Why are you not currently openly bisexual?

Why are you not currently openly bisexual?

But... I am?

Because men are ugly as fuck.

I don't want A.I.Ds

nice meme, friend

then practice safe sex like a responsible person

My asshole is for shit only!

Same that's why I pitch

>said no attractive man ever

You wouldn't fuck this boys butt?

Men in real life don't look like Link.

I know several who do.

Sorry you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

Gays are into men, traps/femboys and young boys are for straight men/pedos who need to take a break from vaginas.

so you think you are ugly? loser.

Because the first and last guy i fell in love with turned out to be a hardcore nationalist and tried to drag me into it when I had nobody else. He had a girlfriend at that time and still used it against me.

>nothing more fun than wrapping a tire around your dick

>Not asian fucking the white dude's mouth

straight men don't need to take a break from vaginas

Don't you get it? I think men are ugly as far as sex goes. Of course men can look good, but the thought of having sex with them repulses me.

i'm not sexually attractive to men. I find some men attractive just not sexually.

Not yet ;)

That literally doesn't make sense.

it's just a kink for me, I don't want to date a guy, but if he is super femme or dressed like a girl, maybe we are just jacking off and sucking each other watching porn, maybe a threesome. All of it is hotter if it's something I don't normally do. You can't seduce a straight guy if he's openly into sucking cock and fucking other guys asses.

Well you do need to take a break from most stuff. If you always eat the same food you'll become tired of it, if you always play the same game you'll grow tired of it. Same goes for sex I guess.

That's just internalized homophobia from a conservative religious upbringing. You've been brainwashed to think it's not okay.

>Same goes for sex I guess.

No, it doesn't.

If you like something with a dick, you are gay or bi. End of story.

Because I'm pan, you bino.

Oh please not this typical liberal bullshitting. My mother is atheist and my father despises religion. My sister is a lesbian and I have no problems with it.

And when did I say it wasn't ok? I just said I think men look terrible (when it comes to sexual attraction). If guys IRL looked like link or pit you can be sure I'd give up on women and never look back.

If a guy likes horse dicks he's a zoophile
If a guy likes boy dicks he's a pedo.

Homosexuality is not just about dicks. Only russians and nu-keyboard-crusaders think that.

Tbh i find anime guys pretty hawt but 3d men are disgusting. Maybe it takes time to accept it fully, idk

Why would you give up on women? If you're attracted to women as well as men, you're bi.


Also, you are bi, since you find males attractive. Doesn't matter how many, or what type.

/thread

What does that even mean

/thread

>Maybe it takes time to accept it fully
yes

Yeah! Stop harassing the normie. He's just in here for kicks!

Because I hate modern women. They are the reason so many guys turn gay.

If you are attracted to this YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT.

There's a difference between accepting that you find anime guys attractive, and finding dirty irl men attractive. Fictional guys are my fetish, but I could never imagine doing something irl with a guy. It simply disgusts me. Why cant you understand that?

Instead of just fucking dicks or chicks, he'd also be fine with basically anything genderwise. It sounds kinda tumblr-pretensious; but it's just a subclass(or parent???) of bisexuality

Well, bi means two. Two genders. Pan means all. Tranies, Intersex, non-conforming, you name it. As long as they have a hot ass, here I come!

see
if you'd tap it, YOU ARE BISEXUAL.

if you disagree with this, YOU ARE DISAGREEING WITH A DICTIONARY


just know this, and move the fuck on with your life.

This dick would look more attractive on a chick.

Agreed

that's not an answer.

I don't want to be seen as less of a man. I'm masculine, tall, sloppy for a homo, have sex with girls pretty often, nobody sees me as a fag. I know that I am one but I don't want to be. I have fucked a lot of femboys and a few traps. I wish I wasnt like this. I dont tell anyone except for the girl I dated for 6 years. I am a hypocritical homophobe that fucks guys and I'll never tell my close friends or family.

you're bisexual, get the fuck over it, nobody cares

This dude gets it. The amount of men willing to actually put forth effort and look effeminate or even androgynous is so vanishingly tiny that it's not worth the massive misconception of coming out as "bi" when you're like a 0.25 on the Kinsey Scale.

I'm down for this shit, but when you say "I'm bisexual", the default assumption is not that. The assumption is someone between Channing Tatum and Ron Jeremy, with traps and the like as an afterthought. Why should I come out as "bi" when my odds of finding a guy I'm attracted to barely increase, while the amount of societal bullshit I have to deal with at LEAST doubles?

say you're heteroflexible

Because pussy is a danger zone?

...because I'm not bi

More like this? Hot.

why not?

best of both worlds

...because I'm not bi. I don't like cocks

and then I'm immediately in tumblr-land where I need to explain the difference between bi, pan, heteroflexible, trans, crossdressers, etc. etc. etc. I'd rather just tell people I'm straight, and if it's worth explaining further I will.

why not?

cocks and tits are equally attractive for diff reasons

as soon as you explain further they'll say you're heteroflexible

...i don't like cocks. I don't want one in my ads, I don't want one in my mouth. I don't want to give or recieve

You don't need a label for everything that exists.

I'm just saying that's what they'll say you are, the label exists for a reason, it's the "mostly straight" label

There's a reason real traps never show their face.

If I'm in the company of people I can use the word "heteroflexible" around, I use it. If I'm surrounded by people who have a hard time wrapping their heads around "bi", I'm not going on a 20 minute tirade about how girly an ass needs to be before I'll stick my dick in it.

I think I understand

If a guy likes horse dick he is a gay zoophile
If a guy likes boy dick he is a gay pedophile

If they are both into the female variety of what they wanna fuck then they are hetero and into it.

Shit can be layered you nignog

i am

When their is a label for every variation it shows the culture is obsessed with the matter. Eskimos have a bunch of words for snow. Tumbler has a bunch of words for sexual interests. That's how deviant they are, they cannot understand any higher level of beauty than raw perversity.

Because the average guy looks like Carrie Bradshaw in the face. They're fugly as fuck. Would fuck a hot man, though

Easy. Because the fantasy will never match the reality. If I could find guys like this I probably would be. But in all my life I've never seen a faggot that looked even remotely like this.

I know lots of cute men like that.

Where do you live?

Ohio. All I see here is just a bunch of gangly homos that try and look good but end up looking like gangly homos.

move to the UK, tons of twinks, with good taste in music and vidya

Because there are no traps or femboys that meet my high standards, at least not on hook up sites. Or the few that are, are into other crossdressers.
Honestly it would be pretty cool to be slightly gayer, I'm a hung twink and constantly get offered money just to get blown by dudes. But I tried it with a twink once and it wasn't much fun for me.

got pics?

Fuck that noise. I'd have to deal with your increasing number of sand niggers.

Ye why not, tho I don't have any good pics, mostly just vids. What's the filesize limit on Sup Forums anyway?

I'm in the same boat as most folks: there aren't enough available, truly attractive traps for me to care. Honestly, though, I'd probably be in to any man so long as in blindfolded. Years ago I discovered a balanced duality of myself: effeminate natured subconscious and masculine conscious. It's cool and balanced and I'm happy with myself.

I really only like the idea of, basically, women with dicks, though. I don't want a man, boy, or femboi. And if we're being truly honest, I like sucking dog dick. Human dicks are gross though and I don't want to do anal in either direction.

Also I'm happily married to my hot and loving wife.

>happily
>married

>Not using a condom when having sex with a female.

I Seriously hope you're not this retarded.

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Who is this artist?

I mean, yeah. My wife is the bread winner. I work and go to school. On my days off I do hobbies, play vidya, DIY projects, etc. We have minor arguments but always work it out a few minutes later (most of the time were just hangry). Sex is great. We own a house and two cars, a dog, cat, and aquariums. It could be a lot fucking worse lol. The only improvement would be me working a good career that I enjoy so that I can contribute more financially. We've got one kid on the way already, too. Going to wait to see a doc for the blood test before I get super officially excited though.

I think a lot of people fuck up marriage because they don't take the time to seriously communicate. They also don't understand how difficult it is smashing two individual humans together for a deep relationship. It's hard and it takes work, but for me it's really worth it. The best part of my day is going to bed at night and having her lay on my chest; a perfect fit. Sappy, sure, but it's warm and comfortable as fuck.

sounds gay as fuck

>#offbyone

Somebody give me proof of an actual Cute Looking Man, one that either looks like Link or one of the dudes in the OP's pic, and I'll become Bi on the spot.

I've NEVER seen one that is on par with that. All men are just so... manly. Find me a QT plz

I don't want to come out. Because I don't really need to. I think I am, but at the same time I don't think I am. It's all confusing for me...

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Not as gay as this thread wants it to be

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Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better understanding of our drugs
>We need better surveillance
>We need better water quality control
>We need to get rid of lead paint.

nose too big and manly looking, but it's on the right track.

Azn, doesn't count

that nose isn't too big dude

>Azn, doesn't count

How so? Asians have less testosterone and more feminine features, which is what you are asking for.

I mean not too big to be aesthetically pleasing, but not really Cute IMO.

That one is really good but once again, Asian, and they all look cute by default tbh

>No
>Not yet
>No
>Maybe
>Maybe
>Not yet
>Maybe
>Possibly
>Maybe
>Maybe
>Where's the fun in that
Also, why be upset about being a simulation meant to gauge appropriate responses to carbon life? It's not like this particular simulation is one that results in total rendition. Also, why in this thread.

What I'm saying is that there are no really cute white men out there.

One thing I always notice regarding this is that these tend to be high-maintenance, unrealistic expectations per the average grouping of people. Cute dudes? Few and far in between.

It's no good if it isn't realistic for the average Sup Forumstard.

because I don't want everyone knowing how much of a faggot I am

I fucking would. Damn.

maybe if I couldn't see the front part or it was covered in girl clothes