Has anyone tried the lotions that claim to remove these things

Has anyone tried the lotions that claim to remove these things

Also any tips on how to remove them aside from surgery and bleach thanks

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Surgery and bleach. It's your only hope

try this. nut therapy

tits or gtfo

That's *nut* a good idea

don't worry about removing them. just tell them "don't worry baby, it's just a contagious, incurable fungus. its not aids or anything"

Mine just disappeared a couple of years ago. Granted, it wasn't nearly as bad as on your pic

Who's them faggot I don't like lookin at em when I'm beating my 4 inch cock at 90 mph not because I'm scared of telling girls because I dont have any girls, removing the aids infested lookin jelly beans isn't the deal breaker

Mines have gotten worse over the years growing more layers of them like fucking shark teeth

>fucking shark teeth

sweet

do the chicks dig it? do they lick them and say "mmmm mmmmmm"?

will whores suck you raw dog?

Go to the doctor
Stop fucking sluts

put vinegar on a rag, wrap it around your pecker, tape it there and wait about 6 days.

if you have a dick left, the spots might be gone.

only solution is cryotherapy

Yea this one chick her name was handjellica she loved it shes a wild one that one, didnt talk much tho

Buy a laser

>handjellica

kek

They're called "pearly papules", and they're normal. Personally, I wouldn't fuck with them.. but if they really bug you go to a specialist. Don't fuck around with your dick (unless you're fucking).

stop fapping without lube you idiot

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learn about your dick OP.

wat is it tho

wat da fug? benis on jewtoob?!?

there is nothing wrong with those shits, lot of men have the same

the only thing wrong here is that you are not cleaning your dick properly, you motherfucking disgusting pig

HAha uncircumcised dicks are the worst
they look like a fucking worm and get gross shit like this

If you zoom you can see he still has them so this method doesn't work, you're better off with pic related

circumcised men have these shits too, i know becos ive suckeda lotta dick in my time

3 and a half million views.. How to remove them..

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That's just nature telling you that you have bad genes.

Mine were as bad as op's and I had them everywhere including the shaft, they started to appear when I was 15 I think and the ones on the shaft kinda went away in the past few years (I'm 27 now) I still have some on the head but they are much smaller now. Also, op, don't worry about them, I've been with three women and none of them ever noticed them, in fact, I told my current girlfriend about them after a few years and she never minded them.

op, you are part of the dominant race! spread your seed far and wide, and when your submissive birther questions your meat, slap them with it! your cock is what will lead to the birth of a new world order! THE GOMBA WILL RISE AGAIN

Let me get this straight... You want a lotion to remove your penis? Just use a very hot knife.... Win???

guess where the idea comes for that kind of kondom

have you considered the mighty plumbus?

Remove them? Oh, my my myyyy Noooo. You've got new life growing on your sprout!
Look at their happy little tentacle/feelers growing/reaching outward to the world around them! You need to raise them proper like a good lad and replant your sprout wherever they latched on originally so that they might transfer information and either take on more new crotch life!
You are a Father now
PROTECT YOUR PHALLUS

Vitamin E. Cream called Retin-A

Fucking disgusting, I'm so glad I don't have these on my dick. I'd never want to show it to anyone, not even trolling, I'd get anxious as fuck.

Try sticking it in boiling water

fucked for life OP

bro, these dots give you more sensation and shit
a good girl wouldnt care about them

Yeah, those good girls who don't give a fuck about appearance. You'll get a real winner.

thought I had those. turned out it was just genital warts. scrubbed em with apple cider vinegar every day for a week or so and burned the little fuckers right off. Been clear a good year and a half now.

bro what's the big deal, they're just trichromes, scrape em off and smoke that shit

you can remove it with salicylic acid or other acid use to peeling skin or remove wart. U se a paintbrush and be careful , you can't remove this in one shot.
you're welcome

I scratched mine off in total denial.

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