Ask a pedo bread!

Ask a pedo bread!
>favourite age?
>boys or girls?
>have you ever tried or done something with someone? Greentext it!
>have you ever been molested/ had something consensual with someone as a child? Greentext it!
>would you with a sibling/familiar?
>have you ever fell in love with a kid?
>do you watch pizza?
>how old were you when you realized that you were a pedo?
>have you ever been caught?
>does someone know about your condition?
>how did they know? what was their reaction?
>how would be your ideal relationship with a child?
>feel free to ask anything you want

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Since you can't post on Sup Forums with a VPN, why would anyone answer these kinds of questions?

Just wait

I have a babysitter that is 15... Hottest thing I've ever seen.

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M O D S !

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your shitposting skillz?

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enjoy, before they take it down

Mine is like 4/10
You're pick related is a facebook/10
Also, nice doubledubs, faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=ndmqeShzATc

S.. stop it...

Just stop this thread?

I once saw a gif of a little asian girl, I'm gonna say phillipino, probably around ten years old, getting finger fucked.

She was so into it, she was on her heels and leaning back onto her hands, bucking her hips into it, biting her lip, rolling her eyes. I'll never forget it, I deleted it for the last time years ago and I regret it.

Normally I''m ok but sometimes I just go off the deep end and I can't stop myself, all I can think about are little girls and killing myself, but I can't stop

I can. I'm not a paedo though so there's no point in me answering.

I once saw a video of a maybe 9 years old being deep anal fucked by some son of a bitch. The special thing in that video was that she was enjoying it, moaning and screaming " ah yes daddy fuck my ass!" Like a real proffessional pornstar. Downloaded that from a dropbox thread. Deleted it because I was really scared to have that thing in my hd. Regret.

Then why you got in this thread?

Was just seeing if anything pathetic or amusing had been said

>Implying you are saying the truth

Girls discover masturbation early, there's even stuff in parent's manuals about how to explain masturbation, privacy and public spaces to your 3 year old because once they realize they can make themselves feel good by touching there they won't stop.

I posted in an earlier thread about how I'd touched my niece, starting with tickle fights getting more and more intense until I started slipping hands down her skirt, rubbing fingers along her slit, thumbing her tiny princess and the pea sized clit, her giggles getting more and more hysterical and painful until she's squeaking and shaking so hard it feels like she'll break. Her face after she came is burned into my brain those fucking soft, pouting lips, the look in her eyes she'd let me do anything all I ever had to do was whip my dick out and plot it between those beautiful candy drop lips but I never did more than touch her with my hands.

why did I do that
why do I want to do it again
stop me

Fuck you

is this considered pedophilia? also, whats her name? I see photos of her every now and then

kill me please

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>>Girls
>>No
>>No
>>No
>>No
>>Used to, not anymore
>>No
>>No
>>I would never act on it because I would never want to traumastise a child like that

Do it yourself.

When I was in middle school I once gave another kid a blowjob

>I would never act on it because I would never want to traumastise a child like that
I am glad that I am not the only pedo that thinks like that

How old were you two? Did you like it? How did you feel after that? How was your relationship after that?

like 12
girls. im not gay
no
sorta
no
no
not really, but if it was right in front of me i probably would
i realized it in middle school. before i just thought it was normal to be attracted to girls my own age.
no
no, well almost certain the fbi does.
n/a
somewhat distant. i would want her to like, just come by sometimes for an afternoon and hang out. we could play video games and cook and obviously, because pedo, have a sleep over. then i would want her to leave a few hours after we wake up and not come back for a few days.

Why would mods care?

KYS, sick pedo fucks!

i wouldnt want to do it to the average girl, but mean girls get me more exited because i know that i wouldnt care because she is a bitch.

pics? story? come on man don't leave us hanging like that

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Yea, i love seeing them in bathers and watching young teen couples gets me hard but I would never do anything. I like to think of what the young teen couple might get up to, how she touches his penis for the first time, seeing what he likes while he touches her perky soft breasts and tentatively touching her moist young pussy

It was ok and at the time we were friends but nothing developed

tbh, i kinda want to do business dealings in saudi arabia somehow so i can get in on that sweet human trafficking.

I hope you all are prepared to kill yourself instantly when your parent's house gets raided because you'll get fucked up in prison

don't worry we all know why you are in the thread

What is wrong woth your pick related?

>pick

>what is wrong with your prick related

egg salad sandwich

2 eggs
brown bread
3 minutes per side
2 slices of cheese
serve an enjoy

she is cute.
i would nuzzle my face into her chest so hard she would asphyxiate.

Will this really kill someone?

hebephilia if it makes you feel better
Peach

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if you put a slice of processed cheese on a slice of pumpernickel it forms an unstable "kasebrot", which is a german word for disaster fuel. adding an egg to it will cause it to explode with approximately 56 kilotonnes of force for every mol of cesium you put in it.

I got a hebe-fever
>only cure is more cowbell

Come on man, is that really true?

you can test it for yourself.
how much pure cesium do you have?

That sounds too perfect to be true

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Come on guys share some thing!

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Wanna know how to make a cool smoke machine

>ant confirmed

Yeah, girls discover that shit early. I was shocked when I was talking with a close friend in middle school about masturbation and shit and she told me that she would finger her asshole all the way back in the 2nd grade.

Also, that story is just... Loads of wrong... I mean that is some stereotypical creepy pedo uncle shit.

And that is why it is fake.

You ft some chlorine and some vinegar and you mix them toghther

you trying to hit the image limit, newfag?

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Shiny Flowers

Share niggas!

Try it

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Wow, honestly surprised this thread has popped up again. Already commented on it last time so really can't be fucked to do it again.
This guy's playin a risky game

>it's shit.

I just got unbanned.

>favorite age?
10-14
>boys or girls?
girls
>have you ever tried or done something with someone?
hell no

>have you ever been molested/ had something consensual with someone as a child?
Yes,
>be me 10-11
>3 years younger than male cousin
>he wants to have sex like he's seen in porn
>asks me to have a bath so we can practice
>I watched porn at this point as well
>didn't realize I was supposed to be the girl
>literally drowning as cousin fucks me up the butt
yep, don't know if it fucked me up that much. maybe it did and I don't realize it?

>would you with a sibling/familiar?
fuck no, I like my family
>have you ever fell in love with a kid?
no, they're grubby little shits
>do you watch pizza?
no, but I watch Japanese idol videos
>how old were you when you realized that you were a pedo?
like 14?
>have you ever been caught?
not that I know of
>does someone know about your condition?
not that I know of
>how did they know? what was their reaction?
N/A
>how would be your ideal relationship with a child?
they'd have a kid like body but act like a fucking adult, which is never going to happen. Kids are sacks of fucking inanity, like I don't give a shit about your mundane problems, I just like the physical attributes.

ask away if questions.