.

ITT: Neckbeard virgins who think the kind of guy who steals a girls panties can somehow charm her into fucking them after she finds out.

Jesus fucking Christ Sup Forums.

How that sequence would probably go if that happened to me:
>f: Ummm
>m: *standing like a dear in headlights*
>f: The fuck are you doing?
>m: Well... *slowly begins to close drawer*
>f: Wait... were you trying to steal my panties?
>m: Uhhhh... no?
>f: *sigh* you're doing this all wrong. first of all, if you want to steal panties and get away with it, you don't get them from your friend. Second of all, it's better to just fake it.
>m: what?
>f: Look, if you wanna fake a used pair of women's panties, just go out to the mall and get some! And to simulate the smell, just masturbate in them for a little while!
>m: *has already jumped out of the window in fear*

There's a reason why I dwell in Sup Forums.

Ahah of course some faggot who steals panties is going to murder her instead of crying in a corner