>be me >only realistic/logical thinker at work >surrounded by liberal day dreamers >the world will know peace one day bullshit >decide that I've had enough of this >seeing as I'm the only shitskin at work and coworkers know very little of me, I decide to play a game >go to work with an 'All Rifles Matter' shirt >the sleeves say 'Blue Lives Matter' >hey user, um what's with the shirt? >oh it's just I'm a gun enthusiast and I thought it goes with me >well do you know that shirt might idk like trigger some people >what do you mean? >you know how guns are... >no I meant what do you mean you people? >I'm looking at her dead in the eyes with no emotions on my face >she's frozen and stutters before saying 'I don't mean...' >I'm brown so you assume I don't know what this shirt means and need help from someone like...you? >I say it loud enough for other coworkers and costumers to hear >she turns red and walks away >some big redneck comes up to me afterwards >haha that shit was classic brotha >offers me a high five >notice he slipped me 5 bucks >keep it up man >coworkers avoid me the rest for the shift >I smile at myself realizing at the power I know wield over these pathetic gender benders
Asher Lewis
Cool story Pajeet.
Jack Watson
found the dumb ass.
Nicholas Gomez
>only realistic/logical thinker at work >trumpette
LOOOOOOL
Eli Carter
and then the whole building clapped
Luke Sanders
Yeah like this would ever happen. No one gets "triggered" by a dumb pro gun shirt. People just think you are a pathetic fart for wearing one.
Carson Perez
That's bullshit but I believe it
Justin Rogers
>thistotallyhappened.jpg
Aiden Nelson
Wear this as a shirt next time please.
Oliver Torres
keep it up my man
Tyler Taylor
That redneck's name? Albert Einstein.
Aaron Gray
Redneck has $5. Nope.
Jack Evans
so much this OP: a fucking autist
Carson Long
You must not live in cali
Blake Foster
Same goes for when you trust occupy democrats
Wyatt Diaz
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Angel Thomas
i got a story OP
>rising up >back on the streets >did my time took my chances >went the distance now im back on my feet >just a man and his will to survive >so many times it happens to fast >you trade your passion for glory
cont?
Matthew Long
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Connor Gomez
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Isaiah Campbell
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Cameron Taylor
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Ian Thompson
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Isaac Martin
>unironically saying "be me" >"everyone is stupid but me!" Lol
Blake Allen
when did being atheist become the calling card of cringe
im not complaining by any means but it really just came out of nowhere
Connor Nguyen
That wasn't the point I was making. I was saying he's on the level of some cringeworthy redditor who thinks he's smarter than everyone
Sebastian Bailey
im aware of your point, though my question still stands. just came out of nowhere is all im saying.
Charles Perez
Here I'll fix it. Better?
Colton Smith
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. >Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Michael Lewis
Holy fuck OP, you are cringe personified.
Jason Bell
>Using Americans batshit social norms to your advantage.
Nice move OP.
Ian Morgan
It's been that way for a while. But it's mainly because the cringe oriented atheists think themselves to be smarter than religious people because of the aforementioned atheism.
Liam Williams
>Trumpanzee >Only logical thinker When your hero comes crashing down under the weight of his own lies and incompitence I will laugh until I turn blue, then I will laugh more, as you and all your retard friends scream in abject agony.
Brody White
It's the eye of the tiger faggot.
Luis Green
I am jealous of you. You've never encountered these people. Count yourself among the blessed user.
Brayden Perez
Kek
Adam Fisher
/Thread
Matthew Williams
>'How To Make Up Internet Stories 101' >man this class is gay better ditch, won't ever need this skill
