Narcos General

ITT: Times you've acted like Pablo

malparido hijoeputa

This one time I convinced two arab dudes into crashing some airplanes into buildings in the US

So that's where bill gates got it from

lol damn dude that was you? I thnk I remember hearing something about that on the news.

I always sigh softly then smoke a jernt after hearing bad news

whats up with the gonorrhea insults in this show
is that like the worst insult you can use in columbia?

i paid 2 cuban girls to lick my balls while their dad was in the other room

I've grown a mustache similar in style to his, and come fall I wear exclusively hoodless sweaters. Also I'm muscular with a ton of fat on top. Really going for the Pablo look.

javier did nothing wrong

>that time I stared off in to the distance late at night pondering while smoking
>that time me and my cousin smoked cigs sombrely while talking and making no eye contact
>those times I'm doing things with family and my friends enter the room breathe heavily and say 'boss sorry but it's important'

Good times

that fucking frog throat

>>those times I'm doing things with family and my friends enter the room breathe heavily and say 'boss sorry but it's important'
I hate when that happens to me

Just reminder to everyone that Poison is best narco boy and La Quica a shit.

Unlike english, latin languages use more colorful insults besides saying "fuck you"

Poison is based on Jhon Jairo Arias aka PININA, an ultraviolent sicario. Pablo declared him as "the lord of the bandits."

However, Pablo recognized La Quica as his most loyal sicario ever.

>times pablo acted like john candy

got what?

English is a Latin language

Anyone who posts plomo snake should get the updated version.
Also:
>would Sup Forums be as cold blooded fighting crime as Carrillo?

>PININA
Was he wealthy?

Just ball licking? Weak

maricon

I actually know the actor irl

Lives in eagle pass

>invited some friends over to my house
>beat them to death and had my sicarios torch their bodies

Mom's gonna freak

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>watch narcos S1 again then S2
>Start listening to music from the show and other similar music cuz shits catchy as fuck
>Bought a large floral shirt and a polo with palm trees and boats on it
>Wear them tucked in

Ffs wish I lived in Colombia in the 80's

dude looks like andy kaufman

>Ffs wish I lived in Colombia in the 80's
no you don't

how do i dress 80sdruglordcore

I'm a loving family man who did nothing wrong and everyone hated me for no reason.

Coincidence?
Andy Kaufman "died" in the early 80's right as Pablo was on the come up and essentially came out of nowhere. Kaufman was reported by many people to have constantly been talking about faking his own death & that it would be the ultimate practical joke. He was also a very big partier when he was using drugs & drinking, it is very possible that he went down to South America to fake his death for X amount of years, fell in love with sweet uncut Cocaina and just became a huge gangster under this fake ID he setup or bought.

not out of the realm of possibility

just dress like a toddler basically

Shoot a kid in the face? Nah, I wouldn't have the cajones.

English is Germanic with Latin influences through French.

when I married a girl that looked like tata

GRINGOS
TRABAJO
SI PATRON

Fuckin fluent in Spanish after watching this show tbph lads

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>wearing a bra and pantyhose
>mom comes in without knocking

No

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new meme coming through

>tfw Pablo got to see Gustavo one last time

everytime I try and play with my children my employyes come and tell me something is wrong

Better blow something up then

carillo didn't deserve this

>threatens his family and business
>shoots children
>murders his best friend and cousin and dumps his body in the street disrepectfully
No yeah it was totally uncalled for