Who would win in the following wars:

Who would win in the following wars:

Britain vs. France

China vs. Russia

Egypt vs. Turkey

***No nuclear weapons

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran–Iraq_War
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brits
china
who cares

your whore mother does

1 France
2 Stalemate
3 Turkey (probably)

britain
russia
humanity

Dunno
China
Turkey

>humanity

>humanity
this

Britain
Russia
Turkey

Britain maybe
China easily
Turkey easily

1. France
2. Most likely china
3. Turkey

stalemate
China
Turkey

>China

France
They would drop the whole affair 2 weeks in. Russia cannot navally blockade China, and China can't set up supply lines from its coast all the way to Moscow.
Turkey

Britain
China
Poison baits

Britain
China
Turkey

What's wrong?

>5x as many people
>at least 5x GDP
>diverse economy, not based 90% on natural resource extraction

Remember, war is a numbers game. US took 2x as many casualties as the Germans in WWII and still came out ahead, because we could afford to replace our losses.

UK
China
Turkey

>war is a numbers game
nah
if wars were only about numbers people wouldn't start them

Britain
China
Turkey

OP should have specified if the wars were
to the death or one side is forced to accept territorial losses.

no nukes, so I guess it's about territory

russia
RUSSIA
russia

who would win: Israel or Iran?

stalemate
neither would be able to advance much, but China could push more than Russia.
Turkey

Israel would win without firing a single shot

>Who would win

>Britain vs. France
Jews
>China vs. Russia
Jews
>Egypt vs. Turkey
Jews

France
China(Human waves tactic)
Turkey

t. cockroach

>Human waves tactic
what is that?

Stalemate, depends on the military objective
China
Egypt

>UK

>Britain vs. France
stalemate
>China vs. Russia
stalemate
>Egypt vs. Turkey
Turkey. Egypt is basically one river. The whole country runs along this river. The Roaches could either land and fight their way up it... they have the firepower, even though it would be bloody
Or, they could be smarter and block the river from Sudan. Egyptians start adding of thirst and surrender. Either way, a quick Roach victory.

You try to Swarm your opponent using your numeric superiority

It's what you did to the Germans during WW2

>French """army"""
we did some degenerative shit

>Be Russian "Army"
>Go to Chechnya
>Get BTFO


>Be French
>Go to Africa
>Topple any country you want

A hundred times this.

>>Be French
>>Go to Africa
>>Topple any country you want
Basically, the only thing you can do. Conquer African monkeys

Why do you all think russia would win

More like the only thing we are allowed to do. We should invade UK since they left the EU but people would say it's warmongering or some dumb shit like that (even tho when we do it to niggers no one cares)

Nope

We can topple pretty much any country in the world beside USA and China.
We're just not allowed to do so

How long has france been in a state of emergency? Can't even stop your own citizens from waging war on your streets.

Don't know about the others but for United Kingdom vs France I'm convinced that it would be a draw. We both are the most powerful countries in Europe.

>even tho when we do it to niggers no one cares
guess why
[spoiler]because they are niggers[/spoiler]
yeah, sure
not allowed

Maybe brits will attack this but today France has an advantage with modern weapons.
Before like Napoléon era for instance, it was still difficult to attack a fortified island as UK but now it's easy.
Their geo position means nothing with modern military buildings.
Honnestly France has a light advantage against UK.

Everyone else

>We both are the most powerful countries in Europe
what about germany?

France, China, Turkey

>Britain vs. France
France

>China vs. Russia
China

>Egypt vs. Turkey
The western civilization

>North Korea/China/Russia vs. USA
USA will finally pay for their genocides in germany and vietnam

Not him but Germnay is not a military power, that'why our minister of defense was angry at Germany because he said something like "for now France is the only country who defends Europe and we have to pay everything"

yea right id like to see anything get through the walls of dover

If the nationalists were in control, they would solve the non-whites problem in one day

Thanks for the clarification. I always thought that the UK and Germany are top two cunts, and you are the third.

>French army defends Europe
Now I see why there is so many arabs there
vote le pen! (No, please don't. I have a lot of savings in euros)

>and you are the third.
Troll, blacklisted

Well they don't share a border but assuming they did based on history:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab–Israeli_conflict

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran–Iraq_War

While Iran is probably better now, I'd still have to give it to Israel.

Don't you have the past tense in french? Or you have some problems with English?

What do you mean ?
I said you are a troll and you are now blacklisted

>I always thought that the UK and Germany are top two cunts
>thought
>thinkED
i hope this makes it easier for you to catch the idea

>Britain vs France
Britain
>China vs Russia
China
>Egypt vs Turkey
Turkey

But that's the reason, it's for your "I always thought"
The fact that you thought this in the first place.
So now you are blacklisted

>be defeated in like 40 days or so
>think you are superior to Germany

Not him but that was over 70 years ago
Since then their military has been fucked by America

Moreover we have nukes and they don't

fuck muricans

Le pen isn't enough to save France

By Nationalists i mean Identitarians, or Petaitinists

Never heard of them. Who are they? What is their ideology? Who supports them? Are these movements popular in France?

Fuck off you subslav cunt we are not the third power in Europe

Ok, the fifth then

Britain
China
Egypt (Pre coup I would say Turkey)

Take that back or I'll add Ukraine to NATO.

And who are before us then? We are the third nuclear power in the entire world shithead

no, you won't

UK Germany Russia and I can't figure out anymore, so ok, the fourth

...

brit
chink
hyroglyph

XD
good post

Did you just get offended by the most classic jewish joke?

>Petaitinists

I mean pétainiste, which mean the follower of Petain aka "Parti pour la France", "Terre et Peuple", and most of the genuine Nationalists in France


The good news is that the New President of the FN is Petainist

>Britain vs france
Britain, due to a better air force and better subs.
>China vs Russia
Humanity. Untold millions dead on both sides, both sides incompetence each other into a stalemate.
>Egypt vs Turkey
Turkey

Britain
China
Turkey

french and russian militaries are nothing without nukes

Doesn't Russia have lots of nice tanks

russia has military experience going back to the 90's and before. what recent conflict has the chinese been tested in?

it wasn't russia before the 90s, it was the SU. at least people had some kind of ideology back then. and also they would have been shot by their own comrades if the tried to run away from the battlefield
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrier_troops#Barrier_troops_in_the_Red_Army
what i am saying is that most people would even fight for this shithole.
and we could only win with our numbers like in WW2. but considering chinese population it would be impossible this time.
and modern russia never participated in any big war either.
most military equipment is outdated, basically rebuilt old soviet crap.
and russia is too big, we wouldn't even be able to defend our borders.

britain
russia
turkey

>nice
they're trash. i bet if the chinese really wanted it they could steal the technology and build 1 million such tanks in a few months.

being an island in an industrialized world is a pretty relevant benefit

>would even fight
would NOT even fight of course

why are canadians such know-it-all douchebags

What does Britain even have over France ? Why do you suck their dick ?
Why would subs fucking matter when the Channel is barely 15 km wide ?

Because they could *teleport behind* the CDG and sink it before the frogs could do anything about it. I believe they carry cruise missiles, too.

Depends on the end-goal for each war...

In terms of total conquest:

>Britain vs. France
Neither has enough troops and logistics to conquer the other. It is skewed in Britain's favour because they have more sealift ships.

>China vs. Russia
Probably China. More troops, more modern equipment, much larger and brand new navy... It would probably come down to tactics and how well China could fund an army that has to push thousands of kilometers North and West to take Moscow. China doesn't have much battle experience whilst the Russians seems to have learned from mistakes during shit like the Chechnya and Georgian wars. However they don't have the troop numbers or the funding needed to take China

>Egypt vs. Turkey
Again, neither. Neither has the projection capabilities or the necessary transport equipment to effectively attack each other. It is skewed in Turkey's favour because they have a larger military budget and presumably better training as a NATO member, and they have a larger Navy

Why the fuck would we need the CDG, burger ? Don't you know how close we are ?

Stalemate
China
Turkey with unavoidable USA aid

>Meanwhile someone was eating rice

>Britain vs. France
Britain and Germany are paper tigers. There's no question that France is the strongest domestic military power in Europe.

>China vs. Russia
China would rape Russia, but there's really no strategic point to a war for either side, so I can't see the war continuing long enough to have a conventional victory.

>Egypt vs. Turkey
Egypt is a glorified river with an army, as well as having very deep political problems that would prohibit effective war. The turks are a (poorly) westernized nation with a decent military by middle east standards. Turkey would win easily.

France would definitely win. Their military is superior to the British military and the Royal Navy is a joke in 2017

This war is pointless since Putin and his friends are already selling us to China. even if it did happen, it would be a stalemate.

Turkey hands down. Egypt is pretty much a river, as others have already said.

呵呵,不用俄罗斯出兵,中国自己就投降了

>humanity