Things you've learned to never trust in games

Things you've learned to never trust in games

>high elves
>dark elves
>deep-elves
>wood elves
>sea elves
>snow elves

...

Furries.
Kek nice.

My teammates.

treasure chests

...

Synths

Early access.

EVERYTHING

Sand elves

Serbians
Croatians

Fuck off, Randy.

Fuck off

>tfw you can trust a nigger more than other inferior races

vampires

>high elves
>dark elves
>deep-elves
>wood elves
>sea elves
>snow elves
>dwarf elves
>cat elves
>lizard elves
>detroit elves
>human elves
>dragon elves
>sword elves
>sweet roll elves

...

Can't even call you sandnigger because you are either Croatian or Serb.

Sandnigger elves

Why can't they all just get along

Friend elves

Elves are for burning

Don't exist

i was pretty disappointed when Yennifer turned out to be a bitch in the witcher 3. so much looking forward to finding her then she was just a shitty bitch.